Cooler than me...

1. "Your family is scum" - my girlfriend
2. Anytime anyone talks about getting fucked in the butt I wanna throw up
3. I'm not homophobic I just can't handle ass talk
4. Trey Songs makes me also wanna barf the same way gay ass sex makes me wanna barf
5. Jersey Shore season 2... I can't wait
6. The word "chap" is un-natural to me... NO one sounds "cool" saying it
7. If someone doesn't treat you kindly why do you kiss their ass??
8. He was probably trying to get at me that time... I couldn't though
9. Throwing shade is fun and all... BUT I really wish people would DO better
10. GRAHAM CRACKER --- that means dry
11. If all you can afford is Macy's why try to play in Saks... being real NEVER hurt nobody
12. Am I the only person who realizes rich people don't wear shiny shit... moving along
13. Remember when being ghetto was cool??? I didn't fit in AT ALL
14. You notice how much chicks have changed since the Real Housewives of ATL started??
15. Why is getting drunk so fun??? (I still don't understand)
16. I like Ciara... I'm NOT a stan won't buy an album but I like her
17. Thoughts at the moment: "we in the Range in this fucked up weather
    It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together
    How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
    And dress like me, and look like me
    And Nicole, it's like she lived in my house
    Askin me for money, day in - day out
    And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
    She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha" - Lil Kim "Aunt Dot"
18. Kim goes so hard
19. I saw a 30 something man with a mo' hawk yesterday & I was angry women were checking him out
20. I see a bitch with black lipliner on daily...
21. I would like to give Amb another f-ck u!
22. My life is an inside joke... u mad that you outside??
23. WHY do men still have braids?? I can't take it
24. Then he had beads on the braids.. BUT he looked at me crazy
25. Gretchen is the SMARTEST woman I know
26. If you gon be a "goal digger" aim high
27. That girl Gretch got a MAN who doesn't just have potential he has drive & work ethic...
28. That's the shit you hate on, I'm not jealous I'm too happy for her
29. Once a guy hurts my feelings I un-give a fuck HARD
30. I don't do frienemies, I just don't fuck with you sir
31. "Girls at LSU can be hoes but if they get pregnant we point and stare" -- the double standard
32. That bitch shiny but it's from Rainbow.. shiny rainbow..
    
    

Take that monkey shit off

Reading peoples twitter comments on the #ohUfancyhuh trending topic made me think.....

Some people enjoy "playing roles"; me personally my role is comedian, bitch, slut! That being said, if I took this monkey shit off I'd be dull. I'm so boring in real life but nobody knows that... moving along. I don't think my role hurts anyone. Some people pretend to be nice and are actually bitchs. Some people pretend to care about you and could give a fuck less. Most people pretend to be more wealthy than they really are... that shit's funny! I often wonder who people aim to impress with "this monkey shit".

Oh.. back to the point, the roles that hurt people are fucked up. If I don't like you I just won't talk to you. If I don't know you I'll probably make fun of you... I don't know you so your feelings mean nothing to me.. That's natural. BUT my friends the people I love... I don't hurt them. Not on purpose. Sometimes they do stupid shit and I tell them it's stupid. They get mad but at least I'm not posting your business on facebook.

Watch the roles you play... they might kill you one day!!