Monday- blah day

Today is one of those days when you ask why didn't I just call in sick?

1. Why do women constantly feel the need to reward mens bad behavior?
2. Low self esteem bitchs
3. Everybody wants a "good person" but they keep going for what's bad
4. I'm tired of people I'm gonna start talking to animals
5. He looks cheesy like Chester Cheeto
6. I have too many crushes right now
7. I'm lying 2 maybe 3
8. I really want cake
9. I forgot I stole cookies from the chinese buffet
10. Tomorrow should be more interesting today just blew
11. Why is it so hard to make new male friends?
12. Girls always wanna be my friend I hate girls
13. I want friend dudes lol
14. I have gas good bye world