But this is normal...

The other night I had a conversation with one of my favorite re-runs. In this conversation, he's reassuming me that he's not a club rat anymore. How many times have I heard that!!! But the conversation made me think... Not about what he said but about what I said.

Re-run (trev-inition)- a show you've seen before, in most cases a ex; can also refer to a situation in life that feels too familiar.

Conversation goes as follows... (edited of course to conceal identities)

New Shoes & Naming Puppies

I'm a simply girl. I don't buy new shoes often maybe one pair every 6 weeks BUT most times I buy them & wear them once.

It's kind of like men. I buy new shoes (new-ness) every 6 weeks, I start texting maybe calling but by week 4 I usually tap out. I get bored or they seem more ugly it's always something! But then there's those comfort shoes those slippers no one ever sees you in! Those are the best! Which leads me to naming puppies.

Kim Jones

Funny story I explain everything but I didn't explain this...

Kim Jones (trev-intion)-- A lifestyle that commands respect; to be sexual without having sex; to run shit; to be original; to never give anyone elses words power over your life; to say nasty shit because I can; to be considered a slut because of what you say not the number of people you've been with

Now, many are confused and some ask why I call myself Kim Jones. Some people think it's me paying respect to Kim & Sam Jones BUT Kim's last name is Jones. To understand what I mean when I say Kim Jones, you have to first understand the history of women in rap & hip hop. In the beginning, women acted as men with no sexual identity. Salt & Peppa changed all that. They owned their sexuality not a slutty way but in a way that said I'm a woman I have sex it's not your business & you have no right to judge me. Around the same time, Queen Latifah was telling men to respect her mind because she was more than a pussy. Yo-yo was telling dudes we could play the same games they could but no woman ever said suck my dick.

The Average Black Girl

Continuing my series on the types of black women..

We encounter the "average black girl" there's NOTHING special about her. She may be unique in one or two elements but honestly nothing about her is original. She watches BET doesn't take it as seriously as the ghetto girls but would rather watch BET than the news.

Average black girl maybe considered a basic bitch BUT not all basic bitches are average black girls, think squares and rectangles. The average girl and the basic bitch are probably friends and they know ghetto girls but rarely know unfriendly black hotties because they think WE think we're too good for them.. Well duh bitch we are! Moving along, These women are usually gold digging whores who have no real career goals. Like ghetto girls they want the "finer things" in life but don't know what Beluga is. I'm not saying eating raw food makes you better than anyone I'm just saying knowing what it is, is important.

The average black girl is the reason hood rats find out about nice clubs. The average black girl HAS to brag about every new "experience" she has to everyone she meets. She has no class really doesn't know the difference between personal and private. She usually wears what all the other black girls are wearing; listens to whatever music all the black girls listen to and does everything that's stereotypically black without crossing the line into ghetto land. She doesn't have orange hair and gold teeth. She probably doesn't have children. That doesn't mean she's a great person. She's AVERAGE. That's the point. She's neither intelligent nor ignorant and loves it that way.

This is the most common black woman in America. She doesn't think for herself or even know how. She doesn't explore the world outside the black Mecca's Houston, New Orleans, Atlanta, Miami, Vegas and your occasional New York trip. I hate them more than ghetto girls because they pretend to be something they're not OFTEN!

If you ever wonder if a girl is an average black girl ask to see her old pictures or go through her facebook.. if she ever owned gaucho pants, a disc belt, red pumps with the belt and plastic jewelry to match, tights with cut outs, "burberry", if she didn't start wearing eyeshadow until all black girls did, the list goes on and on but you get it. She's a carbon copy of all other carbon copies. YUCKY!

A.D.I.D.A.S (All Day I Dream About Sex)

I talk about glitter and the sex quite often. I don't think I've made the terms clear.

The Sex (Trev-intion) - Something that catches the eye and invokes strong emotion. Most times the sex is an object a shoe, a handbag, or something that can be purchased. The sex when used to describe people is an at the moment term. I only look like the sex when I try. I'm not glitter.

Glitter (Trev-inition) - Simply put Stacey Dash. The glitter is someone you hold to a higher standard. Glitter is your own personal Stacey Dash. Everyone is glitter to someone. It's the guy you had a crush on in 10th grade who never gave you the time of day or The President. Glitter is life long.

I recently embarked on a new mission and by mission I mean... yeah. He's the sex & his penis is glitter.. that's all I'm saying about it!!

Man Bear Pig

My Slut friends have standards.. That being said ManBearPig is a whore. I don't know her but the world knows her rep. She has no standards as long as it's hard she will bounce on it. It's not just people making up things, she confirms that the rumors are true. If manbearpig wasn't handcuffing a really nice guy while she was busting it open for every guy in a 1,000 mile radius, I would have said fine she's a public hoe.

• Public Hoe (trev-ition)- A girl who is about that action & NEVER pretends otherwise (Lil Kim, Foxy Brown); Public Hoes f-ck like men without shame or emotion. I have mad respect for public hoes.. She who pretends to be a virgin & calls her f-ck buddies her "brothers" gets NO love.

You can't be a public hoe & in a relationship. That's how you ruin nice guys for the next chick. Hoe outside commitment thats for men & women. I hate ManBearPig she's like a bucket & everybody gets to spit in her. Her hairs never combed, she doesn't look nice & she's manly...
I hate this hoe... that's all...
No wait it's not my 18 year old friend (guy) told me ManBearPig threw the puss at him after 10 minutes of knowing him, he was terribly turned off & turned it down but his boys trained her...

What is a Bad Girl?

One of the hot chicks (members of the bad girls) asked me why she was a bad girl. The bad girls aren't primary meaning we're all diff races & all have different social groups that would die if they saw what we do together. We don't use drugs, have wild orgies or do anything illegal.

Simple..

• We talk about dick with no shame.. That's not what good girls do.
• We force men to kiss each other in public places.
• We really hate wearing clothes.
• We made that weird chick cry or maybe that was just me!
• We've forced guys to do anything we told them to & they got nothing in return for it. (How many times have you seen a dick without flashing the guy back?)
• We force each other to grab asses & get numbers just because.
• When we're together life is truth or dare.
• We are living breathing mean girls, matter of fact that movie was PG we are so rated R.
• We make up the rules as we go.
• & we love without judgement (good girls judge people)

The Slut Rules

*I don't lie about who I am or should I say was.. I'm pretty dull these days.. I'm done explaining myself to you*

The Bad Girls self included have these rules.. No one ever wrote them down. No one really follows them (all the time). They include but are not limited to:

• Always look gorgeous
• Always tell one person where you're going or whose coming over
• Never name the puppy (nicknames are good)
• Don't ask questions don't get personal
• Get in, get out, get on with your life
• Don't kiss it's fucking disgusting
• If he tries to make the situation seem like more than it is cut him off or run
• Never give yourself a reason to like him
• Do NOT become his facebook friend
• If you ever see him in public again act like he doesn't exist
• Call him only when there's a real need (for dick)
• Don't tell him anything about you
• Don't cuddle
• When you finish put your clothes on and go or kick him out
• If he's nervous take off something else
• If he's good forward your friends his dick pix
• Never get caught
• Don't talk about anything with anyone outside the circle ever

I'm old now. I can't really follow these rules. I think some of the Bad Girls do... These rules were the basis of my relationships with O.J. & Hov. Hov is just so fucking nice. He wanted me to like him. He couldn't handle having a fuck buddy... bitch...
The honest reason for the slut rules was simple. Carrie on Sex & the City in the first episode decides to f-ck like a man, to truly have sex with no emotion. A term I later coined as "bitch fucking" (recieving oral without returning the favor & leaving right after because of an emergency) We'd all been hurt in high school. In college we decided not to take men seriously. To have fun & treat our girls as our world. We all hoped that by developing this crazy system of using guys that some how we could be like Samantha Jones... but she fell for Smith Jared.
It didn't work. We all fell for someone. We all cried to each other about someone we loved. We all went months without getting laid.. just because we follow slut rules.. does NOT mean we slut with everybody. That's what hoes do! Women choose the men they sleep with hoes fuck everybody.. see where I'm going.. gooood.

Thug Passion

Warning: Some one will get offended me personally I don't give a fizz-uck!

I worked at Victoria's Secret for almost 3 years. Mostly in beauty, I love to observe & I know what most men like. When a guy walked into Victoria's Secret I could guess the lingerie & fragrance he liked without a problem.

On the the reason for the title:

<<<Thug Passion
Poor men cling to Love Spell like gravy on rice. Every man in urban gear & dirty shoes who wanted to get something nice for his girl bought her Love Spell. I hate Love Spell. It all goes back to high school in high school everybody loved Love Spell I wore Fetish [I'm different]. I hate the way Love Spell smelled. Flash Forward to college, on my job interview for VS the interviewer asked what my favorite Fragrance in the store was I said Very Sexy [I'm sex what can I say]. The girl [she was white] who wore a dirty white collared shirt and stained khakis, who kept talking about when she worked at wulll mart said "LOVE SPELL".

My theory that the classless loved Love Spell was being proven slowly but surely. Every man I would never take seriously or date loves Love Spell. Like every rule there are exceptions I know 2 lovely ladies who wear Love Spell but other than that it's the hood bah-bee! In every mall, I've worked in (3) the cleaning crew wore Love Spell. Every Valentine's Day the guy who needed gifts for his 4 baby mama's bought Love Spell. Every man with horrible hygiene and even worse teeth bought their girlfriend Love Spell. Every man who probably dropped out of high school in 12th grade bought Love Spell... Oh and the trailer trash! If he had on a rebel shirt & she looked like his sister or his mother but he was still kissing her on the mouth guess what?? LOVE SPELL! People with no teeth love Love Spell. Men in business suits HATE Love Spell. men with excellence, good grammer & beautiful hygenie HATE Love Spell.

The worst part of the entire Love Spell lovefest was that most of these people were mad that Love Spell was 6 for $30 and wanted a discount.

• I'm sorry if you have a lil hood in you & you love Love Spell, I'm just telling you that most men who love Love Spell with end up in prison or mopping at the mall forever!! The exception to that maybe rappers & drug dealers [and we all want those]! Athletes probably love Love Spell too... lmao

And for those who wonder I wear Body by Victoria, Very Sexy & Dolly Girl by Anna Sui [I still haven't run out of free gifts from VS]

Do you hate me now??

Your homeboy: The dickryda

Disclaimer: It's about more than one person... duh! P.S. I could give a fuck less if someone gets offended.. my ass is big enough for more than one person to kiss at a time!

Dickryda [trev-intion]- the guy who has no unique talent, skill or ability that leech's onto guys with unique talent, skill or ability. He always refers to himself as *****'s homeboy, or "I work for **** he's my boy". These men have NO desire to have their own success because a long time ago they realized they weren't good at anything.

I'm extremely annoyed by the entourage... I understand that the barber, the stylist, the agent... etc are important but when you have a guy who calls the club to let them know famous friend is coming notsamuch. I hate how some people have no desire to be good at anything except tagging along. These guys could get real jobs be instead they wanna be famous by hanging off someone elses coat tails. That doesn't make you attractive.. nobody wants the fuck the guy whose cool with the basketball team or the guy who doesn't have a job but Mr. Celeb Status throws him some change sometimes... GET YOUR OWN IDENTITY!!! If a girl fucks Mr. Celeb Status she's a "bopper" but dickryda can just hang ol boys nuts forever and that's cool...

Please proceed to get the fuck!

Jenna & Jesus

Sex... everyone sees it differently but who isn't/hasn't/won't do it eventually.

There are 2 worlds sex lies in. I live somewhere between Jenna & Jesus.

The Jenna thought process is that sex is natural and a part of life. In the Jenna world sex is had, adored & something to be happy about. Being a fan of Jenna [Jameson], I know that she grew up in Vegas where nudity & sexuality were never taboo. Her mother was a showgirl. She is of the breed of people who believe that God gave us everything as a form of expression. My biggest peeve with the Jenna thought process is that the consequences of sex [STDs, emotional distress, & pregnancy]are never stressed in this world.

The Jesus or more conservative idea of sex is that sex is dirty, taboo & should be hidden at all cost. In the "Jesus world" people have sex but cover it as if its something to be ashamed of. Newsflash ya mama had sex *sorry*! The conservatives have decided that all things sexual are wrong & dirty yet how many pastors are involved in sex scandals, how many conservative politicians have sex scandals & how many people who tell you how to live really practice what they preach. I hate how people use religion as a means to judge & not love. People who "find Jesus" [because nobody walks with him forever] condemn the actions they one took part in. But God gave you those organs to use, but NOT abuse.

Which leads me to Supahead... I think that Ms. Jenna has always been comfortable with sex, when it comes to Ms. Supahead I think she used sex to fill a void that only love, a higher power & self love could fill. Women like Supahead need love & validation, they seek it through sex I think that's wrong. I think people should find love in themselves.

My personal view on sex is that it's good. I like it. I know that sex before marriage is a sin yet I lie daily. I take shortcuts to get alot of things done bka misleading bka lying. I sin daily consciously & subconsciously. I'm not trying to justify my actions. I'm merely pointing out that there is no greater sin. However I don't believe that sex can fill any voids. I think America in general is a country of emotional vices par example emotional eating, emotional shopping & emotional cutting, just to name a few. If you truly love someone & they love you [or you think they do] do you boo! As long as 2 consenting adults are involved it's not my business that's first & it's their life to live.

P.S. These are my opinions... I don't care if you like them!

But SHE's Serious

Why do women always think you want their man? 9.5 out of 10 times he wants her boo. A male friend once told me I look like sex which pisses me off and flatters me but still. My guy friends are friends because I never wanted to give em the ass. How many girls do you know who friendzone a guy they really want?? If they do it's not for years.
News Flash: Unless he makes 7 figures, has a great smile, the body of a Greek god, no kids, buys be a Range Rover and has a foot long... [not a typo FOOT] I ain't trying to be second place. I don't know many chicks who want someone elses man. Didn't that get played out with those synthetic ponytails. Men cheat because insecure women won't ever attack them for cheating instead they'll try to kill the other woman... Becase women make sense...
Why are hoes so willing to be dick dumb? Dudes don't fight with each other over women so why are you so ready to mess up your good weave over him?? I'm not fighting nobody over nothing. If he wants you, take him, I got a vibrator!

The blurred lines of communication

Why do women feel attached to men they don't talk to?? Most guys don't like to talk on the phone. They'd rather text, im, email, or see you in person. Seeing you in person being the last thing. We [women] accept all day texting as a conversation, but how many people were you texting while you were texting him? You can "build" a relationship with anyone via text. So a guy text you every day for 3 months, you have 7 in person convos, maybe 5 phone calls, & possibly a date and thats reason to have sex?? You waited 3 months... when I put it like that you think harder right? I can't lie I've fallen into "the trap" I've grown attached to someone for no solid reason, text conversations are always interesting because you aren't being forced to be creative, most conversations are shallow and redundant. When someone calls you or is qwith you in person they have to devote most if not alll of their attention to you. Texting or typing anything requires so little effort we can do it without looking. The most dangerous thing a woman can do is start talking to a guy when she's not talking to any potential boo candidates. That opens the flood gates. The any man is better than no man theory comes into play and we automatically settle for texting. Just a thought...

Pretend guy friend

Mya: They want the best for u most of the time.. sometimes they wish ur shit would fail so u could see the good in them...

Toni has a friend... Mya does to... I used to... And Gretchen just doesn't notice.
Every girl has had that awesome guy friend who they could talk to about anything. He's the best dude ever UNTIL you start dating. Mya's friend is the worst... or maybe Toni's shit idk. Mine is no longer a part of my life because I don't like bitchmade men.
The "pretend guy friend" really has a crush on you or some sick fucking obsession; no guy you like is "good enough" for you. Mostly because those guys aren't him. See the "p.g.f" is a friend because theres nothing exciting about him, nobody wants him and when you ask around about him "stalker, weirdo and he's nice but thats about it" is all you hear. Mya's friend rarely gets play or act right because he's annoying ugly and clingly. The "p.g.f" always has low self esteem, nothing about him stands out he isn't popular, people generally know his face but never his name. The p.g.f is dangerous because he's just like a bitch he talks shit about you to his boys and his other friend girls but the trip part his he's just jealous because you fucking and he's not.

Famous P.G.F quotes:
"Girls don't want a nice guy they want an asshole" <-- Yes because assholes have high self esteem and dress well.

"He's not as intelligent as you are and you need someone on your level" <-- WHO? Your boring ass I'd rather commit suicide.

"My friend told me he saw him with another girl, if i was you I'd stop talking to him he's playing you" <--- who said I wasn't fuckin other people? And why are you & your boys going against the g code?? [pussy ass bitchmade men]

NEWSFLASH: Guys who get into the "friend zone" are there because something about them is sweet but everything else about them is wack so stop wasting your breathe critizing your homegirls romantic choices there is nothing you can say or do will make her want you.

P.S. If your offended kill yaself.

Trevi vs. Trev vs. Trevine

There's 3 different sides to me. There's bubbles whom I hate when I feel like this I call her Trevi she's super nice and she laughs at everything. Then there's Trev who will curse you out in a heart beat and don't care if ya mama just died fuck u and her (dats how I feel right now). And Trevine is my logic she's the one that brings me to church and forces me not to drink alcohol or do hood rat stuff with my friends. Trev just woke up she been sleepin for a long time..
ADVENTURES

Dick-merized

Dick-merized - [trev-intion] to be in love with a mans sex to the point where you disgust your friends. To still be attached to that dick after the man has done you horribly wrong.

Sidebar: I warned Mya about this post and no one else so feel free to be a lil mad at me but fuck all ya'll because you are.

Toni has been dick-merized since I met her. I'd bet you all the money I own the dick game is wack and the stroke is wack as hell. He looks like he can't fuck and I have dick eyes I know what good is.

Mya is a jackass. "Im dick merized by ****** and i'll take the charge and drive miles to get it... "Frankly he might be able to fuck a little bit but I think you hoes need to get your dick riding game up cause that's how all these dudes "get you"

ME- I have been real talk Hov used to tell me he'd be somewhere at a certain time and I'd wait hours. *Note for future reference I don't go out of my way for Hov anymore.

Gretchen is a fool. She once told me she wanted to buy a man clothes... That's going against the G-code.

I think every woman has been dick-merized before but to be dick-merized after 3 or 4 months is just fucking annoying the thrill of new penis is real but after a while shut the fuck up. And if you haven't ridden the pony in months or even years it's time for you to get a new horse to talk about.

The Pringles Theory

"It's like this when I'm not getting it [sex] I don't care and I don't need it.. but when I start fucking again I gotta have it like every weekend" -Gretchen

Gretchen is my Samantha Jones... she's not a whore she just plays by her own rules she's not afraid to say what she wants, do what she wants and live how she wants. I love her & I'm jealous.

The Pringles theory is that once you pop you can't stop. The theory only applies to women. Women can go for long periods of time without sex but once the switch is flipped we have one track minds. While there is a small percentage of women who don't like sex that much I don't hang out with those bitches. Also, something has to happen to make you stop... you get dumped, he moves away, or you find out he hooked up with a transsexual. The sex can be bad, good or average while bad sex warrants calling your reliable dick within 72 hours to get that shamed feeling off you LMAO!

The Pringles Theory is also why women cheat... par example: Men don't wanna fuck half as bad as my homegirls. We encounter boos who "aren't in the mood". Pull that shit twice and well... consider yourself cheated on. Note to fellas: If your girl does her normal I want sex gesture and you're "not in the mood" use your hand or somethin be creative LOL.

"You think everybody is wack"

I DO! People are very honest with me about things. I don't share those things with other people. When I say someone is wack just take it at face value. Other people have no goals and no solid plan for the future if that's not wack I don't know what is. I am a fan of living in the moment I am also a fan of maps. Know where you're going or go no where. I'm tired of chicks claiming these wack ass dudes. You got a degree and he's on his 9th year of undergrad but he so say got his shit together. He don't work but his ass always in the club and you cool with that. He's a fucking party promoter at 30 with no back up plan did I mention nobody goes to his parties. He cheats on you and comes back with some shit he saw on a movie. Men ain't shit but dick and conversation. So what are bitches sweating? Talk to yourself and buy a vibrator. Thank you.

Trev-intion's

• Low expectation hoe- A bitch who give the puss to a guy who works for less than minium wage
• Sorry dick- It's not small but seriously if you say ride that big dick one more time I'm gonna laugh
• Desperate fuck- when you pretend sex is good because some is better than none
• Hoe- women who act a ass (flirts too much, skirts too short, always in heels, looks like a freak but you have no proof)... whether or not they have sex nobody knows but by all outward indicators they fucking all the time (most times women judge them and are shatter to find out they get little to no dick) LOL I've been wrong about some many girls then I realized I'm hoe-ish I never wear pants I flirt all the time and my mouth is filthy... LOL oh well... if you can't take it you shouldn't dish it.
• Sluts- they bout that action. They don't have to dress like it or talk like it or talk about it. They look normal par example she probably fuckin but just one guy. (I was dead wrong, male best friend told me this girl was a slut and I almost cried she looks so nice and innocent...)
• Slut buckets- The wide opens as in anybody can spit in it... like that hoe that looks like a horse. I don't know her but I swear she has aids ha ha
• Fuck boy- A man who might as well have a period... the mood swings are thick he does things that be reserved to women (gossiping, lying about your boo)

That's all for now bioootch

It's open

I created a second profile so others could post their stories cause I'm tired of talking in first person when it's really someone elses shit LOL!