The Slut Rules

*I don't lie about who I am or should I say was.. I'm pretty dull these days.. I'm done explaining myself to you*

The Bad Girls self included have these rules.. No one ever wrote them down. No one really follows them (all the time). They include but are not limited to:

• Always look gorgeous
• Always tell one person where you're going or whose coming over
• Never name the puppy (nicknames are good)
• Don't ask questions don't get personal
• Get in, get out, get on with your life
• Don't kiss it's fucking disgusting
• If he tries to make the situation seem like more than it is cut him off or run
• Never give yourself a reason to like him
• Do NOT become his facebook friend
• If you ever see him in public again act like he doesn't exist
• Call him only when there's a real need (for dick)
• Don't tell him anything about you
• Don't cuddle
• When you finish put your clothes on and go or kick him out
• If he's nervous take off something else
• If he's good forward your friends his dick pix
• Never get caught
• Don't talk about anything with anyone outside the circle ever

I'm old now. I can't really follow these rules. I think some of the Bad Girls do... These rules were the basis of my relationships with O.J. & Hov. Hov is just so fucking nice. He wanted me to like him. He couldn't handle having a fuck buddy... bitch...
The honest reason for the slut rules was simple. Carrie on Sex & the City in the first episode decides to f-ck like a man, to truly have sex with no emotion. A term I later coined as "bitch fucking" (recieving oral without returning the favor & leaving right after because of an emergency) We'd all been hurt in high school. In college we decided not to take men seriously. To have fun & treat our girls as our world. We all hoped that by developing this crazy system of using guys that some how we could be like Samantha Jones... but she fell for Smith Jared.
It didn't work. We all fell for someone. We all cried to each other about someone we loved. We all went months without getting laid.. just because we follow slut rules.. does NOT mean we slut with everybody. That's what hoes do! Women choose the men they sleep with hoes fuck everybody.. see where I'm going.. gooood.