Personally

I've had the wonderful experience of having friends who smashed.
His story and her story were like night and day.
Him: Man she was on all my shit she came like 5 times she was lovin my D.
Her: It was like 13 seconds I swear it wasn't a minute.

Mya told me about a guy who thought he was all that. Note to women: When a guy talks about how awesome his sex game is HE HAS A TINY DICK. I didn't make this up. Every girl I know says it. Men who brag lack something. Silent but deadly is not only about farts it's about size.

So Mya's bold ass tells dude he's a complete joke in bed and he's like no girl ever said that before...

I vowed to stop faking, I think all women should pledge to stop faking giving these wack ass bigger egos.