Hello puppet

I get so tired of people not understanding what's going on. Rappers are on tv BUT that doesn't mean they're wealthy. That means their "popular". The flaw in negro logic is that popularity is equated to success I could show you the top 25 people on the Forbes lit & you'd say who the fuck is that. I want you to think beyond the things you are shown!!! You shouldn't aspire to work for someone you should aspire to OWN! Why is everyone so cool with following the status quo? You only do what your told, you live the way they want you to live... You don't question SHIT!! Right now you reading this and saying "yeah she's right" cause you believe everything you see!! It's all flawed.

I'm not telling you , you're wrong. I'm telling you you're dreaming too small. There's so much that hasn't been done that won't be done because you keep limiting yourself. I criticize because when I tell you I love you, you take me for granted and keep doing dumb shit. So when I call you a stupit duck, you feel offended, you start thinking critically, you actually reflect on your actions!! I'm pretty well planned... I know how you work!

Anything is possible when YOU stop saying what YOU can't do!!!

Just so you know...

Most of the time, I'd say a good 99.9% of the time when someone is ranting or truly angry with no sarcasm involved. EVERYONE is laughing!!! You're true anger should be expressed to the person! Or through a funny story. But when you get dead serious, We laugh!! I thank you for being dumb. Just know what you're trying to do isn't being done!!!

(sub) Par

I know EXACTLY what I'm trying to say BUT not everyone will appreciate how it sounds!

sub·par/ˌsəbˈpär/: Adjective: Below an average level

Who am I to speak on what is or isn't "average"... Probably no one... BUT will I speak on it!? Uh DUH!!!

I'm tired of sub par species feeling that they deserve more in life because they're special. Some people take that "everyone is special" shit too far.

What you dying for?

People confuse feminist with man basher... It's different to uplift women I don't have to down men BUT to make most women see what's wrong I have to use examples.

These are things you know, things you tell your best friend, the advice you give but can't take....

Simple questions, ideas, notions....

Happy Birthday Blog!

1. People who don't know me in real life should suck a fat dick!
2. I don't lie about things that don't matter... e.g. my past, present or future
3. "I know u gon write some shade shit"
4. I've been writing for a year now and I feel like a completely different person, my blog used to revolve around Big & Hov... now it revolves around bullshit and comedy...
5. I still have men friends I just don't write about them
6. I'm seriously listening to "Oochie Wally"... but why??
7. Nasty songs make me laugh and boost my ego... it's the hoe in me
8. Niggas is bitches too, go on brush ya shoulders off
9. I think fuckin nasty triflin niggas/bitchs is like sticking your hand in a bucket of a million peoples spit.. even if u have a rubber glove on.. why would you do that??
10. In other news, if you think something about me... ask me.. PLEASE don't assume... it makes me feel lame
11. This blogging journey has helped me to realize my flaws
12. I can be wrong.. it's ok.. I'm not prideful to say that
13. I hate pride it ruins people
14. Monogamy doesn't exist in your 20s... unless you're of a rare breed in which case GO GIRL
15. If a man has NO ambition how the fuck he gon marry you??
16. Do bitchs think before they start handing out act right??
17. Giving "ain't shit niggas"a chance has NEVER benefited anyone... moving along
18. The men who don't have shit always get mad when you want the men who have shit..
19. Let me say this again "Women like big dick and money.. do you have that??"
20. LONELY ASS!
21. Men are more bitter than women especially the ones without jobs, cars, lives, ambition... BUT they wanna drag you down...
22. Being stuck up isn't a bad thing.. what's the opposite of stuck up?? EASY!
23. I work 45 hour weeks I deserve somebody who has some shit going for them
24. If you got alot going for you why settle?
25. Them other hoe could settle
26. Any man who asks a women for money don't have a dick
27. Why are dudes so pussy??
28. I'm ranting aren't I?
29. I love myself it's not a sin!
30. Kim Jones is the greatest.

I'm insecure but I can't help it...

I decided to give up my delusion for lent... Sometimes you have to change something to realize it should never be changed.

Maybe my life isn't fun or exciting.. I can deal with that. My fantasy world probably isn't healthy but I doesn't cause as much damage as my reality. So sue me?!? I've grown to think maybe I don't care about certain people as much as I think I do.. I just needed to stop talking to/about them. I needed me again. While some women would rather die than be alone. I'd rather be alone than die trying to "be happy". I'm not happy right now but the peace I have now is much better than the insanity I feel when trying to make someone other than me make me happy. I'm simple, I like writing, sleeping, eating and sex. There's really nothing else... BUT that makes me undesirable... I digress.. I'm NOT allowed to bad mouth myself LOL! One day my real life might be fun.. so fun that I won't blog. I don't know why I care so much about what they think (I mean men). Eventually they all fade away until I find the one.. Until then me & vibrator are bestest friends and all men (outside my imagination) just don't exist.

Unfriendly Black Hotties vs. Ghetto Girls

DISCLAIMER: Like all things written on this blog it's my OPINION.. if you don't like it.. click the X boo it's free!

There are several different black girls that fall in between the two.. This has just been my week.. or not!
Un-friendly Black Hotties- Attractive (keyword being attractive) African American women who have no desire to fit in with the stereotypical norms placed on them by society. E.G. The Simmons. Not all un-friendly black hotties are rich, most are just extremely intelligent and know better therefore do better. They don't aspire to be friendly with common folks hence the term unfriendly. As Toni would say "They keep their social lives social & their personal lives personal". Unfriendly black hotties NEVER befriend basic bitchs. They smell basic and run. They don't gossip but are often gossip'd about. No visible tattoos, brightly colored hair, gold teeth, baby father. They refuse to blend in with the hood folks or "keep it real" just to fit in. They stand out in the good way. Often called siddity, stuck up. rude or even a bitch; they're still the girls you want to hang out with.

Ghetto Girls- African American women who grow up believing that life in one location is healthy. They usually think children are fashionable. Shop at Rave, Dots & Rainbow while carrying "Gucci" bags. They missed the memo that "rich" people wear quality clothing at don't dye their hair red, blue, purple, green or orange. OH or pink! They think that fighting is cool. They gossip! They're catty, insecure and BROKE! They think Atlanta is a fashion capital & view being on the Real Housewives of ATL as an achievement. They're loud, gaudy, unpleasing to the eye, annoying and they often wear Love Spell.

So clearly the differences are obvious. Now if I call myself an un-friendly black hottie, you'll say I'm concieted BUT when's the last time someone thought I was ugly?? Fat yes ugly NO! :-)

I'm stuck up & U could NEVER bring me down

My friends are stupid. Sorry bitchs but you are. They date guys who are completely beneath them because somebody told them being stuck up was wrong. HA HA no! There's nothing wrong with holding yourself to a higher standard. My daddy is an engineer and a pastor. I can't date a guy whose never gone to college we have NOTHING to talk about. I can't date a guy with no job.. I don't loan men money. I won't date a guy without a car, you are NOT driving mine. I can't take a man with a facebook middle name seriously.
Men tell women so many lies to get the pussy and women just believe them. Being stuck up is the only reason that basic bitch wanted you in the first place, poor men want stuck up women so they can bring them down. Men love to be in control and that's like a trophee. Nobody's checking for the guy who works at Jack in the Box. Why would you and your degree give him a chance???
It's not an 80s romantic comedy the bad boy won't come around. Also those movies were based in high school & we all know the most popular guy from high school works at wal-mart now. Popularity is a joke. I'm amazed by women in New Orleans and their desire for "popular men" with no jobs, ambition or desire to be great. Beyonce didn't marry the paper boy. You jock everything famous people do but you don't date on your own level. Ambition be a GOAL digger not a GOLD digger, everything that glitters isn't real. HILARIOUS the end.

I'm just keeping it real...

What do you think when you see this picture?? I'll tell you what I think WHY BITCH WHY? I'm not the most logical person in the world. I know that. But this is insane to the point of no return. She can't get a job. No man will ever take her seriously she has ball hair on her breast.

Which brings me to what this picture has to do with you.. the generally educated population.

There's this woman I've never met, but through associates I see 90% of what she says online. She's thirsty beyond thirsty. She begs for male attention every 15 seconds. I respect hoes, I don't respect women who want to be hoes but can't get a man to bite the bait. Looking desperate makes men wonder why other men don't want you. Tone it down is an understatement. On his Bigger & Blacker comedy special Chris Rock said men have to work for pussy and women get offered dick all day everyday. Since the filming of Bigger & Blacker the roles have been completely reversed. Pussy is in surplus every woman in the world just wants to give herself to any man who will pay attention. My daddy hasn't always been the most awesome but I'm not trying to find a man to fill the void so I know my daddy doesn't suck at life. Back to the point, Men love the chase just as much as women. The Bible says "When a MAN finds a WOMAN he's found a good thing", so why are women searching? Why are women getting dick tattoos on their chest? Why are we tweeting about how we need someone every five minutes? Why are we constantly complaining about the lack of good men, when we aren't being patient and waiting for them?

Some things honestly aren't womens fault BUT the thirsty, gold digging, chasing anything that looks like money is WOMENS FAULT. & frankly you hoes make it hard for crazy chicks like me to convince a man that she wants nothing more than dick and conversation... While you playing with that needing security bullshit. Seek God, peace, understanding and self respect then the only thing you'll NEED a man for is dick & conversation. I can't bring everybody to my level. All the things hoes tell me they NEED from a man are things they need from God, their father or themselves.

SUCCESS! The only thing that attracts women is success so what do you think gets a man?? Stop being thirsty and go make yourself great. Beyonce got a man you're dumbass singing resentment... who feels played??

"The Fashion"

The 18 year old ALWAYS tells me about "the fashion", I hate the fashion. Ask that hoe about fashion she can't name a couture designer outside the "rap brands" : LV, Prada D&G. Ask this hoe who Jean Paul Gaultier, Givenchy, Valentino or Thierry Mugler and the hoe draws a blank. I hate nigga fashion. On New Years Eve, I'm driving down Canal St (the main st in New Orleans) & EVERY girl has on black skinny jeans, leggings or liquid leggings, knee high boots, these tacky ass "Nicki bangs", and a black leather jacket... THAT'S NOT FASHION!

In 2005 or 2006 every black girl had plastic red jewelry, with patent red pumps, and a patent red belt with a white tunic and some blue jeans... All black girls dress the same all the time.

A few months ago everyone was wearing spagetti strap tanks with patterned skirts that ballooned at the bottom... Yeah I noticed...

Having a style means being ORIGINAL. If you have on what every1 else has on how does that make you unique. I used think I didn't get hit on in clubs because I wasn't wearing "the fashion" and I really believe it because most men see "the fashion" and know you're the type of girl whose dying to fit in... e.g. you'll do anything for attention.

So please ladies by all means continue to dress like Nicki, Rihanna or who ever else is "hype" at the moment... You're really showing the world you're character.

Dude are you serious?

Black women hate the Kardashians like they stole something from them... I laugh. Seriously, they're pretty most of the women who dislike them aren't. Those are the facts.. I'm sorry if you hoes don't realize that by all standards of beauty YOU are the weakest link good bye. I feel so sorry for some women. What's on the outside is the only thing that will make most people try to understand the inside. Stop wasting money on designer labels and go buy a face, you look like shit. I'm so mean oh well...

Man Bear Pig

My Slut friends have standards.. That being said ManBearPig is a whore. I don't know her but the world knows her rep. She has no standards as long as it's hard she will bounce on it. It's not just people making up things, she confirms that the rumors are true. If manbearpig wasn't handcuffing a really nice guy while she was busting it open for every guy in a 1,000 mile radius, I would have said fine she's a public hoe.

• Public Hoe (trev-ition)- A girl who is about that action & NEVER pretends otherwise (Lil Kim, Foxy Brown); Public Hoes f-ck like men without shame or emotion. I have mad respect for public hoes.. She who pretends to be a virgin & calls her f-ck buddies her "brothers" gets NO love.

You can't be a public hoe & in a relationship. That's how you ruin nice guys for the next chick. Hoe outside commitment thats for men & women. I hate ManBearPig she's like a bucket & everybody gets to spit in her. Her hairs never combed, she doesn't look nice & she's manly...
I hate this hoe... that's all...
No wait it's not my 18 year old friend (guy) told me ManBearPig threw the puss at him after 10 minutes of knowing him, he was terribly turned off & turned it down but his boys trained her...

Because First Place is all that matters

Women disturb me or should I say immature girls who should be women by now. Quotes such as:

"I'm his main girl", "I'm #1"...

Here's my issue being #1 doesn't make you the only one. What is a main?? Why are women so happy to be the MVP of a team... Team boo meaning you share spit & peen with other women who probably have other men.. too many germs

I'm sorry, be mine or be gone. I'm not sure I'm ready for monogamy, BUT if I was I wouldn't play those #1, #2 games.

How much do you value yourself if you know someone is in other relationships but since he tells you, you're #1 you're some how better???

Marriage will NEVER come from this because if you were THE ONE, he wouldn't imagine being with anyone else.

Why do I have to tell grown women this?

Maybe that's why I'm single, I walk slow I refuse to sweat my weave out running after peen!

The Difference

Women need men, Men want women. [in most cases]

Dumbass Grown Woman #3: I met her a little over a year ago. She's 30 & had 2 kids. She's been married twice. When I met her she and her second husband had just separated. She was devastated, a little over a month later she met a man and began dating him. The man was sketchy from the beginning he'd text all day some days then ignore her for 3 days. She gave him the ass in less than 30 days. Soon after things got worse, her womans intuition kicked in and she discovered his fiance that lived in another state. She met the woman talked to her did all that stuff women do when they find out they're being played [but she was still married]. She couldn't stand to be alone so she dated any man who would talk to her. It was insane. I felt sorry for her and encouraged her to seek God. I don't think she did because the next time I heard from her she was back with her husband & pregnant... All this happened in less than a year.

Caution Tape

In middle school I did D.A.R.E I'm sure everyone did. Oddly enough the only thing I learned from D.A.R.E was that if there are drugs on a certain street people put tennis shoes on the power lines.

About 3 weeks ago there was a huge drug bust about 10 miles away from my house ever since the day that happened there has been caution tape tied on the power lines.

The communication system between people who sell & buy drugs amazes me. Clearly I'm so far outside that world I don't get it. Hanging caution tape from power lines is a really smart move. I hate to see wasted potential, I think that's the sin they forgot to put in the Bible. How many people could have found the cure for something or saved lives but instead wasted all that potential selling rocks?? I wonder...

But SHE's Serious

Why do women always think you want their man? 9.5 out of 10 times he wants her boo. A male friend once told me I look like sex which pisses me off and flatters me but still. My guy friends are friends because I never wanted to give em the ass. How many girls do you know who friendzone a guy they really want?? If they do it's not for years.
News Flash: Unless he makes 7 figures, has a great smile, the body of a Greek god, no kids, buys be a Range Rover and has a foot long... [not a typo FOOT] I ain't trying to be second place. I don't know many chicks who want someone elses man. Didn't that get played out with those synthetic ponytails. Men cheat because insecure women won't ever attack them for cheating instead they'll try to kill the other woman... Becase women make sense...
Why are hoes so willing to be dick dumb? Dudes don't fight with each other over women so why are you so ready to mess up your good weave over him?? I'm not fighting nobody over nothing. If he wants you, take him, I got a vibrator!

daUgly Truth

"I don't allow anyone to make decisions for me [she enjoys being a jackass] or tell me what I should do I like to learn from my own mistakes [only a dumbass would say that] but I don't feel dat he is a mistake bc he's not doing anything wrong [I'm so desperate I gotta keep him even though God keeps telling me he's wrong] so thanks but no thanks ima be ok...." - spoken like a true jackass *sorry I had to steal the quote*

I can't handle the truth... most women can't. I want it I crave it, but when I get it I hate it. I've decided to take 3 steps in assessing the truth. I think that'll make the pill easier to swallow.

1. Would you say that to someone?
2. Is it the truth?
3. Are you hurt by it?
   

As ugly and painful as it maybe the truth is necessary. Women who lie to themselves bother me. Toni's wack ass talking about how she wanna be monogamous because they have a connection... I'm just gonna keep all those curse words to myself
My 18 year old cousin swears she's grown, I wanna slap her. She tells me things like she wants to learn for herself and that if a guy is a mistake she'd rather find out for herself. The quote says "wise people learn from others mistakes" NOT experience. The people who give the best advice have been through the most bull shit. Allow me to re-introduce myself "Queen of Bullshit". If it's too good to be true it's probably false. I know the game and how it goes but once I start playing I forget somethings. But believing any 20 something man is 100% monogamous while not having his shit together is foolish. He ain't got shit going for him but he can commit.... doubt it.

The truth is meant to be used not abused... say what you mean and mean what you so...

P.S. I really hope you aren't upset with me about stealing that quote.

I don't like that either

If Lil Wayne wasn't a rapper and he was a regular coke snorting dude, women wouldn't want him.
I've spoken to several women about the type of guys they go for and I find it hilarious. Some girls maybe most like men who have the potential to be wealthy when I say wealthy I mean over 150g's a year. Then there are the always in the club girls, who LOVE always in the club guys but most of those guys are broke and goal-less. [Dating "popular guys" went out with letterman jackets] When I say broke I mean these men are mentally prepared to live life making less than 150gs per year. Men without goals disturb me. Par example "Where do you wanna be in 10 years"; "I just wan have money and I'mma do whatever it takes to get it."

Making money is not a goal it's the end result, you can make money working at McDonalds. Men who say they just wanna make money wind up doing anything for money and people who will do anything... are nasty or dirty or illegal. I don't knock men with outlandish dreams, if they're on a path to make those outlandish dreams come true. I just find it disturbing that men constantly want to project an image of having it all while living with their mothers.

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe some women don't know what they want out of live so being attracted to men with no clue is a good. I just wonder

Dick-merized

Dick-merized - [trev-intion] to be in love with a mans sex to the point where you disgust your friends. To still be attached to that dick after the man has done you horribly wrong.

Sidebar: I warned Mya about this post and no one else so feel free to be a lil mad at me but fuck all ya'll because you are.

Toni has been dick-merized since I met her. I'd bet you all the money I own the dick game is wack and the stroke is wack as hell. He looks like he can't fuck and I have dick eyes I know what good is.

Mya is a jackass. "Im dick merized by ****** and i'll take the charge and drive miles to get it... "Frankly he might be able to fuck a little bit but I think you hoes need to get your dick riding game up cause that's how all these dudes "get you"

ME- I have been real talk Hov used to tell me he'd be somewhere at a certain time and I'd wait hours. *Note for future reference I don't go out of my way for Hov anymore.

Gretchen is a fool. She once told me she wanted to buy a man clothes... That's going against the G-code.

I think every woman has been dick-merized before but to be dick-merized after 3 or 4 months is just fucking annoying the thrill of new penis is real but after a while shut the fuck up. And if you haven't ridden the pony in months or even years it's time for you to get a new horse to talk about.

"You think everybody is wack"

I DO! People are very honest with me about things. I don't share those things with other people. When I say someone is wack just take it at face value. Other people have no goals and no solid plan for the future if that's not wack I don't know what is. I am a fan of living in the moment I am also a fan of maps. Know where you're going or go no where. I'm tired of chicks claiming these wack ass dudes. You got a degree and he's on his 9th year of undergrad but he so say got his shit together. He don't work but his ass always in the club and you cool with that. He's a fucking party promoter at 30 with no back up plan did I mention nobody goes to his parties. He cheats on you and comes back with some shit he saw on a movie. Men ain't shit but dick and conversation. So what are bitches sweating? Talk to yourself and buy a vibrator. Thank you.