The List

So since every man we encounter these days is gay we're making a list of things at are "suspect"

1. He owns Sex and the City
2. He wears Ed Hardy
3. He always hangs with "his boys" (they not going no where but he doesn't call or text the whole time he's there)
4. He overly accessories his outfits
5. He gets his eyebrows waxed
6. He wears hoop earrings
7. He starts sentences with "I'm not gay but..."
8. He finishes them with "no homo"
9. He sleeps in the same bed with his guy friend and thinks it's no big deal
10. He skips
11. If he's from Monroe, Vegas, D.C or Atlanta
12. He has a mohawk
13. He's a theatre major
14. He knows the name of all the gay clubs (but swears he's never been)
15. He owns a thong
16. He wears colored contacts
17. He's a Kappa or a Sigma
18. He shaves his legs and underarnm (exception swimmers)