But it's so simple...

The hoe tips tumblr is HILARIOUS! Bro tips NOT so much.

Anyway, people are stupid throw rocks at them. It's amazing how people spend 23 hours a day worrying about shit that won't happen. Why is it that people are more concerned with what someone else is doing than improving themselves? Self improvement is a beautiful DO IT!!!  I hate other people. I like talking about myself. Call it what you want but I get tired of talking about other people. I'm a fucking genius! And I'm hilarious! I've devoted my life to me... Try it!!

Hello puppet

I get so tired of people not understanding what's going on. Rappers are on tv BUT that doesn't mean they're wealthy. That means their "popular". The flaw in negro logic is that popularity is equated to success I could show you the top 25 people on the Forbes lit & you'd say who the fuck is that. I want you to think beyond the things you are shown!!! You shouldn't aspire to work for someone you should aspire to OWN! Why is everyone so cool with following the status quo? You only do what your told, you live the way they want you to live... You don't question SHIT!! Right now you reading this and saying "yeah she's right" cause you believe everything you see!! It's all flawed.

I'm not telling you , you're wrong. I'm telling you you're dreaming too small. There's so much that hasn't been done that won't be done because you keep limiting yourself. I criticize because when I tell you I love you, you take me for granted and keep doing dumb shit. So when I call you a stupit duck, you feel offended, you start thinking critically, you actually reflect on your actions!! I'm pretty well planned... I know how you work!

Anything is possible when YOU stop saying what YOU can't do!!!

Just so you know...

Most of the time, I'd say a good 99.9% of the time when someone is ranting or truly angry with no sarcasm involved. EVERYONE is laughing!!! You're true anger should be expressed to the person! Or through a funny story. But when you get dead serious, We laugh!! I thank you for being dumb. Just know what you're trying to do isn't being done!!!

I was thinking (ran-dumb)

1. Love is inconsistent.
2. Does anyone NOT cheat?
3. Growing up is hard
4. Why is the glorification of ignorance so normalized?
5. Women used to dress nice so men would take them on dates because their families couldn't afford food.. circa 1920s that intrigued me
6. How many things do we do on a regular basis without realizing how it started?
7. Why do we assume people are a certain way by the way they dress or talk? It's amazing how conditioned we are.
8. Forward texts make my nerves ba.
9. Does monogamy in our 20s exist?
10. Why is it that some people are way easier to talk to than others?
11. People are not perfect so in turn relationships aren't perfect (something everyone knows yet forgets)
12. Is the truth really the manipulation of lies?
13. When do people decide to just settle?
14. The things we consume mentally tend to cause more harm than good.
15. Why is it so easy to focus on things we can't change??

Where I'm at...

My son told me I need a boyfriend. I hate it when people tell me what I need. Right now, I really feel like I need to focus on my future plans. There's so much I want to do and accomplish. I don't think it would be fair to start a relationship with someone right now because I'm so focused on me. My needs, wants, and goals will always come before relationships. For example, my birthday was yesterday, I spent 6 hours alone. I just wanted to be alone. I didn't do anything important I didn't clean or cook. I  needed to be alone. I'm mature enough to know I'm too selfish to be a "great" girlfriend at the moment. That's all...

Nasty Girl

What's your freak number??

I used to think I was fun. Like not a total freak but at least fun... Recently a man who shall remain nickname less asked me some shit I thought was just too far off the wall. Am I a prude?? Should I have to wonder if I'm a prude. When did fantasies become so raunchy?? I mean missionary is not the best position ever BUT I'm not licking asshole. When did sex become how many holes you could lick or stick???

I'm trying to understand I just CAN NOT!!! I guess people are numb to normalcy and I'm not. If we rate freaky in ice cream call me Vanilla with sprinkles and I'll live with that. AND love it!!

V-Day

Valentine's day seems to be the only day of the year that both men and women WANT to be in love. It's a great idea but tomorrow we all wanna be sluts again...  V-Day sparks arguments and creates babies. It divides and conquers with beauty BUT for what?? If I didn't love you yesterday or if I don't love you tomorrow... Was today really worth it? I think V-Day is cool because it's an open celebration of sex. Sex is fun everyone should do it... And well I need more batteries for my vibrators. Have a great day!!!

The girl "erection"

You wonder how this started? Ok having a random convetsation with Mya and I say "You ever notice you kegel when you see a fine man?" And she says "Girl yes". So I start asking all my friends and they said YES!!! The girl erection is the most random and spontateous reaction possible. BUT it happens and it happens often LOL!!!!

The girl erection (trev-intion) -- the kegel (in case u don't know what it is) by definition • A contraction of the pubococcygeal muscles, performed for the purpose of strengthening them. In lay mens terms think of your fist closing but only it's the vagina.

It's just the weather

I have theories on everything... duh! In the winter, people crave monogamy. People don't typically travel when it's cool so consistent indoor activity is a most (sex). Also, I think people want gifts during the holidays. During the spring it gets warm, people seem to venture out of the house. The end of spring & summer are the heavy sex seasons. People break up before spring break and get into relationships after Halloween. This has been a really really random thought!!!

Dude are you serious?

Black women hate the Kardashians like they stole something from them... I laugh. Seriously, they're pretty most of the women who dislike them aren't. Those are the facts.. I'm sorry if you hoes don't realize that by all standards of beauty YOU are the weakest link good bye. I feel so sorry for some women. What's on the outside is the only thing that will make most people try to understand the inside. Stop wasting money on designer labels and go buy a face, you look like shit. I'm so mean oh well...

It's so simple

I got something new. I haven't told anyone. I can't. I'm digging it. If Mr. Perfect is Hov then Mr. Perfect for me is Common. He's smart, he's funny, he's sexy, he's poetic. He enjoys me, I enjoy him. It's simple.

He doesn't complicate me. I don't need him like things of the past I want him. He can handle me.. I think. I don't even want to have sex with him... well not like it's the first thing on my mind. He's special. I look forward to him but not in that desperate clingly girl way. His "sex aura" is on point. His eyes, his lips, the way I think he'd touch me. When he hugs I don't wanna let go but I do. That's all you get...

Don't be jealous of Hov... you're way cooler than that!

Real Music, Real Love

Last night I had the pleasure to see Maxwell live in concert:

I took the picture in Sepia because thats the mood I was in. More pix inside..

Geeeesh

When someone hurts you.. you try to hurt them back. I don't think that makes sense. You have to know someone to really hurt them. That's the first problem. Women are so willing to open up to men that only have one goal. I'm upset with women for being so willing to settle into these dream houses.

There are some women I follow on twitter that I don't know personally but I do know who they used to fuck because they always tweet negative things about them. When do people grow up and decide that things truly happen for a reason?If you hurt me I feel sorry for you. God loves me, he just likes you.

The next generation

One day we'll look back and wonder what we did all this for...
There's this part of me that wonders if this election meant anything. I haven't volunteered more, I haven't been kinder. I honestly don't know anyone who has changed since the election. I'm tired of living for me. I've been so selfish and greedy and for all the wrong things and reasons. My apathy bothers me, so much so that I want a new job. I want to help people, I love helping people it fulfills me. I can't live being someone who just makes money it doesn't make me happy.

Twitter

The blog now has a twitter where I will say random things that may turn into blogs who knows http://twitter.com/daUglyTruth follow or die LOL not really

To crush # 4

This is not to get confused this is for you. Crush # 4 he's the exception I've known him for a year and I haven't bitten him, hinted that I like him, been drunk and tried to feel his peen, or nothing. I'm pretty sure he "friendzoned" me and I'll never get out. I've written about him before. I want to just call him and say:
Look dude fuckin you shouldn't be this difficult!
I've realized that we won't ever date and be boyfriend and girlfriend so can we at least bang curiosity is kicking my ass. How sad would I be if I got it and it was weak?

No sleep

Last night I had 4 dreams 2 nightmare 2 dreams. Everytime I woke up I prayed. I don't remember what I dreamed. I barely remember what I prayed. I know I'm ok. I'm afraid of being smart that means I can't make excuses. I don't know what to write about, I don't even know what to say. I just feel and I can't explain what I feel... maybe it's reality setting in. I can't tell anyone what's wrong with me because I honestly don't know. I've never felt this way before. I'm not going back, he's not coming back. It still sounds crazy to me but it's real. This year I've gotten rid of 3 very important friends because we weren't on the same path in life and it was pointless. Mama said the older I get the smaller the circle would get but I wasn't ready. I'm tired of growing up. I wanna be naive. I'm about to cry so I'll just stop.

For real bitch

If I hate you I really can't talk to you. But it seems that the "trend" is to hang with someone you can't stand only to bad mouth them. People devote their facebook and twitter to their "haters" and I'm thinking how they know all your business unless... a. you tell it or b. the ones closest to you fuckin clean over you. I've always thought that honesty was the best policy: ask me. If you really wanna know anything about me ask. But no one ever does or will. I find that hilarious. Women would rather go around talking shit about each other for doing the same damn thing everyone else is doing than learn the facts.
Note: I don't have haters because to me they don't exist I got better shit to do with my time like making your boyfriend suck my toes. LOL! No really that's not directed towards anyone because I extra don't give a fuck LOL.

I'm sorry Bitch

We all know I judge women glad that's clear.
I have a facebook "friend" who is ugly as hell but constantly talks about how fly she is. I don't think I'm Halle Berry but men love me so I know I'm not ugly. I just ponder why the ugliest lil jigga-boos always refer to themselves as fine and sexy and cutie pie. I don't call myself Ms. Sexy. Why do hood hoes always want to refer to themselves as Miss [include derogatory term]. That's pointless.
You don't see Beyonce calling herself Ms. Fine hips or some shit. Beyonce is cute but I don't crush on her.
Ignorant women get under my skin. Please stop taking pictures of all the items in your house. I am not impressed.

The adventures of S-curl, Ponytail and Mohawk

While these are all hairstyles I deem gay they are also people.

I don't fuck short men... it's not my thing. I demand respect from them bitchs though.

Anyway... we met last year I ain't care to meet that bitch..

Light brights bother me too looking all pale and bitch made

So we're at the apartment and this nigga walks in and introduces himself to everyone except the girls, granted if I wasn't 504 and I met 2 504 ass girls I would be a little afraid but this punk had no manners or he was straight fag... so when I tell you I don't know dat bitch and I don't care... I mean he gets pumped in the butt and that's gay.