The woman has a mustache

1. This woman has a full stache
2. I decided to be a twit-slut
3. I'm gonna twitter fine men only [and friend boys] LOL
4. I'm dying to say "touch my body", "biooootch", and "I'm tryna get outta dis box"
5. Don't be texting me stuff about stuff that ain't important or funny
6. I'm gonna go crazy before tomorrow
7. I like arguing it's cute
8. Somebody text me and I'm all warm and fuzzy... LMAO
9. I'm wack as hell
10. If one more person tells me about myself I'mma fight em
11. I already said dat whatever u think is witty and original u ain't make that shit up... I said it about me a long time ago jackass
12. Me and Barkley are having a baby b.c I refuse to strap up
13. Barkey is the batteries... either u get it or you don't
14. I didn't even eat my yogurt :-(
15. It's raining. I wanna make out
16. I like yogurt
17. I just opened the yogurt and it squirted on my neck
18. GROSS