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I don't tell you everything. No matter how much I tweet or blog. I just can't say everything. I call him my "Big Boy". He looks like he's supposed to be a man but he's silly, like super silly.

When we met we are friends. We have mutual friends and he had a girlfriend. It was about a year ago almost to this day. I saw him & he randomly asked for my number. That's fine we're cool. Gradually it goes from "hey how are you" once a week to everyday conversations. He knows my goals, my heart, my intentions. He knows what I'm thinking even when I don't say it.

Stacey Dash'n

Everyone who knows me or anything about me knows, I have a super dyke crush on Stacey Dash. I'd do more dirty things to her than I would to all my men crushes. She's simply the SHIT!

In a recent radio interview Stacey said she fucks on the first date then they ask her to marry them.

I love u Stacey. F-cking on the first date is logical to me only because what if you fall deeply in love only to find out his penis is the size of your pinky finger. I can't stay. I won't stay. On the flip side he could think you're a nasty dirty whore. blah blah lose all respect yada yada... What if I don't want his respect LOL! To each is own but 85% of the time I'm Stacey Dash'n it.. this is all

Good Girl #Epicfail

LMAO....SHE TOLD ME...."IM NOT LIKE THAT!" SMH

Unfriendly Black Hotties vs. Ghetto Girls

DISCLAIMER: Like all things written on this blog it's my OPINION.. if you don't like it.. click the X boo it's free!

There are several different black girls that fall in between the two.. This has just been my week.. or not!
Un-friendly Black Hotties- Attractive (keyword being attractive) African American women who have no desire to fit in with the stereotypical norms placed on them by society. E.G. The Simmons. Not all un-friendly black hotties are rich, most are just extremely intelligent and know better therefore do better. They don't aspire to be friendly with common folks hence the term unfriendly. As Toni would say "They keep their social lives social & their personal lives personal". Unfriendly black hotties NEVER befriend basic bitchs. They smell basic and run. They don't gossip but are often gossip'd about. No visible tattoos, brightly colored hair, gold teeth, baby father. They refuse to blend in with the hood folks or "keep it real" just to fit in. They stand out in the good way. Often called siddity, stuck up. rude or even a bitch; they're still the girls you want to hang out with.

Ghetto Girls- African American women who grow up believing that life in one location is healthy. They usually think children are fashionable. Shop at Rave, Dots & Rainbow while carrying "Gucci" bags. They missed the memo that "rich" people wear quality clothing at don't dye their hair red, blue, purple, green or orange. OH or pink! They think that fighting is cool. They gossip! They're catty, insecure and BROKE! They think Atlanta is a fashion capital & view being on the Real Housewives of ATL as an achievement. They're loud, gaudy, unpleasing to the eye, annoying and they often wear Love Spell.

So clearly the differences are obvious. Now if I call myself an un-friendly black hottie, you'll say I'm concieted BUT when's the last time someone thought I was ugly?? Fat yes ugly NO! :-)