I know he's dumb I've always known he was dumb so why don't I just get someone on my level? I don't know either. The condom story is true and I can't believe it myself.
In college I lived next door to BBU. About 6 weeks after we started dating he came over and asked me for a condom. I gave it to him and he left. Hours went by and we didn't talk so I called him he didn't answer. I cried. I'm thinking wow this dude gets a condom from me to do another girl he's evil. NO wrong. He's dumb. Later my roommate says let's go by the guys next door [not his apartment]. We go and there he is. He's been playing Madden all day. I ask why he hasn't answered the phone. He says it's in his room. He had honestly been next door the entire time. The boy is a jackass. I've known this from the beginning why am I still wasting my time??
9/11/09
But SHE's Serious
Why do women always think you want their man? 9.5 out of 10 times he wants her boo. A male friend once told me I look like sex which pisses me off and flatters me but still. My guy friends are friends because I never wanted to give em the ass. How many girls do you know who friendzone a guy they really want?? If they do it's not for years.
News Flash: Unless he makes 7 figures, has a great smile, the body of a Greek god, no kids, buys be a Range Rover and has a foot long... [not a typo FOOT] I ain't trying to be second place. I don't know many chicks who want someone elses man. Didn't that get played out with those synthetic ponytails. Men cheat because insecure women won't ever attack them for cheating instead they'll try to kill the other woman... Becase women make sense...
Why are hoes so willing to be dick dumb? Dudes don't fight with each other over women so why are you so ready to mess up your good weave over him?? I'm not fighting nobody over nothing. If he wants you, take him, I got a vibrator!
News Flash: Unless he makes 7 figures, has a great smile, the body of a Greek god, no kids, buys be a Range Rover and has a foot long... [not a typo FOOT] I ain't trying to be second place. I don't know many chicks who want someone elses man. Didn't that get played out with those synthetic ponytails. Men cheat because insecure women won't ever attack them for cheating instead they'll try to kill the other woman... Becase women make sense...
Why are hoes so willing to be dick dumb? Dudes don't fight with each other over women so why are you so ready to mess up your good weave over him?? I'm not fighting nobody over nothing. If he wants you, take him, I got a vibrator!
9/10/09
You sell draws?
No but I used to... the glory days! I miss Victoria's Secret, that was the most fun I've ever had minus the end... I wanna free bra... & some lotion lol
Groupie vs Type
Woman are often called groupies and gold diggers based on the type of men they go for. I think that's bullshit. Men go after women with big asses and big boobs. The face of a woman rarely matters to men. They go for a butt ugly chick with nice hips but women get a bad label for wanthing a tall man with muscles. Skinny men make my self esteem lower.
I like big dudes. You gotta be over 6 ft to ride the ride. I've dated athletes, dudes who worked at the mall, dudes who major in engineering or architecture, dudes with no car & alotta other assholes. The only nigga I'm known for is the football player go figure.
The only dude most chicks are known for is the one with the most glitter... thought to ponder. Why is it that men can date the same type of woman over and over yet never be considered groupies?
I have a friend who only fucks with Delta's, he had a Zeta once but every girl he meets is a Delta. I doubt all of them were wearing their colors when he met them but that's what he's drawn to. I know that some women only chase dollar signs but who really wants somebody with nothing going for them? I don't want a dude who makes less than me only because he's supposed to provide and if I'm paying for everything... he ain't providing.
As most people know my daddy's kinda rich, I can't go from daddy to broke nigga. Daddy does everything, I'm spoiled. On the flipside my mother worked 3 jobs my entire life because she said "If you depend on a man whose not your daddy, you gon be sucking dick and swallowing nut for the rest of your life". She was dead serious. My mother doesn't tell jokes. I love being independent and having my own but I also love calling daddy and saying I need....
I think every dude who ever dated me is a short girl groupie or I turned em out. LOL! So the next time I see a guy with a short girl with a big ass I'm gonna say GROUPIE!
In short a groupie maybe a girl who fucked every Kappa at a certain college... but if she likes all short skinny slightly retarded looking dudes she has a type...
I like big dudes. You gotta be over 6 ft to ride the ride. I've dated athletes, dudes who worked at the mall, dudes who major in engineering or architecture, dudes with no car & alotta other assholes. The only nigga I'm known for is the football player go figure.
The only dude most chicks are known for is the one with the most glitter... thought to ponder. Why is it that men can date the same type of woman over and over yet never be considered groupies?
I have a friend who only fucks with Delta's, he had a Zeta once but every girl he meets is a Delta. I doubt all of them were wearing their colors when he met them but that's what he's drawn to. I know that some women only chase dollar signs but who really wants somebody with nothing going for them? I don't want a dude who makes less than me only because he's supposed to provide and if I'm paying for everything... he ain't providing.
As most people know my daddy's kinda rich, I can't go from daddy to broke nigga. Daddy does everything, I'm spoiled. On the flipside my mother worked 3 jobs my entire life because she said "If you depend on a man whose not your daddy, you gon be sucking dick and swallowing nut for the rest of your life". She was dead serious. My mother doesn't tell jokes. I love being independent and having my own but I also love calling daddy and saying I need....
I think every dude who ever dated me is a short girl groupie or I turned em out. LOL! So the next time I see a guy with a short girl with a big ass I'm gonna say GROUPIE!
In short a groupie maybe a girl who fucked every Kappa at a certain college... but if she likes all short skinny slightly retarded looking dudes she has a type...
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