Oh. Baby. Do. It

1. Fuck hard! I mean why wouldn't you!
2. When it doesn't rain it's too hot but when it rains it pours.
3. AGAIN, real hoes are the ones you've never heard of. Men keep real hoes a secret and publicly degrade ducks without morals. I can't make this shit up!
4. I'm always motivated to write when I'm not close to my laptop.
5. Back in the day, dudes protected women from excessive shade. Discretion works to every ones advantage. Hoes will in fact hoe more when it's a secret.
6. Feather earrings scare me.
7. I can't say I really care about Casey Anthony... I mean it's wrong it's really wrong but bad things happen a lot.
8. Focusing on being a good person will get me further in life than focusing on other peoples fuck ups. That's insensitive to some but real to all.
9. I get tired of talking about love. It'll happen. But complaining about it doesn't make it happen faster.
10. My booboo said #shade is too small we have to throw Oprah Oak... *follow me camera*
11. "She only denies fucking him because we said he was lame" << Ma'am if you want to fuck lames we don't care!!! I mean you're happy.
12. It's funny when people are shamed of their fuck friend.
13. There's an illusion that if you talk a lot you care. It ain't true!
14. You ever go on Facebook and look at your hood friends friends??? Them broads!!!! HIL-ARIOUS!!!!
15. I saw one girl with a full mustache and a lacefront. I was DEAD!

I'm done LOL!!

Yeah... I just $#!++ED on em...

The opinions expressed in this blog post are the OPINIONS of this blogs owner at any time if you do not agree with these opinions you can close the web browser it's really simple there's an X click it!

The rude list is just a compilation of my opinions on rumors and shit I read on twitter etc. It's not meant to target any certain people only because each thing applies to at least 5-6 people I can think of. BUT of course people think they mean SO much to me that I would honestly devote a blog post to them. And to that I respond BITCH PLEASE!

Summer Stuff!! Victoria's Secret Edition!!

You know I adore womanhood and all the great things she has to offer so here goes!!!

If you know me you know I worked at VS for 3 1/2 years so I love love their stuff I know it's good and I stand behind it.

Weekend Ugly

Writing on the weekends is kinda pointless. Everyone is too busy partying but hey... some one is gonna read it!Just a few points that aren't meant to be on the rude list. I'm still working on the second rude list don't worry it's coming!! Hopefully Monday!!!

1. We move so FAST!!! You ever noticed that you want life to move at the speed of twitter...When do we slow down? It's like we rush and rush but then we remind ourselves the only things worth having are worth working for. Why is no one patient anymore? Self included.

2. I say this all the time and no one listens. The most effective way to end an argument... SILENCE! If you consistently ignore someone in essence they're talking to themselves. If your opponent is weak, just ignore em. Someone tried to start an argument with me recently, I smiled and said go buy a face! I'm quite rude...

3. If Bill Clinton had the greatest economic polices of the last 20 or so years why don't we reuse his policies??? I really can't understand that. It makes no sense. Clinton gave poor people more money and which in turn helped the entire nation. So we are we still trying to do this failed ass Bush trickle down effect bullshit!!

4. Why do people always call you when you're trying to take a nap?? Is there like a signal that goes to peoples brains that says "She's sleeping now is the time to annoy her" And people call for the DUMBEST shit while you sleeping. "Hey you got gum" BITCH what!? I wish I could make this up.

I was thinking (ran-dumb)

1. Love is inconsistent.
2. Does anyone NOT cheat?
3. Growing up is hard
4. Why is the glorification of ignorance so normalized?
5. Women used to dress nice so men would take them on dates because their families couldn't afford food.. circa 1920s that intrigued me
6. How many things do we do on a regular basis without realizing how it started?
7. Why do we assume people are a certain way by the way they dress or talk? It's amazing how conditioned we are.
8. Forward texts make my nerves ba.
9. Does monogamy in our 20s exist?
10. Why is it that some people are way easier to talk to than others?
11. People are not perfect so in turn relationships aren't perfect (something everyone knows yet forgets)
12. Is the truth really the manipulation of lies?
13. When do people decide to just settle?
14. The things we consume mentally tend to cause more harm than good.
15. Why is it so easy to focus on things we can't change??

& that's fine too

My first February randumb!! Get excited biiiitches!!!

How many times has someone told you what you should do?? And that person wasn't doing a DAMN thing! The audacity of you to tell me to be great when you ain't shit. It's funny, but then it's not.  && that's fine too!!!

Here I am

Look at the baby tiger!! LOL!

Life has begun. It feels like my year just started. I'm excited. Not really nervous. Faith is a beautiful thing. The art of believing excites me! Sometimes it's so easy to be pessimistic. BUT now is not that time so I won't dwell.

Love> Lust> Like (a randumb of stuff)

I get graphics for the blog like everyday & I never use them so I'm making a love/lust/like list of some of the pictures I don't get to use!!!

Playboy!! I lust//love all things playboy I think it's risque and sexy but not over the top whore shit.



The Rude List

The opinions expressed in this blog post are the OPINIONS of this blogs owner at any time if you do not agree with these opinions you can close the web browser it's really simple there's an X click it!

The rude list is just a compliation of my opinions on rumors and shit I read on twitter etc. It's not meant to target any certain people only because each thing applies to at least 5-6 people I can think of. BUT of course people think they mean SO much to me that I would honestly devote a blog post to them. And to that I respond BITCH PLEASE!

A list stereotypically defined as being ran-dumb:

1. That picture that's how I feel today, like the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is the only song in existance...
2. I realized the people who know me at this moment have NO idea who I was...
3. I have a "hit list" of guys I want to sleep with before I die no famous people
4. Anyway I started a flirty convo with one of them and... well
5. I've never been so disappointed in MY LIFE!!!!
6. We didn't have sex I saw it and I cried
7. It's just easier for me to write a list
8. We're talking about sex...
9. I think if you're not in the mood but you really like him you should spit all over his dick and just suck it for a minute or two.
10. I don't like giving sex advice because I'm kind of a prude. BUT a slutty prude.. I act slutty but yeah whatever!

Happy Birthday Blog!

1. People who don't know me in real life should suck a fat dick!
2. I don't lie about things that don't matter... e.g. my past, present or future
3. "I know u gon write some shade shit"
4. I've been writing for a year now and I feel like a completely different person, my blog used to revolve around Big & Hov... now it revolves around bullshit and comedy...
5. I still have men friends I just don't write about them
6. I'm seriously listening to "Oochie Wally"... but why??
7. Nasty songs make me laugh and boost my ego... it's the hoe in me
8. Niggas is bitches too, go on brush ya shoulders off
9. I think fuckin nasty triflin niggas/bitchs is like sticking your hand in a bucket of a million peoples spit.. even if u have a rubber glove on.. why would you do that??
10. In other news, if you think something about me... ask me.. PLEASE don't assume... it makes me feel lame
11. This blogging journey has helped me to realize my flaws
12. I can be wrong.. it's ok.. I'm not prideful to say that
13. I hate pride it ruins people
14. Monogamy doesn't exist in your 20s... unless you're of a rare breed in which case GO GIRL
15. If a man has NO ambition how the fuck he gon marry you??
16. Do bitchs think before they start handing out act right??
17. Giving "ain't shit niggas"a chance has NEVER benefited anyone... moving along
18. The men who don't have shit always get mad when you want the men who have shit..
19. Let me say this again "Women like big dick and money.. do you have that??"
20. LONELY ASS!
21. Men are more bitter than women especially the ones without jobs, cars, lives, ambition... BUT they wanna drag you down...
22. Being stuck up isn't a bad thing.. what's the opposite of stuck up?? EASY!
23. I work 45 hour weeks I deserve somebody who has some shit going for them
24. If you got alot going for you why settle?
25. Them other hoe could settle
26. Any man who asks a women for money don't have a dick
27. Why are dudes so pussy??
28. I'm ranting aren't I?
29. I love myself it's not a sin!
30. Kim Jones is the greatest.

Cooler than me...

1. "Your family is scum" - my girlfriend
2. Anytime anyone talks about getting fucked in the butt I wanna throw up
3. I'm not homophobic I just can't handle ass talk
4. Trey Songs makes me also wanna barf the same way gay ass sex makes me wanna barf
5. Jersey Shore season 2... I can't wait
6. The word "chap" is un-natural to me... NO one sounds "cool" saying it
7. If someone doesn't treat you kindly why do you kiss their ass??
8. He was probably trying to get at me that time... I couldn't though
9. Throwing shade is fun and all... BUT I really wish people would DO better
10. GRAHAM CRACKER --- that means dry
11. If all you can afford is Macy's why try to play in Saks... being real NEVER hurt nobody
12. Am I the only person who realizes rich people don't wear shiny shit... moving along
13. Remember when being ghetto was cool??? I didn't fit in AT ALL
14. You notice how much chicks have changed since the Real Housewives of ATL started??
15. Why is getting drunk so fun??? (I still don't understand)
16. I like Ciara... I'm NOT a stan won't buy an album but I like her
17. Thoughts at the moment: "we in the Range in this fucked up weather
    It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together
    How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
    And dress like me, and look like me
    And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
    Askin me for money, day in - day out
    And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
    She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha" - Lil Kim "Aunt Dot"
18. Kim goes so hard
19. I saw a 30 something man with a mo' hawk yesterday & I was angry women were checking him out
20. I see a bitch with black lipliner on daily...
21. I would like to give Amb another f-ck u!
22. My life is an inside joke... u mad that you outside??
23. WHY do men still have braids?? I can't take it
24. Then he had beads on the braids.. BUT he looked at me crazy
25. Gretchen is the SMARTEST woman I know
26. If you gon be a "goal digger" aim high
27. That girl Gretch got a MAN who doesn't just have potential he has drive & work ethic...
28. That's the shit you hate on, I'm not jealous I'm too happy for her
29. Once a guy hurts my feelings I un-give a fuck HARD
30. I don't do frienemies, I just don't fuck with you sir
31. "Girls at LSU can be hoes but if they get pregnant we point and stare" -- the double standard
32. That bitch shiny but it's from Rainbow.. shiny rainbow..
    
    

Well U must not want that shit (randumb)

This week alot of dumb shit was said:

1. "God gon bless you for being nice, not being stupid" - mama
2. "I don't want it bad enough to do it in 90 degree weather"
3. "I knew I was horny for real"
4. Them hoes got needles in they pussy
5. Only 3 things could happen if you cross the hump: death, STDs or the trap
6. NO they dumb black hoes they'll buy you shit
7. Yeah she got herpes.. NO not that one... NO ALL them niggas got herpes (they gay)
8. Where the fuck you from wit dat fake ass Boosie fade?
9. When a man look in the mirror he think he Kobe, Denzel, a mandigo warrior fuck we just think we the shit

I don't read fiction that's how chicks get sold dreams!

1. I thought that picture was cool and I probably won't ever have a reason to use it.
2. That new law in Arizona pisses me off all minorities should just boycott Arizona and the racist can have it.
3. The women on SATC are in their 50s now... it's officially over
4. I want to write the next great women's tv craze
5. I watch it in my mind daily
6. Gretchen is awesome, in the show way cooler than Samantha Jones and the story lines are more realistic.
7. It will be the first show about friends of different races NO tokens.
8. So it's based on my life kinda.
9. I think people are starting to realize the president is a politician.. we wanted him to be so much more... welp! He's still sexy!
10. I'm really disappointed that being a "real" housewife is an expectation women have.
11. I'd rather be Stacey Dash than a woman who chases men...SUCCESS!
12. Most women want relationships then success I want success first!
13. Notice ONE thing: the women men talk about the most are successful, there's a million man chasing sluts out there... what makes you different??
14. You NEVER hear men say I need a good women, why because women chase men these days!
15. Me personally I'll die single before I start begging for men like some of these dumb sluts.
16. I read a blog this week that said "Men should only pursue dimes, women should settle. (verysmartbrothas.com) it's the most honest reflection of everything I've been saying since forever BUT women don't feel me because I don't conform to their desire to belong to a man.
17. If a man wants to marry you, he gon marry you.
18. If a man wants to keep you around he gon keep you around, until he finds something better!
19. Men have the upper hand in todays society well black men... women will do anything to have a man... and what do men do??
20. ME personally I will marry a vibrator before I settle!! BUT I'M ME NOT YOU!
21. If you wanna date a man who fucks over you just so you can say you're #1 DO THAT!!
22. I won't judge you I just can't do it.
23. Hoes are stupid they don't know how to agree to disagree so they think you're hating NO JACKASS I'M GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN!!
24. We'll see where everyones at when we're 30!
25. I don't read fairy tales, and I don't buy dreams!

All the thing I want.. (ran-dumb)

1. That tattoo is so punk rock
2. I want a guy who isn't afraid  of me and talks shit to me
3. I want to fuck a blogger so he can write about my vag with passion
4. Did I tell you Gretchen got monogamous??
5. That's why I haven't written about her in forever.
6. Kimber's still getting married but I talked to her fuckbuddy & apparently she haes the guy she's marrying.
7. When I get ready to settle down I'm gonna find a guy just like Exclusive.
8. He's the shit. Not the sex his personality *gay moment*
9. I only enjoy porn if the girl looks like she's in pain.
10. I enjoy pain
11. I like to be bitten & I like to bite.
12. I love lingerie.
13. I'm no longer a fan of big penis
14. I would like slightly above average
15. It still hurts when I laugh that's just WRONG
16. TMI like a muffucka... it's my blog though who owns it ME!
17. Sometimes I feel like people only tell me things so I'll blog them. NO
18. There's so many people in my life I don't blog about.
19. I hate average people.
20. Maybe I need a boyfriend? NO
21. I want constant sex, I need sex with one person and condoms
22. Why am I so monogamous when it's a fuck buddy?
23. I think some people underestimate me... but I let them.
24. Why do women care so much about other women?
25. I can do everything alone.
26. My birthday was awesome!
27. I was Snooki starring Snooki
28. I had no birthday sex.. (that make up sex better be something to blog about)
29. I start arguments just to make up LOL
30. BUT I wouldn't miss your birthday :-(

V-Day (Ran-Dumb Edition)

1. That bitch's body is BANGING!
2. Flowers are for chicks who wanna tell their friends they got flowers
3. I enjoy Teddy Bears
4. Let's keep it real V-Day is prosititution gifts for sex
5. If your dick is small you need to buy ALOT of gifts
6. Most women would settle for sincere gestures
7. If your girl is pissed & you know you did something from the heart she's a gold digging whore
8. I hate relationships so I can't say too much about V-Day
9. I want a 12 inch dick.. (He's got one)
10. I scare men because my penis preference is so large.. small men ALWAYS make excuses
11. Intelligent men lack the mental capacity to just fuck
12. I'm more attracted to men who play football.. normal guys are ok.. but yeah sue me TACKLES HAVE BIG PENIS'S DO YOU??
13. I'm tired of lying about what I like to make men with low self esteem and small dicks feel good
14. I don't want U or your small dick
15. I'm that bitch
16. Happy Valentine's Day!

Like As IF (ran-dumb)

In case this is your first time reading.. a ran-dumb is a list of things I'm thinking about that I can't blog about..

1. Fafi's are cool as f-ck big ups to iC_Cole (I remember everything)
2. Clueless the sequel.. I heard about it now where is it??
3. BLACK & GOLD to the SUPERBOWL!!!!
4. I'm going to Miami trick!!
5. I miss Gretchen idk where she is..
6. I dont like getting head b/c I used to date white guys.. sorry black guys you suck at giving head
7. Intellectual men think too damn much.. that's why I like dumb nuggahs
8. I'm NOT one of those always in the club girls so dont ask me always in the club questions
9. Its funny people always say they're broke but always going somewhere expensive
10. I don't smoke trees.. it's not my thing.. stop asking
11. F-cking married men will not get you respect or into heaven for that matter...*side-eye*
12. It's amazing how dirty whores always talk about how there's no good men.. BITCH you're not a good woman GTFOH
13. I'm secretly afraid of success like if I got a million hits a day I'd probably stop blogging.. crazy I know.
14. "If New Orleans didn't come back there would be no New Orleans Saints"- Greatest quote of the weekend
15. My mother used to tell me not to be common, I finally understand what she meant. the more people see you the less they care about you.
16. I'm really important to people that I haven't seen in over 8 years I don't know why but they always have my name in their mouths.
17. I miss Kari Ann..
18. My vibrator is cool and all but I'm gonna need some real sex... asap...
19. Beyonce wears a weave & guys never knock her but I can't have a weave?? Go to shit...
20. This man looks like George Lopez with a  mullet & I'm afraid
21. He text me at 6 a.m. like every morning.. but I'll let that pass..
22. When he goes back to the west coast I'm gonna text him at 6 a.m. CST
23. A closed mouth don't get fed but consider the food before you open up
24. Product placement in television pisses me off

Ran-dumb 2010 Edition

In case you don't know how this works it's a list of things that I don't want to make a whole blog about.

1. Why do people still have gold teeth?
2. If men only give you compliments on your breast and ass.. your face is FUGLY (some women really don't know that)
3. Women shouldn't wear sneakers unless they're exercising or lesbians.
4. Being a 5 star chick isn't cute, classy or nice.
5. Who sells mom jeans?
6. Why do women continue to make their lives revolve around men when men clearly care about everything else?
7. Family Guy kills your brain cells.
8. Why don't women value themselves?? Seriously.. I'm still confused.
9. How much would it take to get Dave Chappelle another show?
10. 26.2 miles I have to do it.
11. What really matters?
12. I wish people wouldn't tell me things are secrets so I could blog them.
13. It's too cold outside.
14. Why do we have to label everything?
15. I don't own long sleeve shirts and if I do I lost them all.
16. I really hate men who define themselves by the things they own.. nigga you ain't Steve Jobs shut the f-ck up about Apple... #SHADE
17. I want to make a quiche
18. I love all things KFC
19. Billy Mays is dead why is he still selling Mighty Putty?? It's scary
20. Why do people keep talking to me about change didn't I say DO SOMETHING. Call me and tell me when you're doing something. I could talk to myself about change.
21. Are you doing this for the love of Ray-J?? HELL NO I want my own show.. DUH
22. Flavor of Love ruined black television
23. Why do so many women compare themselves to other women??
24. Competition is what defeats people. Creativity is the key to success.
25. Sex Therapy- Robin Thicke is 1 of the greatest songs I've ever heard and I love it
26. I'd only make out to that song.. LOL
27. Kari Ann is hilarious... rehab is a horrible evil place. She's so sarcastic, but if I laugh its mean.
28. I really need more groceries there's never food in my house.
29. Kissing on the mouth is gross it lets people into your soul, they get to close you your brain.
30. Pride is the killer of many nations
31. The 3d body image thing told me my weight and height combo were impossible that's how fat I am.
32. I'm not giving up on dessert it's safer than sex
33. I'm glad he understands me.. at least someone does.
34. In 2010 I won't hold grudges we all grow and learn
35. I don't believe in reccessions I believe in God
36. People NEVER dream big
37. You can't do it alone you're weak, talk to God
38. The older I get the less I enjoy facebook.. it used to be exclusive now notsamuch
39. Why do people feel the need to tell the internet all their business
40. I make money from this blog.. bka I'm not telling you nothing for free
41. Everyday is a new begining, go to sleep & start over
42. This blog is my therapy
43. If you don't like something don't do it eventually you die..

U should NOT feel special

1. Where have all the cowboys gone??
2. My thoughts refuse to make sense
3. I don't feel the need to impress people, I would like them to know the facts
4. These lil white kids on Xanga love Lil Wayne it's scary
5. I don't understand why Tiger cheating is such a big deal
6. Why do women try so hard to prove they're not whores?
7. I loves the penis.. haven't had as many as you'd think
8. I'm a bag lady I keep the same 1s in rotation for years LOL
9. The band Garbage rocks my socks
10. Cults freak me the f-ck out
11. Mind control is cool but learning about it scares me
12. Next year the FBI is releasing all the files on the JFK assassination
13. Too bad everyones dead so no one can go to jail
14. They should release the FBI records for Martin Luther King Jr. & Malcom X
15. MLK's real killers were never brought to justice
16. If I ever met a black person who was in a cult I'd beat their ass
17. C.S.I has this episode on people who believe this man is 4,000 years old
18. I've seen forensic shows on real life con men who make women believe the most random shit
19. Some women want to be in love so bad they'll believe anything
20. P.N.C - Move Around  ((song has me thinking way harder than a bounce song should))
21. Dick Cheney is a bitch... never gave interviews in the last 8 years yet ALWAYS comments after Obama says something...
22. Pookie hates Hov... Hov is a love/hate kinda guy
23. One of my former homegirls had a crush on Hov, I never told him
24. I always wanna say "And this another hit Barry Bonds"
25. I find this man attractive but he doesn't know I exist... I will not chase
26. Toni & I are on the same frequency about alotta shit
27. When it rains hard... I think about Noddle saying it's baby making weather minus the baby
28. I get really mad when women I think are pretty get d-ck dumb about guys I think are weak
29. Pants are for men & lesbians I hate pants; but everybody says I look good in jeans
30. I don't think homosexuality can be cured
31. No one can explain the intersexual or hermaphrodites?
32. I don't lie about much but most chicks lie about everything
33. I've been tempted to get at a dude just because he's famous.. I'm horrible
34. He was also fine as f-ck
35. I love big men.. dare I say fetish
36. Lust is much better than sex
37. I loove longing for someone its so intense
38. When people find out I don't smoke weed they seem offended.
39. We have nothing in common... but we like each other..

Ran-dumb Per Request

In case you don't know ran-dumb is all the crazy shit I think about that isn't long enough to blog:

1. Why do I still care about this ugly crunchy black bastard?
2. Who buys heels from 5-7-9?
3. Party in the USA is the TRUTH!
4. Why ppl always pretend they not f-cking?
5. His body is a wonderland.. I'll use my hands
6. If I said it, it doesn't have to make sense
7. Women who use men for money are prostitutes with different titles
8. I think marriage is like selling yourself into slavery
9. I miss Hov but it'll never be the same.. I'm bitter (towards him)
10. Chinese food (my co-worker said I'm always in heat because I eat too many cats & rats e.g. Chinese food)
11. Monogamy is the hard.. Cheating is easy.. People tend to take the easy way out
12. How can you pretend that the world doesn't know your boyfriend stay cheating on you?
13. Why do I feel I can't write what I wanna write because I don't want him to think I'm a bad person?
14. I care what he thinks (Moment of Weakness, I should examine my head)
15. If we have a 1 night stand she won't get mad.. if I fall for you she might hate me... that's tough
16. If B.H hangs up on me 2 more times I'm driving to the tattoo shop to kill him.
17. It's the shit we can't blog that would blow your mind
18. There's like a .03% chance you can get pregnant from anal
19. Lil Wayne is not a role model neither is Gucci Mane TAKE A BATH
20. I pull my own hair when listening to Floetry.. it's intense
21. How can you be in love with someone when your relationship is based on lust?
22. Why do women brag on what kind of hair they buy? It's still not yours
23. I'm probably gonna meet Percy Harvin.. U forgot my cousins an NFL coach!!
24. Grown women that shop at the Body Shop freak me out
25. Co-Worker said she got her Easter dress from Rainbow
26. Midget porn scares me.
27. If I was like 15lbs lighter, I'd have hoe like tendencies
28. I miss the Undresser... that being said when is his blog getting back..
29. Being "trendy" is status quo being ORIGINAL is sexy...
30. If I was you I'd try to be me my sex aura is the bomb, men who never met have wet dreams about me!
31. I don't wanna grow up, then I do
32. You should NOT but your 3 year old in Baby Phat
33. Don't get dick whipped whip that dick
34. If you can't ride watch porn
35. Watch porn anyway MEN LOVE IT!