The reason I don't use myspace

I'm at the library yeah my daddy sucks ass right now... who said they were buying me a laptop this weekend? Who didn't? He gets paid tomorrow he knows I'm gonna blow him up. If daddy was poor it would be different but dude makes over 6 figs.
Anyway all this hood ass kids are at the library speaking incorrect English talking about their myspace pages. Don't get me wrong I use slang way too much but my grammar isn't horrible. Myspace is for girls who wear thin flip flops and have Coach purses with the G's. It's too much. A facebook page is simple it doesn't have glitter graphics it won't take 30 minutes to load. I am a fan of the simpler things in life. I think my love affair with twitter has a lot to do with the simplicity of it. Ok why am I at the library... BYE

Are you reading this

Someone text me numbered bullets today... reading the blog much? I just saw a black emo boy and his hair was flat ironed with highlights... what is the world really coming to? I'm blogging from the apple store in Baton Rouge today. This morning I got the incredible urge to be catty and bad mouth someone. I was really really mad. But I didn't I realized that people want you to see who they're trying to be... I guess I respect that. I still don't agree with people judging others or condemning actions that they themselves do but don't admit to I guess thats just what people do when they "find God"

Dramatic Irony

I love saying that and oxymoron thems my words baw... What does baw mean?? I don't know I use it after sentences instead of ya know and ya heard me. LOL! If I was taller I'd be a nice person. The height makes me mean thats why I treat you so bad. I gotta pee. She lookin homeless homeless baw... LOL

I invited myself to Chaun daddy house to watch Housewives how ya love dat??

Somebody just informed me that the people behind are indeed homeless... but I wasn't even talking about them LOL

Live from the apple store

Where is C.N.R.K? -Ger's. I'm at the apple store clearly I need a computer... tell people about the blog more hits = money. That simple. Why in the eff are all these people in the apple store? I didn't mean to be mean. It's hilarious how I can say million nice things but the one mean thing I say is all people focus on. And no it's not because you said that it's because people always do that. It transfers into everything eventually.. Music for example b.s like the Soulja Boy goes platinum while artist like Goapele go ignored. And why because we don't want solutions we love the problem more. We get made when people kiss in public but we love to watch fights.

The UFC is gay to me real gay. I don't understand it it's too gay they jump on top of each other and get all behind each other ugh nasty. Then the UFC fans.. Ed Hardy shirt wearing losers. Where is this fkn girl? See why I don't visit people at work.