I read gossip sites

• I haven't watched Tiny and Toya since the second episode.
• I think Michael Jackson's funeral messed over them.
• Eddie Winslow put super head on full blast lmao as if she could be blasted more
• Chris Brown took a picture with Niki Minja
• I wonder if him and Amber Rose and Niki are all "special friends"
• He had on a herringbone chain... lmao
• I saw the worst picture of Beyonce today
• All that damn make up
• Did you see Lisa Turtle yesterday? It was awful

Yennifer heloopez

That episode of south park when Cartman's hand was a pop star hilarious. Then it had sex with Ben Affleck. I don't really like family guy it doesn't make sense. I'll watch it but I wouldn't buy it.
-She was laying on the ground by the train tracks with leaves around her... Jai wtf are you talking about.
Just threw that in there. I miss Daria. I miss when mtv was musical. I miss Beck and stuff that didn't make sense but it was happy. I miss End Fest and seeing Better than Ezra and Cowboy Mouth in concert every year... (the brown ppl aren't feeling me)
I miss Ginfer I wish we had spent more time together when we were in the same state.
Yennifer heloopez was effn hilarious.

What if I buy a consonant?

I get so happy when Maury says you are the father. When he says you are NOT the father them poor women run to the back like we didn't already see their face for the last 10 minutes. They should do a study on kids whose mom discovered who their father was via Maury. I bet those kids grow up with all kinds of disorders and issues.
Since all the vowels are taking can I buy a consonant? Season 3 of the boondocks?? Can I have it? Season 2 pissed me off a little bit... it was more hood and less learning but still... I heart Aaron. And everytime I hear a commercial for Always pads I want her to end it with you gay nigga...

Real Housewives

Gurrl I know you saw it but I have to put my 2 sense in:

1. Party planner?? He will never work again. I sure as hell wouldn't work with him
2. Sheree and Nene made up! I love to see adults acting grown
3. Kim starts a wig line??
4. Why does Kim still have that synthetic ass wig did we not make fun of her all last year
5. Kandi is the anti Toya. How the eff we're they in a group?
6. Tiny sounds weird and Kandi speaks better than all them her accent isn't even strong
7. Lisa & Ed look real make believe to me.
8. Did I miss Kim's house or did she not rent one for the first episode?
9. Is Bob really that bad?
10. If so by all means lets cut his balls off.
11. Dwight... already wonder if "his wife" is gonna make a cameo or 2.
12. Watching Real Housewives with my mother was the best.
13. Did Ed really sing don't be tardy for the party?
14. Lisa pulled on that wig ya'll
15. This season won't disappoint
16. Riley is such a normal name
17. Kandi fiance look suspect
18. I want Kim to get better hair.
19. I think she had a human hair wig on at the premiere party
20. Who gon check me?

Real housewives

Inside... deep deep deep in my heart I wanna be a realhousewife NOT a housewife No no no! The kind on tv. I love Jo DeLaRosa she was the best. Because she was dead serious. The real housewives of Atlanta are those black women I don't understand. If I don't like you I'm not gonna say anything about you. But if I don't know anything about you I will assume my ass off lol. There was this girl and I just knew she was a stank booty hoe bucket. I judged her BAD. Aand she was actually a good person. Sorry.

Sidebar: I love to see guys I used to like but didn't like me back looking like shit. lol

Housewives, I think Nene is comedy. She's dumb and she knows it so thats her strong point. I love Jenna she so nice. Lisa Wu looks like she has "secrets" lol. I'd love to blog about the show while watching but thats seemly impossible... unless well idk....

RanDumb thoughts

• Why was jadakiss as hard as it gets for one song? I was ready to be a fan
• I always think the difference between a frat and a gang is what they do after they get in because before its all ass whippin and "proven themselves worthy"
• I don't know anything about tennis shoes or cars. I can't tell you what air forces look like.
• Why is everybody trying to model these days?
• Don't call me for advice if you think I'm mean.
• 99.98% of the time I'm right about situations that don't apply to me
• It's real easy to love its hard as hell to accept love from another person. It's crazy how we're happier when we find flaws in people than when everything is good.
• I can fake it from facial expression to "uncontrollable leg twitches" just keep that in mind the next time you try to act like you had me. LMAO
• I'm way more honest about sex than most women only cause they lie but everybody knows the truth and I tell the truth and people still don't know 1/2 of the badness I've done. Just a thought bitchs stop saying you're a virgin you fucked bout 50 niggas last month LOL!
• Sometimes I'm really not talking about a person
• I hate being drunk but I'm a lush kinda.
• I love Chris Brown (so much so that I have crushes on guys with star tattoos and any man who dances well but doesn't look gay)
• I never get hit on anymore I think I'm poo or too honest.
• How come nobody really cared about The Game until it got canceled?
• What does it take to be a real housewife cuz u aint gotta be married?
• Rain is loud
• Love songs don't exist anymore everything is about f*ken
• Passion is dead people don't long and lust for things anymore they just get em thats probably why we're always looking for the next best thing.
• The Internet ruined us
• Remember passing notes in class and gettin caught that was the best
• Sitting on the phone all night watching midnight love and getting real mad cause your b.f loved uncut LOL
• Saints please win a Superbowl
• Reggie now that you not with Kim can you get a deeper voice?
• Why they call it hoghead cheese if its meat?

The end for now at least