Hater-ness?

I have the incredible urge to send people messages and say "hey I don't know you that well but congrats on graduating/getting married/landing your dream job/ knowing who your baby daddy is" LOL! I get really happy for people because everyone deserves a great life. I don't understand haters or frienemies (thats in websters by the way its a real word now). I tell my friends I'm jealous of their success and they motivate me to be better. Why can't we all do that? I'm jealous of alot of ppls butts I want a big ol ghetto outrageous booty. I love Trev lets not get it twisted. I think if I didn't love me I'd "hate" on people. I'm happy with myself therefore I can be happy for others. Food for thought!