In my mind all the parts of my life that are about relationships are narrated by Sarah Jessica Parker. If my blog ever became a television show she would narrate.
I went back on my word. I text him.. (Hov)... and the Miranda of my live (the lovely sometimes red haired Mexican) said "Oh he's nice".
My Miranda doesn't approve of any of the men I've ever liked/loved. But she likes him. Let's not over analyze he's honestly never done anything wrong (to me). Back to Miranda, She's my pessimist! I don't need people who constantly shoot flowers up my ass it's not healthy. I like to look at the brightside and well she doesn't really LOL! Balance is amazing.
My Charlotte wants me to have a "boyfriend", I'm not quite sure what boyfriend means or does. I like a guy (it's not going anywhere *trust me*) & I love a guy (it's NOT going anywhere... soon). I'm just not that into monogamy at the moment.
My life in order goes: God, Family, success (degree,career), Be PRETTY!, Eat chocolate, men.
I don't need men, I have vibrators. Well I don't need monogamy; sex partners are cool people. So many things are important to me, boyfriend is just like.. a nipple ring, I don't see it's place in my life right now.
What does Carrie want for Carrie?? Not to wait 10 years for some asshole to realize she's the one! LOL yeah we met when I was 20 so umm... clocks ticking negro! I joke I joke! I want wine & happy hours, I want a degree and some fierce blonde weave!
Clearly I've wasted your time but I wanted to write this!
I tried really, really hard to think of a guy I approved of. I thought and thought. I think I approved of the guy that worked at Starbucks (you know I don't remember names.) That's one. And I'm not even sure why I approved of him, but I think it's because he's one of the few men we both found attractive.
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