Bitch made

1. I'm still in apple
2. menchies goes hard
3. I got more time than money
4. I just saw another black dude with flat ironed hair
5. Apparently it gets real in B.R
6. Reggie Bush has a mohawk and 2 lines in the the front on the left
7. Nigga left Kim an started showing his true colors (homo)
8. I saw the finest tang in the gas station
9. I want chinese food
10. I also would like my hood rat friend to text me
11. Bad kids are way cuter than good kids
12. If a compulsive liar promises they're telling the truth does that make it a bigger lie?
13. Puss came out of my belly button.... pimple idk
14. That was nasty but I'm gutter
15. Why do gay dudes dress gay and get mad when people know their gay??
16. I can't take my black off but you can take off all that rainbow shit
17. This boy has on velour
18. If you don't comb that child's hair I will
19. Do I have a boyfriend?
20. I might be in a relationship.... but I doubt it
21. Being confused is my normal
22. This woman looks like kate minus the super flat ass
23. Jon Gosselin wears Ed Hardy maybe that's a sign that no one else should EVER
24. Daddy would you like some sausage LOL
25. Tom Green was funny (at first)
26. I miss Dave Chapelle
27. He made college more college-ish
28. Why are women so rude?
29. My cousins mama saw me today and didn't realize who I was and gave me that who this bitch think she is look... for real people...
30. If I wasn't me I'd think I thought I was the shit and hate me too LOL
31. If the last statement made sense I'm better than I think I am
32. I wonder what time it is on the west coast
33. I only want a boyfriend so I can tell other women about my boyfriend
34. Other than that I'm really cool
35. I'm still blogging at Apple its weird because people are staring at me

Are you reading this

Someone text me numbered bullets today... reading the blog much? I just saw a black emo boy and his hair was flat ironed with highlights... what is the world really coming to? I'm blogging from the apple store in Baton Rouge today. This morning I got the incredible urge to be catty and bad mouth someone. I was really really mad. But I didn't I realized that people want you to see who they're trying to be... I guess I respect that. I still don't agree with people judging others or condemning actions that they themselves do but don't admit to I guess thats just what people do when they "find God"

H to izzo V to da izza

I was thinking about the song not the person. My plans for the weekend just got flushed... brunch Sunday yay!

• Can I bribe you?
• I took my cool off 5 minutes ago
• Famous amos oreos are better than oreos
• Thai food??
• NO rouls and then a Johnny roll
• I'm tempting you aren't I
• I'd slap my mama for a snow crabs
• I think J should blog she's clearly the SHIT
• I'm lying I wouldn't slap my mama she punches hard
• Is fuckery a word?
• I wanna help Amy Winehouse get off drugs
• I'm ready to bounce!
• I hate sitting still I feel like I'm punished
• I sound real mean on print but if u called me you'd be like wtf thats what u sound like...
• I sound like a baby.
• Candice song on my pandora
• Church is the highlight of my week
• The kids are singing Sunday.... lol
• I'm not sleeping on em they just never on the same part so I don't understand what they're saying
• I wonder if church crush and his garbage g.f gonna be there LOL
• I'm so bad she had wrinkles.
• I don't know that woman (old ass)
• Why all these fat ass 30 yr old men think I want em.
• I'll gladly take a thick man but you're round
• What did he have on was that pretend linen?
• Dress socks freak me out the long ones.... ugh
• Do they make ankle dress socks?
• If you're my man you're gonna find ankle dress socks
• My co-workers are clearly bothered by the volume of my music but it's Gospel so they can't complain I LOVES IT
• I really wanna pee on someone litterally... R.Kelly did it (don't look at me funny)

Yennifer heloopez

That episode of south park when Cartman's hand was a pop star hilarious. Then it had sex with Ben Affleck. I don't really like family guy it doesn't make sense. I'll watch it but I wouldn't buy it.
-She was laying on the ground by the train tracks with leaves around her... Jai wtf are you talking about.
Just threw that in there. I miss Daria. I miss when mtv was musical. I miss Beck and stuff that didn't make sense but it was happy. I miss End Fest and seeing Better than Ezra and Cowboy Mouth in concert every year... (the brown ppl aren't feeling me)
I miss Ginfer I wish we had spent more time together when we were in the same state.
Yennifer heloopez was effn hilarious.