I'm always pissing somebody off

• I laugh at everything
• But this is not a joke
• When women get mad they wanna tell you all the reasons
• When men get mad they ignore the fuck outta you
• I can't handle being ignored
• I don't know a person alive who can
• No matter how bold
• How come sandwich meat is round but sandwich bread is square...
• How long has high frutose corn syrup existed?
• We had a Toya impersonation party and the winning sentence was "I'm trying to get outta this box"
• She's a really pretty girl... I'm not hating on her but the rest of the world is
• Why can't women just be happy for one another?
• Essence did a whole issue on the mean-ness among women.
• If I'm jealous of you I'll tell you.