Bitch made

1. I'm still in apple
2. menchies goes hard
3. I got more time than money
4. I just saw another black dude with flat ironed hair
5. Apparently it gets real in B.R
6. Reggie Bush has a mohawk and 2 lines in the the front on the left
7. Nigga left Kim an started showing his true colors (homo)
8. I saw the finest tang in the gas station
9. I want chinese food
10. I also would like my hood rat friend to text me
11. Bad kids are way cuter than good kids
12. If a compulsive liar promises they're telling the truth does that make it a bigger lie?
13. Puss came out of my belly button.... pimple idk
14. That was nasty but I'm gutter
15. Why do gay dudes dress gay and get mad when people know their gay??
16. I can't take my black off but you can take off all that rainbow shit
17. This boy has on velour
18. If you don't comb that child's hair I will
19. Do I have a boyfriend?
20. I might be in a relationship.... but I doubt it
21. Being confused is my normal
22. This woman looks like kate minus the super flat ass
23. Jon Gosselin wears Ed Hardy maybe that's a sign that no one else should EVER
24. Daddy would you like some sausage LOL
25. Tom Green was funny (at first)
26. I miss Dave Chapelle
27. He made college more college-ish
28. Why are women so rude?
29. My cousins mama saw me today and didn't realize who I was and gave me that who this bitch think she is look... for real people...
30. If I wasn't me I'd think I thought I was the shit and hate me too LOL
31. If the last statement made sense I'm better than I think I am
32. I wonder what time it is on the west coast
33. I only want a boyfriend so I can tell other women about my boyfriend
34. Other than that I'm really cool
35. I'm still blogging at Apple its weird because people are staring at me

Are you reading this

Someone text me numbered bullets today... reading the blog much? I just saw a black emo boy and his hair was flat ironed with highlights... what is the world really coming to? I'm blogging from the apple store in Baton Rouge today. This morning I got the incredible urge to be catty and bad mouth someone. I was really really mad. But I didn't I realized that people want you to see who they're trying to be... I guess I respect that. I still don't agree with people judging others or condemning actions that they themselves do but don't admit to I guess thats just what people do when they "find God"

H to izzo V to da izza

I was thinking about the song not the person. My plans for the weekend just got flushed... brunch Sunday yay!

• Can I bribe you?
• I took my cool off 5 minutes ago
• Famous amos oreos are better than oreos
• Thai food??
• NO rouls and then a Johnny roll
• I'm tempting you aren't I
• I'd slap my mama for a snow crabs
• I think J should blog she's clearly the SHIT
• I'm lying I wouldn't slap my mama she punches hard
• Is fuckery a word?
• I wanna help Amy Winehouse get off drugs
• I'm ready to bounce!
• I hate sitting still I feel like I'm punished
• I sound real mean on print but if u called me you'd be like wtf thats what u sound like...
• I sound like a baby.
• Candice song on my pandora
• Church is the highlight of my week
• The kids are singing Sunday.... lol
• I'm not sleeping on em they just never on the same part so I don't understand what they're saying
• I wonder if church crush and his garbage g.f gonna be there LOL
• I'm so bad she had wrinkles.
• I don't know that woman (old ass)
• Why all these fat ass 30 yr old men think I want em.
• I'll gladly take a thick man but you're round
• What did he have on was that pretend linen?
• Dress socks freak me out the long ones.... ugh
• Do they make ankle dress socks?
• If you're my man you're gonna find ankle dress socks
• My co-workers are clearly bothered by the volume of my music but it's Gospel so they can't complain I LOVES IT
• I really wanna pee on someone litterally... R.Kelly did it (don't look at me funny)

Yennifer heloopez

That episode of south park when Cartman's hand was a pop star hilarious. Then it had sex with Ben Affleck. I don't really like family guy it doesn't make sense. I'll watch it but I wouldn't buy it.
-She was laying on the ground by the train tracks with leaves around her... Jai wtf are you talking about.
Just threw that in there. I miss Daria. I miss when mtv was musical. I miss Beck and stuff that didn't make sense but it was happy. I miss End Fest and seeing Better than Ezra and Cowboy Mouth in concert every year... (the brown ppl aren't feeling me)
I miss Ginfer I wish we had spent more time together when we were in the same state.
Yennifer heloopez was effn hilarious.

Awwww Jai let her be ugly

I lie the reason I didn't have friends in high school is because "I thought I was white". So me and Jai would sit around laughing at people and talking about how stupit they were. I love you Jai. We should go take pictures of everything we own and put em on facebook. I'm sure people care.
I'm a mean bitch.... I'm trying to get nice... kinda

Spell check

1. I can spell
2. I type too damn fast and the grammatical errors I make for the most part are actual words so spell check fucks over me
3. I go back and fix everything I spell wrong
4. It really bothers me
5. I feel naked mow that I pulled out my real eyelashes
6. When I was 10 I heard if you trimmed ur lashes they grew back fuller I accendently cut them off then I did the other side so I could match
7. Your weave makes your head look lumpy
8. Today people insisted on telling me a bunch of stuff but I really ain't wanna talk
9. If it's m-f between 8-4:30 why you gon ask me what I'm doing...
10. When I hear "Cruising" I miss my b.b.u
11. Sometimes I'm glad I only "liked" certain people and never go to know them
12. Those 25 randoms on facebook made me realize how different men and women really are
13. The Isley Brothers went so hard before Ron started that dumbass Mr.big thing
14. I hated Sex in the City the movie
15. In the book Carrie is still old and alone and Samantha is married
16. In real life the girl who fucks the most and never gets kids get married first
17. I crack myself up

I think you're ugly so I'm mean to you

If I find a man attractive even if he's the biggest cunt mouth I ever met I won't be mean to him. O but let you be ugly... Why are ugly niggas clingy? Go buy a face or get muscles, go get a talent. You can call me ugly but I know you don't mean it because you wouldn't have attempted to get to know me if you thought I was ugly...
Not directed towards anyone but some sensitive bitch man is gonna get all angry in advance grow a ball or 2 and you might have a life.. then my opinion won't matter!

Twitter is the new myspace

• Some people just wanna have haters
• It's more like I'm debating whether or not your retarded while laughing b.c ur baby daddy looks 12
• I think I'm better than people because I went to college wait til I get that degree... [snob*100 thousand trillion]
• I'm too lazy to go back to college
• Why does it seem that men who have nothing going always hate on guys who got they shit together?
• News Flash: The same way a guy can smell a girl with low self esteem and dog the shit out her... we do that too Mr. Always eats the p*ssy but never gets play
• I bought you a happy meal.. bitch why you not happy
• "I appreciate you bitch" - Sheree
• Gold Peak sweetened Green tea... a BEAST

Popular

From pre-k to 8th grade, there were never more than 10 girls in my class. I had no choice but to be known. But the dynamic changed in high school, it was all about who had the best roller wrap or the newest fake designer purse. (I don't believe any of those hoes had real designer bags, how you didn't have a car and lived next to the projects but could afford a designer bag... gtfoh) Take back I know Jai's purse is real cause she stole it from her mama. But the rest of them hoes was fake. I wore the same jeans every weekend. Not because I had to, because I have always spent more money on food than clothes. My daddy says my tastebuds are too expensive I blame him for taking me out to eat too damn much. I also blame my mother for saying they got this new place Trev we gon go. I never fit in the black girls cause I never cared about the knock off finer things in life lol! I was into reading books & learning stuff & getting as drunk and high as possible every weekend (I'm not perfect). But I look back on it now and laugh a little because all those "popular girls" aren't successful. At least Raven's weird ass was on Charm School the rest of ya'll "famous" hoes have yet to hit tv... wait big ups to the club legend commercial LOL! (I really do love her we're the same height)
the end like duh!

What if I buy a consonant?

I get so happy when Maury says you are the father. When he says you are NOT the father them poor women run to the back like we didn't already see their face for the last 10 minutes. They should do a study on kids whose mom discovered who their father was via Maury. I bet those kids grow up with all kinds of disorders and issues.
Since all the vowels are taking can I buy a consonant? Season 3 of the boondocks?? Can I have it? Season 2 pissed me off a little bit... it was more hood and less learning but still... I heart Aaron. And everytime I hear a commercial for Always pads I want her to end it with you gay nigga...

Famous

Nobody wants people in their business but everybody wants to be famous. That makes no sense. My favorite is when people say someone alwasy has their name in they mouth... Maybe if you wasn't always around niggas people wouldn't feel the need to expres how tired they are of seeing you. Some women are truly jealous of others and thats a damn shame. But some people ask for that shit... attention whores get talked about stop being for people to paying attention to you (actions) then getting mad when they do it (words). Somebody said you're words and you're actions should be one in the same... So don't beg for shit and complain when you get it.

Breakfast Tacos

1. One night after a football game this guy showed me booger it was big and golden
2. We better beat Saban
3. I'm not betting on that game though
4. If we breaking up does how I break up matter?
5. You are not Rihanna. And that shit you got on isn't fashion
6. Maxwell should wanna marry me
7. The only rule I have is you go first
8. What is a breakfast taco?
9. Texas people are weird
10. Why isn't it crawfish season anymore??
11. Tila Tequila seems really boring... (I follow her on twitter)
12. I need a real life hood rat adventure asap
13. Why does Tyra do that fake deep voice when she introduces people on the show? I hate that voice
14. The blemish stick from burts bee works. Put it on 3 times a day.
15. I had a larger than life red ugly pimple it's gone!
16. I'm tired of people bragging about their money. If you're so fucking rich get a new face!
17. I wonder if she knows she's ugly?
18. With her plastic ass weave thats not remy thats synthetic.
19. And how all these hoes claim to have money taking cell phone pix??
20. You're rich but you don't have a digital camera?

Real Housewives

Gurrl I know you saw it but I have to put my 2 sense in:

1. Party planner?? He will never work again. I sure as hell wouldn't work with him
2. Sheree and Nene made up! I love to see adults acting grown
3. Kim starts a wig line??
4. Why does Kim still have that synthetic ass wig did we not make fun of her all last year
5. Kandi is the anti Toya. How the eff we're they in a group?
6. Tiny sounds weird and Kandi speaks better than all them her accent isn't even strong
7. Lisa & Ed look real make believe to me.
8. Did I miss Kim's house or did she not rent one for the first episode?
9. Is Bob really that bad?
10. If so by all means lets cut his balls off.
11. Dwight... already wonder if "his wife" is gonna make a cameo or 2.
12. Watching Real Housewives with my mother was the best.
13. Did Ed really sing don't be tardy for the party?
14. Lisa pulled on that wig ya'll
15. This season won't disappoint
16. Riley is such a normal name
17. Kandi fiance look suspect
18. I want Kim to get better hair.
19. I think she had a human hair wig on at the premiere party
20. Who gon check me?

Nightmare?

I had a dream.. It was so damn strange. I think I had a boo not a b.f a boo. I've never seen this guy before. He was way too skinny for me anyway but still he liked me. We were at some breakfast place but not Ihop or Waffle House. So Jake Steed walks in and says something only he could say at this point I'm laughing probably out loud and in my dream. I say what you bout to go do... he says you. How effin stereotypical. STOP... my dreams and reality are in this thing together... I didn't get the dream wood.. lol. I did however flip scenes and end up in church and Lu said "he really likes you Trev you hurt his feelings running off with that boy". I proceed to wake up...
Somebody told I'd be better off with Jake but I think that dreams means Jake would keep me from the good one

Neekid headed

I forgot that I said I was naming a post neekid headed today. This should be bullets..

• I'm not afraid of people knowing who I am
• I'm afraid of exposing my heart
• I can tell you how I feel about anything
• Opinions are meant to be altered and re arranged
• If today wouldn't have happened would "we" be this honest
• They say you have to do something you've never done to get something you never had
• I never had the balls to tell the whole truth
• This is a fraction... I type and erase you don't know the half
• I hate Bobby Jindal he doesn't care about Louisiana and it disgust me
• I care about Louisiana
• And fk Ray Nagin
• I'm tired of people who claim they love New Orleans fuckin her worse the Katrina
• If I was rich I'd give back not go away
• Daddy says I'm naive to think I can change this place
• And I think "well maybe you don't practice what you preach"
• I never say it though
• I keep secrets
• Important ones at least
• If you tell me somebody said that somebody said but not to tell.... umm fuck you the world already knows
• Crackheads love me
• That night when you were late (you were always late) it was cold and I was listening to Lyfe on the parade grounds and I realized you were probably more than a friend b.c a tear came out of my eye for no reason.
• Ginfer asked me if I could love 2 people at once... still don't know
• Someone questioned how an elitist like me could fall for someone with horrible grammar
• I can fall in love with a brown paper bag if it's nice
• Plus when I was 19 I had no standards it's bad when I say that about myself but it's true
• Back to the gorgeous one
• You and the yankee hat and the beer at Chimes... well ya'll know what you can do lol
• I'm really hungry
• I wrote this list of everything I wanted in a man it's kinda short it's basic but it's unique and you
• I didn't have anyone in mind it was just words
• Crazy how you find what you always wanted while cursin about can't get right.

Dramatic Irony

I love saying that and oxymoron thems my words baw... What does baw mean?? I don't know I use it after sentences instead of ya know and ya heard me. LOL! If I was taller I'd be a nice person. The height makes me mean thats why I treat you so bad. I gotta pee. She lookin homeless homeless baw... LOL

I invited myself to Chaun daddy house to watch Housewives how ya love dat??

Somebody just informed me that the people behind are indeed homeless... but I wasn't even talking about them LOL

Live from the apple store

Where is C.N.R.K? -Ger's. I'm at the apple store clearly I need a computer... tell people about the blog more hits = money. That simple. Why in the eff are all these people in the apple store? I didn't mean to be mean. It's hilarious how I can say million nice things but the one mean thing I say is all people focus on. And no it's not because you said that it's because people always do that. It transfers into everything eventually.. Music for example b.s like the Soulja Boy goes platinum while artist like Goapele go ignored. And why because we don't want solutions we love the problem more. We get made when people kiss in public but we love to watch fights.

The UFC is gay to me real gay. I don't understand it it's too gay they jump on top of each other and get all behind each other ugh nasty. Then the UFC fans.. Ed Hardy shirt wearing losers. Where is this fkn girl? See why I don't visit people at work.

I spilled the effn beans

If you followed me on twitter and read my blog I spilled the beans but if you don't o well... I miss Jigg big ups to Jigg all my other friends don't compare. They half way decent. I feel like report card day am I about to get in trouble... hope not.. matter of fact I don't care. For the last 4 years of my life I have run around testing this niggas patience and he ain't hit me yet. I deserved a good choke maybe a slap. So why not... nigga gave me a inch and I'm taking 20 miles. I'mma keep sayign stuff I shouldn't say b.c I like doing hood rat stuff on the internet with my friends.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm a bad lil kid

I always do bad stuff... he's gonna block me from his twitter.. LOL! I'm lil a bad kid I do stuff for shock value. Last night I text him and I was like u r a jackass... I just did it not because I feel that way because if we were in person I'd steal his shoe and run but I can't do this... (only post today about about b.b.u) cause I'm tired of ya'll asking who I'm talking about and noo I won't tell his name cuz naming the puppy leads to possessive articles.
I said I'm glad u know Jesus... I know he's pissed. I'm not sorry it was funny... and well... I'm a clown...
I might go blog at the apple store for an hour.
peace bitchs!

If you don't comb that baby's hair I will

1. Why chicks tell you what brand their weave is?? SO
2. I don't own underwear that's not Victoria's Secret that's way better than Remy LMAO
3. Everything I do is impress men
4. What women think of me doesn't matter...because they can't do anything for me
5. Trev-intion: do it for me- a man who has something a spark not a swag. Confidence maybe
6. Real housewives... wanna blog so bad during the show but I can't
7. Real house-husbands feat. Ron from Different World... wtf
8. I'm mad he won't use condoms but refuses to go in my mind raw
9. Apparently I talk about sex too much (but he wasn't saying dat last night)
10. I always wanted to say that's not what you said last night even though I clearly don't mean it
11. Lazy people who twice as hard
12. How come girls stay in competition with their female friends?
13. Why did you do that?
14. You lie to yourself about it huh?
15. You pretend you did nothing wrong so you can feel better.
16. You're wrong. And i hope you get fucked over royally.
17. If you asked me to get on plane just to look at you I'd fly.
18. I'm just a soul whose intentions are good... I'm always misunderstood

Free girl

Free girls are those chicks who don't wear make up and don't get all caught up in that physical appearance shit. I wanna wear one pair of jeans forever. I like my old shoes I don't want new ones until hese get worn out. The weave is for the men... they enjoy it. LOL! Free girls are those chicks who go to jazz fest with no shoes on. I wanna play in mud. I don't wanna be famous I wanna be free

I think you're confused

I got this gay friend... he say's he's straight but he's gay and everybody knows he's gay and when I say gay but in denial he' the first name out of everyones mouth. Please stop pretending. We love you and we know you're gay ok.

Apathy = me

Before the election I had cable. I also had this strong passion for change. Post election I'd say December 10th. I on't care. In my mind the President been black all my life... I don't feel that strong call to change the world anymore. It's pityful.
I do wanna help people. I do wanna teach a kid to read and motivate kids to go to college. I wrote an 8 pg paper in my social work class last year about how LSU should give college credit for students to go to the bottom and mentor kids. I'd love to take an hour out of my day to go to a hood school and tell little girls there are way more career options than video hoe and reality show baby mama.
I started losing my thunder and getting caught in all that me shit. Now I'm in recovery trying to get back to square one. It's the reality tv, makes me wanna have a house and a car and flippy weave and not worry about all the people starving and struggling. I disgust me.

Recession or Jubilee

My daddy is a pastor... People don't know that.


The idea of a recession is b.s to me. I think rich people who scammed everybody and took advantage of everyone trying to live the "American Dream" finally got payback. Poor people are the least effected by this so called recession. The funny thing is that rich people put fear into poor people. They gae poor people the idea that they were losing something. How many people in the hood invested in the stock market? Seriously, If you research recessions a little tiny bit. You'll release that they always end when creative people create new ways to make money or to make life pretty. The internet and Windows ended the last recession. Funny how both Bush's put us in a recession...

In the bible the years are Jubilee were every 7th year the 15th year and the49th or 50th year. I think in order to make crocked places straight the jubilee has to come. Right now the people suffering are ones who believe they have to. Change your mindset and change everything.

• In Deuteronomy 15:1-18, the seventh year is called the LORD'S release, and all debts are to be forgiven. The reason for this law is to relieve the poor.
  
• Exodus 21:1-6 describes how Hebrew servants were to be released in the seventh year, unless they voluntarily desired to be lifelong servants.
  
• Deuteronomy 31:9-13 says that the Law is to be read at the end of the seventh year, at the Feast of Tabernacles. This would ensure that former debtors and servants were properly taught God's Law so they might not have to become poor again.

Source:

http://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/holy-days/jubilee-and-the-sabbath-year.html


You thouht I was big buko dumb huh...

Random thoughts

People who submitted thoughts were hilarious. Lets start with my favorite:

• In reference to my blog: How deliciously triflin. But I like the site only cause I know you.
• Why am I still at work?
• Why do pineapples have seeds?
• Legally Blonde shouldn't be a musical
• His teeth look soft
• Sometimes all I want is head
• She told me she was a virgin (Guess she forgot she hit my roommate)
• Why are the back of your ears so dirty?
• Why niggas lies?
• Chinese food in the ghetto is way better than P.F. Changs
• Why do people try to find vindication in their wrong doings by others approval?
• If his dick was better we would probably be married
• Lil Boosie looks like a roach
• What are pop tarts made of? That's not fruit
• Why do guys and girls play this game with each other when the end result is them both losing?
• When they gonna release A Different World seasons 2-6 on dvd?
• Don't move to Delaware for a woman
• I'm not hating on you I'm laughing because he's fucking clean over you
• His breathe smells like he eats shit for a living
• Those who speak don't know and those who know don't speak.
• Everything in the lost and found is garbage
• I think I'm pregnant (its for my vibrator)
• Who thought Mr. Rogers was a good idea for a show?
• I never wanna be a 2nd place trophy
• The dumber someone is the louder they speak
• Fuck looking before you leap. Life is no fun if you always know where you're going to land.
• Bill gates started Microsoft during a recession
• Sex kills conversation
• Now that the president is black the world is more complacent
• Good sex covers up everything bad in a relationship
• Magic Johnson outlived Michael Jackson = there is a cure for aids
• Men don't realize it but women are ruled by the vag.
• If you can lay it down right we will probably delay the "get rid of this loser" part until later.

Mister

Every man is a mister and these are just some lol

• Mr. I can't get my shit together - He's usually the one you're in love with. He can't get a job or he can't stop lying. Maybe he just can't stop being weird. In any case everything about him would be perfect if he could just stop that one thing.
  For future reference we'll call mine B.B.U - Mr. Big Black and Ugly
• Mr. Never gonna get dem draws- He wants you he wants you real bad you know it but he just don't have that thing. He's not what you want at all. Maybe if he got you real drunk... scratch that you could smoke rocks and he still couldn't get it. I don't have one of those right now (thank God) cause all my boys are my boys and they don't want the pies (I think)
• Mr. My boys got it- He always talks about his boys in reference to his actions. My boys going so I gotta go. My boys got them shoes.... I don't have one of those because men who live to impress men get fucked in the butt. I got proof of that now so it's not just something I think. (Ed Hardy is code for on the dl)
• Mr. Smarty pants- He's probably an Alpha LOL! He wants to simulate your mind allll the time. And you get bored real bored. His sex game....blah. But he's so darn lovable. He's the kinda guy your family wants you to marry. He really is a good guy that's all anyone can say about him. (you know guys like that run from me)
• Mr. Lie about the color of the sun- He wouldn't tell the truth if he was standing at the gates in front of St. Peter. He told you he had a Charger he really has a 98 Camry. He told you he went to Tulane... google a beast he goes to community college. He said he has a house, he just forgot to mention it's his moms. The worst part about this guy is that you kinda find out he was a liar until you liked him... &#*^*#% that's me cursing
• Mr. Reliable- He's a bad bad boy. But he's got that good good goood gooooooood. He got a girlfriend & 3 main chicks. It doesn't matter he's the best plumber ever. Lays the pipe & leaves (cause that's all you asked for). For future reference I call mine Jake Steed (if you don't know don't google it at work)
• Mr. Why aren't you my boo- We love this man. NO we love this man. He's perfect. In every way but to him we're just that great friend. Same thoughts, same ideas, same facebook status' but he aint looking at you like dat.... For future reference I call mine Hov (that's buko obvious)
• Last but not least Mr. I'll never tell anyone I hit that- I'm sure guys have a girl like this. But this person seemed strange before you even got involved. You kept at it hell we only live once but they just got stranger and stranger and stranger. Then the sex was horrific. I'm so ashamed I can't give good description.... gross

Dumb minus the ran

1. I don't want no dude under 6' if that makes me a groupie oh well I don't knowmen who chase flat ass no tittie women so yeah bitch ass short dudes nobody wants something that doesn't appeal to them
2. Fat dudes straight kinda but if he round NO
3. My belly gets big sometimes lol
4. I always eat red beans on yoga day :(
5. "fuck me like I'm ur g.f" -randomly overheard I needed to say that to someone
6. Also how come I was the only one at home to hear ppl have sex?
7. I <3>
8. I hate that man who raps
9. All my like super close guy friends are rappers
10. Wtf?? Common don't make money stop trying to provide knowledge through music it won't work j/k [kinda]
11. I know Kellen will text as soon as this post is over and curse me
12. Renaldo will laugh... he likes to play it cool
13. I wonder where the lesbian is I haven't spoken to her in forever
14. If I was gettin laid this blog would be damn interesting LOL.... joking...
15. I kiss and tell all kinda shit
16. But not about you boo you're different
17. LOL
18. I treat niggas like niggas treat me so I'm a bitch and a dick to a certain degree [somebody knows that song even though I changed the words]
19. Tomorrow i'mma call it neekid headed...
20. And this weekend somethings gonna happen that will change the way we do things ... maybe
21. I'm out

Raw Dawgin

I was thinking this is my last post of the day I gotta wrap it then I thought nope raw dawging. I really wanted to name a post that for no reason. So at least I had a reason.
The urge to not protect yourself is wild. Seat belts piss me off. And I hate wrapping my hair. Why I gotta wear a rain coat. Rain ain't sh*t. Condoms... real reason people want "girlfriends/boyfriends" is so they can get it raw. And my favorite is "No Trevine he said he never does this with anybody but me". (thats in reference to condoms) They all eat it's just a matter of who and when. And minus like 3% all women have some hoe in em. I put my feet in dudes mouthes.... I'm raw like dat LOL!!
It gets wilder:
I curse every Sunday in church at least once. I don't try. I just naturally curse so much that it happens. I curse when I pray... "God I didn't mean to do that shit" comes out like that easy. And really God doesn't want me to lie. Now my voice change and I rearrange my speech to pray but on a regular basis this is me. I don't front with God cause he already knows me too well. I love how people try to be formal and proper with God and can't spell bible. Ok I quit lol.

Real housewives

Inside... deep deep deep in my heart I wanna be a realhousewife NOT a housewife No no no! The kind on tv. I love Jo DeLaRosa she was the best. Because she was dead serious. The real housewives of Atlanta are those black women I don't understand. If I don't like you I'm not gonna say anything about you. But if I don't know anything about you I will assume my ass off lol. There was this girl and I just knew she was a stank booty hoe bucket. I judged her BAD. Aand she was actually a good person. Sorry.

Sidebar: I love to see guys I used to like but didn't like me back looking like shit. lol

Housewives, I think Nene is comedy. She's dumb and she knows it so thats her strong point. I love Jenna she so nice. Lisa Wu looks like she has "secrets" lol. I'd love to blog about the show while watching but thats seemly impossible... unless well idk....

Part Tre

• So I love that song when Lil Boosie says "Back in the day I used to go to Dreams" I used to go to Dreams B.R & Dreams N.O. (I'm wack for that I KNOW)
• Burnt sunflower seeds are the best
• Drake is overrated I think
• I really want my weave to have them flips by my eye like Toya and Tiny.
• I don't have cable
• I don't have a computer (I broke em all)
• Kid cuddi - poke her face (CLASSIC)
• The bread at Ryan's is made of things I'm supposed to love
• I wanna adopt Blanket, he's so cute
• Really wanna to go to or have a hurricane party.
• What happened to house parties?
• Why dudes pretend like they don't want people in they business then tell all they boys who they f*ckin?
• I might be able to sing but I'm really not sure.
• I want Roul's
• Who made plastic loud colored jewelry fashion? Never saw it in Vogue or Cosmo or Seventeen..
• Why do guy buy those fake chains?
• The Mighty Bee is better than Spongebob :-X
• How come most positive rappers sound worse than Diddy?
• They call it B.E.T but I'm rarely entertained by that ignorance
• Pudding is gross
• This lady poured boiling hot water on her husbands balls b.c he kept cheating apparently his skin fell off... That makes me happy. LOL
• Sometimes I'm really annoying and I realize I'm annoying and I can't stop.
• Kim Kardashian is pretty and she's probably nice and the only reason women don't like her is because she's the hotness
• Why we gotta hate pretty women?
• And we only know Reggie, Ray J and her ex husband. That's less people than Tiny has kids. I'm sure she did more than 3 people but we assume she's a hoe we aint got no facts.
• Why do women feel like they know Beyonce? (strange)
• The tattoo on the shoulder for women makes me wanna barf 1 or 2 is fine but your body is a temple not a coloring book.
• What is a party promoter? I'm tired of all these wack asses thinking people wanna hang out with them.
• All these "famous" people annoy me.
• Twitter has killed famous people they seem extra wack once you start following them.
• All "famous" ppl see is Earth and not heaven and they tell you how they're good people but they don't wanna help people.
• Ephiphany to the bounce beat!!
• Hurricanes gon kill a couple 1000 this year... I just feel it sorry
• D'angelo should make a come back too
• Rap is on a serious decline but pop music is the worst ever!
• Aren't we all happy Britney Spears got it together!!

Grateful

You probably don't know this but I listen to Gospel 90% of the day. I know God. That does NOT make me better than you, that gives me no right to judge you. But it gives me one thing, the privilege to invite you to sit with me at church because I know how hard it is to start over. So Grateful- Hezekiah Walker is stuck in my head like nobody's business. I heard it when in the middle of the night and on my way to work and on pandora. Sometimes I say God if I'm doing the right thing make my song come on... sometimes it does most times I'm wrong lol!
I'm so happy today!!!

Trev-inition

What is a Trev-inition you may ask... I make up my own words and they all have trev-intions

• re-re (stolen from Sara Lee H.) - a retard
• slight re-re - someone who can grasp basic concepts but is still extra throwed
• blow-lattery - drunk
• the wackness- someone who thinks they're really awesome but aren't
• hoop earrings- in reference to ugly men
• thang- in reference to a man I find extremely attractive

I can't think of anything else but I say some random stuff.

Hater-ness?

I have the incredible urge to send people messages and say "hey I don't know you that well but congrats on graduating/getting married/landing your dream job/ knowing who your baby daddy is" LOL! I get really happy for people because everyone deserves a great life. I don't understand haters or frienemies (thats in websters by the way its a real word now). I tell my friends I'm jealous of their success and they motivate me to be better. Why can't we all do that? I'm jealous of alot of ppls butts I want a big ol ghetto outrageous booty. I love Trev lets not get it twisted. I think if I didn't love me I'd "hate" on people. I'm happy with myself therefore I can be happy for others. Food for thought!

The journey (a snippet)

In 07 something bad happened. Then in 08 I started my journey of self discovery which led me to books. It oddly started with me watching sex in the city every night. Carrie always said something that made sense. Like why is it that we ignore every perfect thing in life just because we don't have a boyfriend. My life is awesome but I want stunt having a boo would be cool. One night I'm flipping through the channels mind you this is my hobby. And I see Joel Osteen, had no clue who he was but he said something and I thought oh that cool. I listened to the whole show. Then I decided to read a book my friends had all been telling me to read. The Secret. My relationship with God and my learning about the law of attraction was one in the same. I started believing good things would happen and they did. I prayed about things I'd never prayed about before and things always fell into place. I'm human though I always try to make things into things when they're mostly nothing... in those cases I ask for forgiveness. I owrked my hardest to inspire everyone around me to dream big and follow their hearts. Some people just didn't wanna join me. Most people have no idea how positive I am lol that's sad. I get annoyed with complacent people and people who try too hard I make observations about things I don't like but in no way do I dwell on them.

Fit In

Here it goes..

Baby Trev: When I was younger I went to Curtis (this is pre-k no football team lol) 5 black kids. I still adore these dudes & we have a bond no one can break. Somewhere between kindergarten and first grade I realized Trevine wasn't a normal name. It made me sad. Katie got to wear her hair hanging and I always had plats. These things are probably minor but not at age 5. I was different my name, my hair, and my skin. I don't know who made me realize it. It was a boy and he told me I couldn't do something because I was black. My mama never told me I was black. I didn't understand the concept of race. As soon as I understood it I hated myself. Cartoons didn't look like me. Nobody at school looked like me and I couldn't play outside because mama said those were the "triflin niggas" and I wasn't like them. I tried my hardest to "fit in" so I did what everyone else did and never used my own mind. I'd go home and cry at night and ask God to wake up white so life could be easy.

6th Grade: If any 2 people in life made me feel that being white was probably a better deal it had to be Liz and G. I love all the people I mention dearly and they've never done anything mean to be, I was just jealous. When I met G I thought she was the most beautiful person alive prettier than famous people. And the world agreed. Anywhere we went she got hit on by high school boys and grown men. I didn't understand it. Liz was beautiful but in a different way. She got boobs first. But that wasn't the what made her awesome. She wasn't like everyone else. She was like someone on the real world. She was smart in different ways she listened to different music & she had a pool. Eventually I realized that everyone wore smaller clothes than me. I also realized that my ass was huge. In comes the the battle with food. I started throwing up everything. I love the taste of food I can't starve myself.

Family: I'm the darkest one. Yeah yeah yeah I'm not that dark. But mama has freckles. Lu's hair curls when its wet. Everybody's nose is smaller than mine. Everybody looks white or exotic. I'm just a -ger. And to this day people say "Leila's your cousin? Why don't you look like her?" Cause genetics fucked me over thanks for asking! I def take the title ugliest girl in the family. Being around my family made me less secure in myself because they all look better than me.

Middle School: At this point I was smaller. Happy NO. Small yes. I was under 100 lbs not happy. I had to be like 4'5. In middle school I tried to act like I was secure being black but everything seemed more difficult. The only boys I liked were white. The only black friends I had were black kids who grew up around other black kids so they didn't understand me either. I wanted a smaller nose, bigger boobs, a smaller forehead (idk why I thought my forehead was big), smaller lips and lighter skin.

High School: Leaving my 98% white environment and going into the all black, all girl environment might as well have killed me. I needed a bigger ass, I needed designer purses and I needed a roller wrap. I was so confused. My grammar and the quality of my speech declined because a part of me realized that accepting black stereotypes was way easier than praying to be white. It wasn't until I took African American History that I realized, my intelligence wasn't a white thing. All those years I had made myself lower than my white friends when we were on the same playing field. Eventually the ideas of being white faded completely. I never fit in, still don't. I never thought I was white but I always thought I was better than complacent people.

Randumb pt deux

• Why don't dudes bathe? Men stink 98.9% of the time get ya shit together
• Why do guys try so hard? Flashing money in the club is WACK
• Why do girls get mad at the other girl? He was in a relationship with you not her.
• Why people lie to kick it?
• If we just said we didn't want relationship when we don't and that we do when we do. would the bull ish exist?
• And why do men feel the urge to make you catch feelings knowing they don't care? Some chicks might just wan smash too and you don't have to sell em a dream.
• Why do girls let themselves be sold these ol outlandish ass dreams?
• What happened to carl thomas emotional is on my pandora he was a beast.
• Why do good things happen to bad people?
• I really don't care for the answer b.c bad people have internal issues that force them to be that way so they live in misery anyway.
• Old people are so weird I don't understand.
• On Golden girls they said shave above the knee it was beyond hilarious.
• I love bullets
• Keyshia cole and Monica -Trust WTF?? YOUR LEEEF YOUR LEEEFF I wanna kill em lol
• Why be a thug? Intelligence is sexy. Any woman alive would take Obama over Slim thug.
• This waitress at Cheesecake Bistro is on my shit list.
• How come fantasy is way better than reality?
• Who made the rules? Why we gotta play like this?
• How can he dump me we ain't go together and I aint seen him since the begining of 08. LOL
• Works over. I'm done for today see ya tomorrow

This year as opposed to the others

Every Summer I tend to have a fling or at least a crazy crush. This summer... not so much. Normally when the weather changes I crave something flings, monogamy, reciprocity, shit idk somebody to look at. So I get caught up with these nothings.
I loved him I don't know how. How could I? He spells do-due. He doesn't know the difference between singular and plural words. That other one said if he knew what apathy meant he'd choke me. That was hilarious. I've been single all year. I got hit on 5 times this year. I don't think I'm getting ugly but I def think the seasons changing.
I'm not as bold as I used to be. I used to be the type of chick that would just walk up to a guy and get the number. Not so much these days. I'm not shy just more careful.
I wanna open up again and be super honest with somebody but I never found anyone worth me expressing the thoughts that lie beyond the surface.
My life seems stagnant and I'm so ready for something fresh out the back.

Clubs are for clubbers

I personally hate going out. I'd much rather drink with a small group of friends and make embarrassing memories that bring us closer.
I don't understand it like you go out and see a bunch of people you know but don't like like that and then you dance and get drunk...
Not my cup of tea.
Mama said "When people see you they should feel relieved your not dead. Trev whatever you do don't be common."
And it's sooooo true I see the same 10 dudes everytime somethings going on in New Orleans. I don't take them seriously. Go anywhere in B.R and see the same 3 groups of girls all the time and what do they gain from this?
I don't like judging people because I'm not perfect I make mistakes 70% of the day. I simply don't understand it.

RanDumb thoughts

• Why was jadakiss as hard as it gets for one song? I was ready to be a fan
• I always think the difference between a frat and a gang is what they do after they get in because before its all ass whippin and "proven themselves worthy"
• I don't know anything about tennis shoes or cars. I can't tell you what air forces look like.
• Why is everybody trying to model these days?
• Don't call me for advice if you think I'm mean.
• 99.98% of the time I'm right about situations that don't apply to me
• It's real easy to love its hard as hell to accept love from another person. It's crazy how we're happier when we find flaws in people than when everything is good.
• I can fake it from facial expression to "uncontrollable leg twitches" just keep that in mind the next time you try to act like you had me. LMAO
• I'm way more honest about sex than most women only cause they lie but everybody knows the truth and I tell the truth and people still don't know 1/2 of the badness I've done. Just a thought bitchs stop saying you're a virgin you fucked bout 50 niggas last month LOL!
• Sometimes I'm really not talking about a person
• I hate being drunk but I'm a lush kinda.
• I love Chris Brown (so much so that I have crushes on guys with star tattoos and any man who dances well but doesn't look gay)
• I never get hit on anymore I think I'm poo or too honest.
• How come nobody really cared about The Game until it got canceled?
• What does it take to be a real housewife cuz u aint gotta be married?
• Rain is loud
• Love songs don't exist anymore everything is about f*ken
• Passion is dead people don't long and lust for things anymore they just get em thats probably why we're always looking for the next best thing.
• The Internet ruined us
• Remember passing notes in class and gettin caught that was the best
• Sitting on the phone all night watching midnight love and getting real mad cause your b.f loved uncut LOL
• Saints please win a Superbowl
• Reggie now that you not with Kim can you get a deeper voice?
• Why they call it hoghead cheese if its meat?

The end for now at least

Home girl

The friend zone is that bull ish. I'm sure I put a guy who was interested in me in the friend zone before but this happens to me way too often. I think he's awesome like personality wise. I don't like "attractive man". Pretty guys freak me out. Smart guys think I'm dumb. Dumb guys think I'm dumb I can't win. And this one thinks I'm just a friend... And I'm like "ooooooh baby I got what you neee-ee- ed..." (laugh)
So we're in a group of people and everyone is talking and he says "She's my homegirl". He might as well say I have a peen. LOL!
But doesn't life work like that? Somebody always falls harder. Life isn't even. Ying and yang don't exist.
I'll try to post every 30 minutes just to have content.

Why I'm bold:

I think I'm bolder than your average because nothing in my life was censored. I said mama where do babies come from she said your p*ssy and it hurts. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna tell my 2nd grader that but I never learned how to watch my words.

There's so much on my mind right now from gay niggas, to shoes, back to college. My desire not to be someone who gets stuck in one spot forever. That lingering thought that if I was bold enough to trap niggas I could have a reality show LOL!

the end for now at least