Ran-dumb Per Request

In case you don't know ran-dumb is all the crazy shit I think about that isn't long enough to blog:

1. Why do I still care about this ugly crunchy black bastard?
2. Who buys heels from 5-7-9?
3. Party in the USA is the TRUTH!
4. Why ppl always pretend they not f-cking?
5. His body is a wonderland.. I'll use my hands
6. If I said it, it doesn't have to make sense
7. Women who use men for money are prostitutes with different titles
8. I think marriage is like selling yourself into slavery
9. I miss Hov but it'll never be the same.. I'm bitter (towards him)
10. Chinese food (my co-worker said I'm always in heat because I eat too many cats & rats e.g. Chinese food)
11. Monogamy is the hard.. Cheating is easy.. People tend to take the easy way out
12. How can you pretend that the world doesn't know your boyfriend stay cheating on you?
13. Why do I feel I can't write what I wanna write because I don't want him to think I'm a bad person?
14. I care what he thinks (Moment of Weakness, I should examine my head)
15. If we have a 1 night stand she won't get mad.. if I fall for you she might hate me... that's tough
16. If B.H hangs up on me 2 more times I'm driving to the tattoo shop to kill him.
17. It's the shit we can't blog that would blow your mind
18. There's like a .03% chance you can get pregnant from anal
19. Lil Wayne is not a role model neither is Gucci Mane TAKE A BATH
20. I pull my own hair when listening to Floetry.. it's intense
21. How can you be in love with someone when your relationship is based on lust?
22. Why do women brag on what kind of hair they buy? It's still not yours
23. I'm probably gonna meet Percy Harvin.. U forgot my cousins an NFL coach!!
24. Grown women that shop at the Body Shop freak me out
25. Co-Worker said she got her Easter dress from Rainbow
26. Midget porn scares me.
27. If I was like 15lbs lighter, I'd have hoe like tendencies
28. I miss the Undresser... that being said when is his blog getting back..
29. Being "trendy" is status quo being ORIGINAL is sexy...
30. If I was you I'd try to be me my sex aura is the bomb, men who never met have wet dreams about me!
31. I don't wanna grow up, then I do
32. You should NOT but your 3 year old in Baby Phat
33. Don't get dick whipped whip that dick
34. If you can't ride watch porn
35. Watch porn anyway MEN LOVE IT!