H to izzo V to da izza

I was thinking about the song not the person. My plans for the weekend just got flushed... brunch Sunday yay!

• Can I bribe you?
• I took my cool off 5 minutes ago
• Famous amos oreos are better than oreos
• Thai food??
• NO rouls and then a Johnny roll
• I'm tempting you aren't I
• I'd slap my mama for a snow crabs
• I think J should blog she's clearly the SHIT
• I'm lying I wouldn't slap my mama she punches hard
• Is fuckery a word?
• I wanna help Amy Winehouse get off drugs
• I'm ready to bounce!
• I hate sitting still I feel like I'm punished
• I sound real mean on print but if u called me you'd be like wtf thats what u sound like...
• I sound like a baby.
• Candice song on my pandora
• Church is the highlight of my week
• The kids are singing Sunday.... lol
• I'm not sleeping on em they just never on the same part so I don't understand what they're saying
• I wonder if church crush and his garbage g.f gonna be there LOL
• I'm so bad she had wrinkles.
• I don't know that woman (old ass)
• Why all these fat ass 30 yr old men think I want em.
• I'll gladly take a thick man but you're round
• What did he have on was that pretend linen?
• Dress socks freak me out the long ones.... ugh
• Do they make ankle dress socks?
• If you're my man you're gonna find ankle dress socks
• My co-workers are clearly bothered by the volume of my music but it's Gospel so they can't complain I LOVES IT
• I really wanna pee on someone litterally... R.Kelly did it (don't look at me funny)