Get a Blues Clue Heaux

If a nigga keep hittin u with them one worders all the way through the text and theres absolutely no effort on his part, then u might wanna lean back...This idiot right here..

Kendra & Kari Ann

The white girls are insane. If you've ever watched Sex Rehab, you've seen Kendra & Kari Ann. My real life white girl friends are Kendra and Kari Ann. It's really sad. They are addicts. Kendra's at my house right now. This shit is insane. I really don't know how to explain these girls.

Kendra is an attention whore. I'm not really one to talk but she annoys me. She's a good kid whose easily influenced by t.v & bad kids. Sidebar: College is the best thing that ever happened to me. Back to business, Kendra has no purpose. If she died today her obituary would say.. the daughter of, high school graduate, will be missed. She's never accomplished anything ever. She's one of the smartest people I've ever ever met yet she does nothing. I haven't had a normal conversation since we were 17. Every conversation we have is a therapy session. She tells me her problems, I give her solutions, hence my idea to become an addictions counselor. She's been dealing with the same problems for years. Almost 6 years. My mom never hugged me either but I don't use coke. It's insane to me really. It's all excuses in my eyes. I rarely have pity. You watch something like Precious and you say that girl has every excuse not to succeed or to become a product of her enviroment. But Kendra... She grew up in a good home with parents who loved her & all her problems stem from her mom not being affectionate... GTF. Eventually you realize that everyone doesn't love the same way. That doesn't mean they don't love you it just means they don't show it like everyone else...

Then there's Kari Ann...

I said it..

I rarely write about things that are extremely personal to me but there's a lesson in this.
My grandpaw has no legs, alzheimers, no teeth, a feeding tube and has had 3 strokes. I used to feel so sorry for him and wonder why life/God had cursed him in this way.
In a recent conversation with a family member, I learned that my grandpaw was a whore. Not a discreet one either. My grandpaw was a public hoe and cheated with local women.. So my grandmaw goes to the grocery store and knows the woman on aisle 5 is sleeping with her husband. They went further to say my grandmaw (who didn't drive) made my aunts and uncles (they have 8 kids) bring her to these womens houses to pull him out of the bed. YES.. he was pulled out of the act with my aunts & uncles as witnesses.
I no longer pity him. The wrath of God is extreme. I used to think he had no clue what was going on but I think he knows everything and can't do anything about it. Everyday of his life is pointless & painful torture.. maybe if he was a better person when he could have been it wouldn't be this way. I know someone will think I'm horrible for saying all this BUT think about the way you treat people it may not catch up with you at 40 or 50... you might just be in diapers again dependent on the same people you hurt to nuture you...the end

What the FUCK

Today has been INSANE. This is the worst part. This nigga stops me while I'm driving (I stopped b/c I don't want him to know where my house is). We went to college together. He wanted me in college, I wasn't interested. He's ugly & lame & desperate. His twin brother lied and said he had sex with my friend, the brother met my friend once & didn't even know her real name... moving on.
This niggas says "What do you think I want from you",
I say "I really don't care",
He says "I want you to taste me",
I say" Get the fuck",
He says"What you never tasted a man",
I say "That's a sorry ass pick up line I didnt like you in college and I don't like you now".
He finally leaves. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT. Plus he has some mutane growth on his forehead looking nasty as hell. Asking for oral sex is NOT a pick up line nor will I respond it. I kinda wanna find him & kick him in the nuts. Who does that? & also who responds to it?? Is there a women who enjoys being degraded I don't.
In other news: I have bruised ribs & it hurts.

Want NOT need

Men make me happy. Male attention, conversation, cuddles. I know that I don't need it but I want it. I'm greedy. I want a man but on my own terms. I enjoy being sexual, not so much the act of sex but longing for sex the pre-foreplay, the desire to touch and be touched. I love sensual men, men who don't rush. I hate winter... it makes the desire to be with someone stronger. It's too cold to play outside there's nothing better to do. I don't want marriage potential just someone I get along with who happens to be attractive... It's clearly a want.

I'm glad I realize that it's something I want. So many women feel that they NEED a man when really they need Jesus or reality. Men don't complete women nor does it happen vice versa. This should be understood. The desire to have a boo is still deep though. The vibrator can only do so much.. LOL!

I'm patient I can wait... if only... oh well the past is the past no more going in reverse (I'll eventually crash)

Why I would WifeThe Freak!

Lol...I know you are lookin at the Title and ur thinking WTF.

Truth of the matter is I think I would wife a girl that was a freak that I knew more about, than the reserve quiet lady that no one has any dirt on. I say this because women are by nature curious, and want to explore. Why you think they had Sacagawea ass scouting the land for Lewis and Clark?

I dont want a perfect woman who has never did dirt, who hasnt explored herself sexually and who hasnt had a lil diverse lineup. When women havent really saw whats out there, they tend to second guess things, wonder what they're missing and usually will venture out there to see. Not too many people stay with their first everything, because lets be perfectly honest there are more lessons out there than any 1 person can teach you. Im not speaking strictly on sex. Im talking everything that comes with being someone. If one person gave you everything you needed to see to be complete there wouldnt be breakups (#shoutout to those who have only loved 1 person or only few..its really rare.) Breakups are things that teach us what we can deal with, what we cant, the stupid shit we do, crazy expectations we may need to compromise on and so on.

When its time to settle down I'll take the girl who has been through it. People usually hit a stage where the light goes off and they figure out that sex isnt the world if you dont have that light in the dark that keeps me coming to you in the middle of nowhere. I bet a freak thats ready to settle down, will be more faithful than a chick who hasnt did everything shes wanted to. if she hasnt explored b4 you. shes gonna explore while with you. No Everywoman doesnt cheat, but a majority of comittments are fucked up by curiosity. Trophy Wives fuck clean over niggaz too.

And fuck it if the Freak does cheat on you keep it movin playa..you knew she had it in her all along....But you might wanna kill the one you thought was sweet innocent and would never fuck over you!

Be a Hero my niggaz save a former Heaux

It's just the weather

I have theories on everything... duh! In the winter, people crave monogamy. People don't typically travel when it's cool so consistent indoor activity is a most (sex). Also, I think people want gifts during the holidays. During the spring it gets warm, people seem to venture out of the house. The end of spring & summer are the heavy sex seasons. People break up before spring break and get into relationships after Halloween. This has been a really really random thought!!!

In the end..

My obituary means alot to me... of course I say this often. That being said when it's all over how will people remember me? Marilyn for example, I think she's a sex symbol & misunderstood. The mentor (to be explained at a later time) thinks Marilyn was a drug addicted slut.
Point being why worry? At the end of the day people will think what they wanna think no matter what you say or do. I wake up every morning & I think "I don't need this, I don't need this & I don't need this"
There are so many things in life that don't make me happy, things that I'm completely indifferent about. Why live with things you don't care for? So I quit it feels good. If it doesn't enhance my quality of life or mankind maybe I shouldn't take part in it. I enjoy helping people. I like to kick people up the ass and force them to live to their full potential it's my passion. I should only do what I'm passionate about because in the end that's all that matters. Stuntin on dem hoes won't get me to heaven so the choice is clear...

Challenge

There's this game I play with myself before making major decisions about my life. I say how will this effect your obituary? My obituary is like one of the most important things to me... Why? It's the last message you send to the world. When my great great great grandkids wanna know who I was or what I did they can google my obituary. My personal mission is to do something that impacts someone who is not in my family or my friend. Last night when I watched the Blind Side, I thought Leanne Toughy may never be remembered for being a great mother to her own children but she will be remembered for having a loving heart & accepting someone into her life that she had no reason to.
That's amazing. That's what life should be about, not your car or your house but about uplifting and inspiring. I lose sight of what's important but everytime I fall off course I realize it. Who do you really wanna be? Is there a defintion for you? Are you defined by your car & your clothes? Who are you really?
The challenge is to define yourself without material things... it's hard but try it. And you hate the defintion it's not too late to rewrite it!

Dude are you serious?

Black women hate the Kardashians like they stole something from them... I laugh. Seriously, they're pretty most of the women who dislike them aren't. Those are the facts.. I'm sorry if you hoes don't realize that by all standards of beauty YOU are the weakest link good bye. I feel so sorry for some women. What's on the outside is the only thing that will make most people try to understand the inside. Stop wasting money on designer labels and go buy a face, you look like shit. I'm so mean oh well...

Gone in 60 seconds

If we are not in a relationship, and you have no potential what-so-ever to be a boo, then how dare you have the audacity to visit me While you are in the Redzone. Your period means you dont see me period. I dont like rare steak, and I dont even wanna have to find out you are on you period by you rejecting me by saying something like. "The Subway is out of commission," or "My building is under construction."
Do Not I repeat do Not attempt a Chill session....well Unless You are like her......

Uh Uh Boy dont touch that, Im on my period...but i got you boi. She lifts my shirt, and proceeds to grab the waistband of my shorts and proceeds to lick my chest and stomach. She is one of them never expect it Bourgeois ass chicks so Im thinking( If this heaux do all this shit and stop without suckin my dick then yall gone see ya boy on a case of True TV CSI, cause imma kill her) She teases by lickin round that pelvis area (about to get her ass snuck on default because she is tickling the shit out of me. But she proceeds to grab it licks her way around it and to the tip.

I didnt know that heaven was in the back of someones throat..Got my damn legs shakin causin an earthquake in the room. Never felt mouth like this b4...Im caught off guard and shit...WTF i cant even stop that im about to bust...Its not too many who can make a nigga bust from head cause my dick weird like that, but it usually takes at least 30 min. She accomplished this in less than a minute. It came so fast I couldnt warn her. Bow so it came, ( so im waiting to see her reaction, she gave me lil glare but not anger. She's a spitter by the way.(I think i Shed a fukkin tear or two..She's a cool chick but you cant be selfish and wife someone like her. You have to let this gift be free so the world may experience it.

Ok ladies once you use that RedCard... a nigga gonna remember cycle dates...lmao
and tip: if u dont want a nigga to let go in ya mouth... make this note b4 it begins because we have no way of knowing and we dont wanna find out he hard way what ur reaction will be. That is all.

U should NOT feel special

1. Where have all the cowboys gone??
2. My thoughts refuse to make sense
3. I don't feel the need to impress people, I would like them to know the facts
4. These lil white kids on Xanga love Lil Wayne it's scary
5. I don't understand why Tiger cheating is such a big deal
6. Why do women try so hard to prove they're not whores?
7. I loves the penis.. haven't had as many as you'd think
8. I'm a bag lady I keep the same 1s in rotation for years LOL
9. The band Garbage rocks my socks
10. Cults freak me the f-ck out
11. Mind control is cool but learning about it scares me
12. Next year the FBI is releasing all the files on the JFK assassination
13. Too bad everyones dead so no one can go to jail
14. They should release the FBI records for Martin Luther King Jr. & Malcom X
15. MLK's real killers were never brought to justice
16. If I ever met a black person who was in a cult I'd beat their ass
17. C.S.I has this episode on people who believe this man is 4,000 years old
18. I've seen forensic shows on real life con men who make women believe the most random shit
19. Some women want to be in love so bad they'll believe anything
20. P.N.C - Move Around  ((song has me thinking way harder than a bounce song should))
21. Dick Cheney is a bitch... never gave interviews in the last 8 years yet ALWAYS comments after Obama says something...
22. Pookie hates Hov... Hov is a love/hate kinda guy
23. One of my former homegirls had a crush on Hov, I never told him
24. I always wanna say "And this another hit Barry Bonds"
25. I find this man attractive but he doesn't know I exist... I will not chase
26. Toni & I are on the same frequency about alotta shit
27. When it rains hard... I think about Noddle saying it's baby making weather minus the baby
28. I get really mad when women I think are pretty get d-ck dumb about guys I think are weak
29. Pants are for men & lesbians I hate pants; but everybody says I look good in jeans
30. I don't think homosexuality can be cured
31. No one can explain the intersexual or hermaphrodites?
32. I don't lie about much but most chicks lie about everything
33. I've been tempted to get at a dude just because he's famous.. I'm horrible
34. He was also fine as f-ck
35. I love big men.. dare I say fetish
36. Lust is much better than sex
37. I loove longing for someone its so intense
38. When people find out I don't smoke weed they seem offended.
39. We have nothing in common... but we like each other..

Its just a Title, Whats the Big Deal?

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Just Do It

Many times the road block in your life is you. I'm the only person who gets me out of bed. Therefore my thoughts, feelings & emotions are things I create. If I let someone get the best of me or push my buttons I blame me. Often times people just complain. Complaining makes my nerves bad. I don't enjoy doing it or listening to it. My favorite quote is: "If you don't like something change it, if you can't change it change your attitude Don't Complain" - Maya Angelou
I'm tired of simply being unhappy. I am changing it. I'm so excited. I can't control people, I can't make anyone like me or love me. I can't force people to see things my way or have my kinda fun but I CAN be happy. It's so beautiful. Happiness is a choice. People don't believe that because they don't want to do the work it takes to be happy. Wake up and smile. Stop trying to see the wrong in everything. By no means TRUST no one. Trust is earned not given that's why you might not be happy giving people things they don't deserve never makes life happy.
It's almost 2010 and since the first day of 2009 I said "If it won't make me happy I can't do it" I'm moving & I know everything is gonna be great... & WHY?? Jesus promised he'd take care of me!

F-ckin without Feeling

I once had a guy tell me that "F-ckin without feeling,wasn't really f-ckin at all"

He wasn't some sweet guy who only slept with women he was emotionally attached to. He was a whore. He made women fall in love with him before they had sex because he said it made the feeling more intense. He was always in a "sexual relationship" with a woman who loved him because he couldn't stand lustful sex.

This is why I'm f-cked up. We grew up together he's like my best friend. I've known him since I was 12. He told me his secrets his desires, hopes, & dreams. We mind f-cked each other on the regular but no sex. Dude is such a great mind f-ck. He studies women. He knows women he can get anyone.

The thing that ruins my idea of men is that they only wanna love me to make the sex more intense. So I ruin the plan. I f-ck. I don't talk about my dreams or desires. I don't let him know who I am, what my family life is like. Dudes barely know what turns me on beyond a fresh fade & nice teeth. Most guys who slept with me don't even know who my real friends are, they've just seen pictures on facebook. People assume that I'm an "open book" because I talk about fucking & strongly disliking certain people but you really don't know anything about me...

I am afraid of love. I am afraid to love something other than "dat dick". I'm detached emotionally, with most things & people I just go through the motions the way I think everyone else does. I don't ask the questions I really wonder about. Most times I won't say exactly what's on my mind. I get away with it because men don't care. I rarely meet guys that want to get below the surface so I stay there.
Two years ago I met a guy, he's not my type at all. He needed a ride somewhere & offered to buy me alcohol. That's all I needed. He wasn't trying to f-ck. He wanted to know me. He caught me off guard. I was so afraid. Needless to say he knows things about me that my "friends" don't know. I never had sex with him because he already stole a piece of my soul but he's a special breed of man. He's an adult. He doesn't care about physical shit. He likes substance. You really can't tell by looking at him, I guess that makes it even more special.
It's sad really... I f-ck without feeling to make myself feel... something.

Love, A Dying Emotion?

When is the last time you really stopped to love someone?
When did you give someone the Opportunity to love You?
Or are you like me, So petrified of all things you see going wrong in love that you are afraid to give someone the power to hurt you?

If you fall in love of course there's always the chance that, damn i may get hurt. But the truth is, I know if i keep being a heartless Machine that doesnt give a damn then i will continue to hurt those around me that want to care for me. If i realize this then everyone around should to. Theres a distinct difference from not being ready for love, and running for dear life. They type of running I do will never give love a chance to be ready for me.

This bitch called FEAR runs too many of our lives, and too many activities in our lives. I dont think My being a heaux in the past came out of wanting to hurt everyone around me. There was the lil part of me that thought it was cool to have my name bouncing around, and even accepting of the Juvenile cheers from my boys that were like yeah. Shagari got them Heauxs" In my heart i Know my addiction for women came from my fear to fall in love.

I cant blame Fear on all of the people ive been with cause ive done some selfish shit just because i thought the person i was with was hot. Overall I dont think im ready for love, I dont think im deserving of having someone give me there all. Everyone that has tried to love me has ended up hurt, and maybe im wrong for keep using the people i Couldnt love as a Crutch.

I see people fuck over people they love daily. My earlier post SMH just backs my fear. The word Love is thrown around like Salt on McDonalds Fries...Any Fool can say it. I think we let our own fucked up actions kill our belief and hope that we can one day find love. Then people often get too caught up on what the media says is love. Everyone is not going to have that Jay-Z, Beyonce Billionaire love affair. Perfect love doesnt Exist in someone elses relationship. Perfect love is what you build in yourself. Its What makes you happy, Its what thing the other person does that completes you.

Stop trying to build love off of everyone else plans and make your own blue prints and adhere to them strictly. I dont know if it exists for me or if ill ever find it. I fucked up so much in the past that i started feeling like i was a nigga put here to give pain, so people will truly know how to appreciate love when they have it. The truth is i dont believe that now. We all Fuck up we all make mistakes. We all lost that person we wish we could get back. Consider them stepping stones to learn. Some of u just learn faster than others.

There's nothing wrong with not being able to love someone as soon as they want to be loved. You cant rush love, you cant force it. Even though being Honest doesnt completely make up for not being able to love someone, its real. I will never say I love someone knowing that i dont. I will never take these words for granted. They have the power to heal, they have to power to bring warmth and Joy. But I also know more importantly saying these words in false heart has the power to destroy hearts, hurt someone mind, body and soul, and in certain cases has the power to Kill.

Be Honest with your intentions whatever they may be. Dont make bad of a word that is supposed to inspire greatness. I Know now that all this nuclear shit, all these bullets, explosives, and chemical shit, dont stand up to the kind of Weapon love is. Weapons can bring security in those who respect them and know the power of what they grasp. They also can destroy the world if placed with idiots who dont give a damn. Choose wisely, peoples hearts depend upon it. Our hearts are the strongest yet most fragile thing that we possess.

Dick & Conversation

My favorite phrase is: "Nigga's ain't shit but dick & conversation; talk to yourself & buy a vibrator"

Chicks go too far. I have never will never give a man who is not in my family money. What kinda dick makes you fork up some rim money?

What kinda dick makes you so stupid that you get mad at the other girl instead of the guy who you're in a relationship with? He commited to you NOT her. He broke a promise NOT her. She's just a low self-esteem hoe who will take anything she can get. He's the one who lied. You're not on my level yet, you don't understand you think she raped him.. But how it got hard??

I'm so tired of excuses. People forgive who they want to forgive. Women tend to forgive men for cheating, yet hate "the other woman" as if it's her fault that he lied to you. Have you ever met a man who forgave his woman for cheating? I know 2. Point being every woman I know at some point or another has forgiven a man (maybe not the one she's with now) But a man for cheating.

Ladies, start treating these dicks like they treat you. If you f-ck up he's gone. If you don't support him emotionally he's gone. If you don't have his back he's gone. So why do women constantly let men hurt them, then go running back as if they need these assholes.

N-gga's ain't shit but dick and conversation.. all the other things that you imagined they provide for you are non-existant. That being said, I was told real love never makes you suffer. The end.

Men Change?

Sex and the City ruins lives. How can I say that? Well.. I'm a Carrie. I write everything. I'll tell you what I ate for dinner if I have nothing else to write about. I wear my heart on my sleeve & always find a way to take my shirt off in every episode. And no matter what happens my loyalty stays with Mr.Big...

That being said, after watching the series finale of Sex and the City when Big flys to Paris to confess his love for Carrie.. I said "I am NOT gonna wait 10 years for some jackass to realize I'm the one".
I said that, my actions were the exact opposite. If Carrie was a black girl she'd be Bigs "jumpoff". She's the bottom bitch the one that's always there for him, even when she's engaged and he's married. Jump off's don't get married they don't upgrade in status. When do mistress's ever become wives?
So we settle (we mostly meaning me) thinking that one day, one faithful day he'll grow up. He'll realize that I'm the one. Let us follow the show in order, Carrie met Big in her early 30s, he married someone else in her mid 30s, finally realized he loved her in her early 40s & they were married in her mid 40s. They'll probably never have kids where's the happily ever after in waiting 1/2 your life to be with the person you could have been with all along? It makes no sense to me. Why give false hope? If you read the actual book Carrie & Big don't get married but Samantha Jones does... which proves my theory that women who do whatever they wanna do always get married.
Women constantly beg for happy endings when life rarely reaps them. Big changed in his 50s when he's about to die and has nothing better to do. Dwell on that let it sink into your mind. He's almost 60 & now he's ready to be monogamous... in my world that's a get the f-ck outta here.
I'm sorry Biggie, Kim got smart!

SMH

Self Explanatory

Why are they a Saint and Im Considered a Heaux?

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That Shit Ain't Playa

QUICK RANT CAUSE I JUST SAW THIS AGAIN
This Absolutely Pisses Me off...

Niggaz Trynna holla at a girl in public and shes not interested and says No thank You or I have a Man. So you decide to feel played. Why Tha Fukk does it cue lame niggaz to say "Bitch you not that fine anyway" Or Bitch Yo Girl Cuter than you.This Is When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong..SO FAKE.. So Why did you attempt to holla, or why didntyou go for the friend instead. Makes it seem like you knew you had little chance to begin with.

How Bout you bitch niggaz learn to gracefully bow and keep it movin. Everybody is not gonna be attracted to everyone that approaches them. She could be havin a bad day or just not interested. Lol then you get mad if she says I have a man...What if you were the other nigga in the situation...youd probably be that same heaux ass nigga trynna kill somebody behind your girl.

Real niggaz dont curse a woman out for bullshit like that. Real niggaz pat themselves on the back..Say fuck it I tried and Ask they nigga "Man where the heauxs at? Lets go there...

The World would be a better place if more niggaz knew how to take a loss at home or on the road. Lol no one goes undefeated when it comes to the opposite sex, NO ONE. so how bout you KEEP IT PLAYA, DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL & KEEP IT MOVIN!!!

I AM BRUTAL HON3STY, AND THIS HAS BEEN A PLAYER ASS MOMENT ON HOW TO KEEP IT REAL

Ran-dumb Per Request

In case you don't know ran-dumb is all the crazy shit I think about that isn't long enough to blog:

1. Why do I still care about this ugly crunchy black bastard?
2. Who buys heels from 5-7-9?
3. Party in the USA is the TRUTH!
4. Why ppl always pretend they not f-cking?
5. His body is a wonderland.. I'll use my hands
6. If I said it, it doesn't have to make sense
7. Women who use men for money are prostitutes with different titles
8. I think marriage is like selling yourself into slavery
9. I miss Hov but it'll never be the same.. I'm bitter (towards him)
10. Chinese food (my co-worker said I'm always in heat because I eat too many cats & rats e.g. Chinese food)
11. Monogamy is the hard.. Cheating is easy.. People tend to take the easy way out
12. How can you pretend that the world doesn't know your boyfriend stay cheating on you?
13. Why do I feel I can't write what I wanna write because I don't want him to think I'm a bad person?
14. I care what he thinks (Moment of Weakness, I should examine my head)
15. If we have a 1 night stand she won't get mad.. if I fall for you she might hate me... that's tough
16. If B.H hangs up on me 2 more times I'm driving to the tattoo shop to kill him.
17. It's the shit we can't blog that would blow your mind
18. There's like a .03% chance you can get pregnant from anal
19. Lil Wayne is not a role model neither is Gucci Mane TAKE A BATH
20. I pull my own hair when listening to Floetry.. it's intense
21. How can you be in love with someone when your relationship is based on lust?
22. Why do women brag on what kind of hair they buy? It's still not yours
23. I'm probably gonna meet Percy Harvin.. U forgot my cousins an NFL coach!!
24. Grown women that shop at the Body Shop freak me out
25. Co-Worker said she got her Easter dress from Rainbow
26. Midget porn scares me.
27. If I was like 15lbs lighter, I'd have hoe like tendencies
28. I miss the Undresser... that being said when is his blog getting back..
29. Being "trendy" is status quo being ORIGINAL is sexy...
30. If I was you I'd try to be me my sex aura is the bomb, men who never met have wet dreams about me!
31. I don't wanna grow up, then I do
32. You should NOT but your 3 year old in Baby Phat
33. Don't get dick whipped whip that dick
34. If you can't ride watch porn
35. Watch porn anyway MEN LOVE IT!

2 REDBONES KISSIN N DA BACKSEAT

a while back

I knew something was up when This Person Called Me and Asked me to borrow a movie that i had just got back from her. So I said ok. She says Wheres your roommate?I Reply He's not here (lying my ass off...i hope she dont hear him in the background) She says "Well I dont believe you so bring it over here she says...
So i get in my truck and keep it movin..

So I get there and theres 2 other people occupying the living room with her... We pop the DVD and nothing happenin... Sittin on the couch with her I try the hand to monkey transition....denied. So Im thinkin damn, lol these niggaz really just wanna watch a moive. I thought it was pretty much universal language for lets smash. At least in nigga land. Few minutes later 2 of them are like lets go to the store. I ride with them and we end up at the Lil sex shop in Port Allen...SMH so you gave me a NFL lineman spin move on the Pussy and now you gone further tease me seeing yall play wit these rubber dicks instead of mine. They didnt buy anything cause they didnt see anything they liked...

Upon arrival back to their house we sat back down. Me "I have to use the Restroom, so i go into the bathroom where I proceed to get ass Naked like Fukk this. I sit in there and wait. few minutes go buy I hear them screamin"where this nigga I know he not taking a Shit...

Two of them walk back to check on me. They walks in the room and Here i am Commando in the bathroom door. Stallion looks at me and says "Shit Nigga Get it Crackin. I strip Stallion...Rubber up and proceed to beat from the back. At this Point Slim Fine is sitting on the Bed Naked playing with herself while listening to moans... Stallion then grabs Slim Fine and Begins to Eat her out... Dicking that cat down with her tongue.. Im still beating and my rubber breaks...FML Thats my last one..She says "Hold on let me grab some of my Boyfriends!" SMH..should i stop at this point?...NO SIR SAYS I.

We go back at it. Slim fine is on the bed going to town with her hand pleasing herself as I beat Stallion. The ass perfect big and round and Was like the soldiers storming the beach of Normandy...Beaucoup waves. I wanted to thank the Chef for the delicious pussy that he had set b4 me on this fine night.

Me and stallion switch to one of my fav positions.. 1 leg pinned flat, the other leg with knees pinned to her breast. This provides for great traction and puts a very good torque and dick delivery angle on the sex. I love hearing her talk shit..I love hearing my name. I loved being able to answer yea when she asks if I like it. Few minutes later Shes like hold the fuck up...Cervix, cervix, cervix nigga...she taps out...

so i proceed to the floor where a naked slimfine gets greeted with tongue...Take my time enjoy it and work every drop like im on deathrow and its my last meal. So as im attempting the tongue to penis transition..she says" Whoa you not puttin all that in me cause my man will surely know!!! Nether-the-less i gotta respect that and i had a hell of a night...

I love the bond these girls had with one another and how they can truly share everything. Pledging brings you closer together. All sorority sisters should be this way.

Stallion kept in contact for solo missions for a while...

IS THAT YOUR CHICK?

SMASHIN THA HOMIES

Touchy Subject...

When is Smashin the Homie out of line..
How do you prevent one from Smashin the Homies...

Exactly Its unpredictable and theres probably nothing you can do about it.
If the Homie wanna smash and the other party in question is willing its probably gonna happen. There isnt too much integrity among people when it involves sex.

My question is, Why do women get so damn mad when a homie has been smashed...Women you know damn well yall be smashin the homies too...Yall just do it on the cool. Like right now at this very moment, There's this girl I hurt by not being ready to be in a committed relationship. Im sorry im just not gonna lie and play you knowing that im not...But needless to say shes plotting her Homie Smashing vengeance. I just happen to be up on game. And this is gonna make me look bad how...(Lol watch the shit you do)

Personally If you handle smashing my homie with tact then i wont get mad at you cause i know its a small world and my homies got swag..
Handling with Tact under these circumstances....

(IF WE JUST GOT OUT OF A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP YOU SHALL NOT)
1. SMASH THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY
2. SMASH A MEMBER OF THETA KAPPA QUES (LOL #SIMPLEBITCH BROKE THIS ONE WAY BACK IN THE GAP) OTHER QUES ARE ACCESSIBLE

One of my exes of two years smashed the prophyte after we were over..but shit i couldnt bitch about that. I did that girl wrong...too many times. Like havin her wait on the Sofa while i was smashin someone else in my room type shit..(juvenile)keep it movin

3. FUCK A NIGGA IN MY IMMEDIATE CIRCLE FOR PAYBACK
(IF WE ARE NOT AN ITEM)
IF WE JUST FUKKIN DISREGARD ALL THA BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LOYALTY TO ONE ANOTHER SO HOMIE SMASHIN IS QUITE OK

ALL OF THESE RULES ARE NULL & VOID IF A PERIOD OF 2 YEARS PASSES OR IF I SMASH YOUR HOMIE FIRST!!!

If you let me know you are interested in the Homie, I will pass the information along and even give you a reccomendation if the pussy was good.

I expect you to return the favor when yo fine ass homegirl ask about me. referral vag is always appreciated. Referral vag is the result of one running the mouth to the Homie and her pulling the classic move we call BACKDOORING. The original party talked, and in result sent you the homie. It happens.

B4 you get angry for someone smashing you ex boo, or fukk partner..think about all the homies youve smashed.

One should never set out to intentionally fuck someone that their friend is with. Incidental Smashing does occur and this is something that just comes in life. Everybody wants to smash the Hot Shit. The only way to reduce homie smashin is getting a ugly ass significant other that no one wanna really smash. but i dont see this going to good

I am in no way endorsing Homie Smashing, cause its a fucked up practice. But Shit happens so how will you handle it?

Remember when all else fails "HOMIES OVER HEAUXS" Gangstalicious from boondocks..No Homo

Man Bear Pig

My Slut friends have standards.. That being said ManBearPig is a whore. I don't know her but the world knows her rep. She has no standards as long as it's hard she will bounce on it. It's not just people making up things, she confirms that the rumors are true. If manbearpig wasn't handcuffing a really nice guy while she was busting it open for every guy in a 1,000 mile radius, I would have said fine she's a public hoe.

• Public Hoe (trev-ition)- A girl who is about that action & NEVER pretends otherwise (Lil Kim, Foxy Brown); Public Hoes f-ck like men without shame or emotion. I have mad respect for public hoes.. She who pretends to be a virgin & calls her f-ck buddies her "brothers" gets NO love.

You can't be a public hoe & in a relationship. That's how you ruin nice guys for the next chick. Hoe outside commitment thats for men & women. I hate ManBearPig she's like a bucket & everybody gets to spit in her. Her hairs never combed, she doesn't look nice & she's manly...
I hate this hoe... that's all...
No wait it's not my 18 year old friend (guy) told me ManBearPig threw the puss at him after 10 minutes of knowing him, he was terribly turned off & turned it down but his boys trained her...

Angelica's Answer (My point of view)

Recently this question was asked by a concerned young lady

HOW COME A GUY ALWAYS WANT A LADY WHO ISNT A HOE, BUT WHEN YALL START CHILLIN TOGETHER U NOT GIVIN UP DA COOKIES SO THEY GET MAD, BUT IF U SLEEP WITH THEM THAT FIRST NIGHT R WEEK U A HOE??? I'M TRYIN TO FIGURE MEN OUT...LOST, WHAT OPINIONS PLEASE

Niggaz secretly dont want a lady who isnt a Hoe... Meaning He wants a girl that has the tendencies in her, but the world doesnt know about it. Basically They want that girl they think is an angel in the streets cause they havent heard any dirt on her, but in the back of his head he wants you to be his own personal freak. Of course most niggaz gonna try to smash if you lookin good...

Niggaz dont want someone that the public sees as a heaux or thats too easy to get for the simple fact that most dudes are INSECURE. "IF I GOT HER THAT EASY, WHO ELSE IS TYPE SHIT" Some just handle that not the first night rejection better than others. Id be a lie if i said I dont get a lil pissed when i cant have it when i want it. Especially if we connected on a raw physical attraction and not the ( grew on each other over time type of thing) You know within a few minutes of meeting someone if youd let them smash..

Truthfully i know right away when meeting someone where to categorize them...You gonna do an initial back ground check whether u wanna admit it or not before chilling with that person for the first time anyway. So i already know if I would wife you, whether im gonna chill and feel you out, whether you just gonna be a jumpoff, or that you on the same shit and we just gonna be smash buddies.

What caliber nigga are you dealing with? ask his intentions. If you dealing with an nigga with inegrity he'll let you know..Me myself id tell you chill i wanna get to know you, or i just wanna fuck. If our ideals dont match up coo deuces no bad feelings, and ill still speak and be cordial when i see you.

Its 2009 niggaz betta stop lying about their motives..its got a lotta jumpoffs who will let u hit and keep it movin.

Im not gonna categorize you as a heaux because you gave me what i want when i wanted it, cause shit u could say the same about me. If a nigga gone call you a heaux cause u did what both of you wanted at the time then he a heaux. Im to grown to play games and i know exactly where i wanna be with you before we pop it off. whether its you being a one nighter, a constant jump off, or someone i wanna get to know eventually even wife (we just gone smash now) lol but you will get the truth outta me

I can respect ya mind if u dont wanna rip immediately. If we not married its sinning regardless, so fuck it why wait if u know u wanna be with em... No waitin period makes it right anyway. The thing is are you dealing with a bitch nigga thats gonna lie then later change his motives and outlooks on you because u gave him what he wanted?

Real Niggaz Stand Up.

ALARM CLOCK

So we started out with harmless flirting and eventually I was invited to her place for dinner. Hot & Smelled damn good, I was ready to taste. Nigga fuck this food im ready to take that fine frame of yours, bend you over that t.v. stand and fuck you so good that cox gets a signal ad start charging you for high definition.Lol but her ass can throw down in the kitchen so i sat patient and cleaned my plate. besides those were all thougths to myself.

If i never knew raw lust before, Im being introduced to that heaux now. Pretty Brown, Perfect Smile is Sittin next to me eye fucking me with her peripheral vision workout..I think we fucked like 4-5x in the 12 hours i was with her.

Now we'll just call her Roadtrip. She has a nigga late night flighting to her City, Shake and Backe Ricky Bobbying to get to that warm. Upon arrival this time i went to take a shower while she was cooking..

I go in and strip and wait for her to bring me towels. Medusa in the building..She takes one look at me and my dick gets hard. No words exchanged yet. I grab her by the waist and remove her clothes. I pull her in to join me. It starts as an innocent joint shower. She washes my back for me and then i feel her lips press against my skin. She lathers up again and puts her arms around me and gives my penis a handwash job that a heaux that work at Bennys couldnt provide.

At this point Im gone. The steam is relaxing. She lookin good as hell standing there dripping in all this steam. The fact that she still has her hand on my dick means baby we about to tear this shower down. God please if you love me dont let me have forgot my rubbers in the glovebox. Backpocket check...YES (PUMPS FIST IN THOUGHTS)

I turn around and press her back against the wall, my chest on her breast. She has the kind of breast that you cant get from Nip Tuck..Perfect. They feel even better pressed up against me. I pick her up slowly making sure we dont slip. She wraps her legs around me. I place my arms under her legs. Im going in and it feels like one of those over aggressive niggaz that shakes your hand with too much force. Her Vagina has a deathgrip. It fit my dick nice, wet, tight, like it was the travel case for my penis. My cheeks pressed up against hers, working hard like an elliptical stairclimber. Higher and higher we go.

To say Im slim, Im going strong holding her in the air. When pussy is that good, your emergency adrenalin & strength system better kick in to keep it going. Im not fukkin this girl for myself. Im fukkin her for her, Im fukkin for all the future fukks we can have, Im fukkin to save the world. Passionate, sweaty, dripping, I brace my feet against the tub opposite the shower wall so we dont slip. Its been damn near 20-30 min in that position. No lie my arms are tired, but my drive wants more. Her thighs quiver, her pelvis demands me to be there. So I stop only to journey to the back wall of the shower.

I bend her over slightly, her face pressed against the wall accompanied by her breast, slight arch in her back, and o her tiptoes. Im still hard as a muhfucca. I climb back in and ascend this Brownskin mountain. She quivers and moans with every stroke. The strokes vary, some are slow &hard others are quick& gentle some quick and hard. Some I extract all the way to the tip, others I leave it buried deep inside her and thrust like a Nasa ship at launch.

Taking a Shower is supposed to be a cleansing process, yet we are so dirty with it and it still manages to be purifying me mind body and soul. She's setting me free. Im still fucking her like my life is dependent upon it. More nibbles on her neck and back, gripping her head with hand and forearm pulling it back. The other hand is moving back and forth between her chest and bikini line. No shit talking occurs just straight moans, groans and the sound of that meat pounding her love muscle. She asks me "Have you came yet?" I reply "No, Have you?" She replies "Yea, you wanna know how many times?" I let out a Mission accomplished smirk that she cant see cause im still behind her pounding away.

It takes a while longer to get my nut. We shower for real this time. She dries me off and we go fall asleep in her bed. I never get so cocky that i think im the best that every woman has had. Women will fake to make simple niggaz happy. But she assures me of how good it was when she wakes me in the morning. At first i think Im dreaming. I have to be dreaming, this is the best head I've ever had. The head is vivid, so warm, so moist, so perfect. like her lips and tongue knew ever place to be at the right moments. My eyes are in the back of my head, toes curled, fingers clinched in that comforter like a bitch. I open my eyes...Its no dream. Round 2!!!

It's so simple

I got something new. I haven't told anyone. I can't. I'm digging it. If Mr. Perfect is Hov then Mr. Perfect for me is Common. He's smart, he's funny, he's sexy, he's poetic. He enjoys me, I enjoy him. It's simple.

He doesn't complicate me. I don't need him like things of the past I want him. He can handle me.. I think. I don't even want to have sex with him... well not like it's the first thing on my mind. He's special. I look forward to him but not in that desperate clingly girl way. His "sex aura" is on point. His eyes, his lips, the way I think he'd touch me. When he hugs I don't wanna let go but I do. That's all you get...

Don't be jealous of Hov... you're way cooler than that!

My first fan mail/text

The name was changed in my phonebook to protect the identity of my fan b4 i took this screenshot...which im sure she'l appreciate. dont think shed be pissed cause she on that realistic shit like me.lol She just dont know i would be her groupie too...

Why are you a Hoe again??

There's this guy.. first off I've never had the desire to f-ck him. He's just not my kind. He's very attractive & one of the biggest hoes in the world. Yet every woman I know who rode the ride says it was a happy meal without the toy. You know all the pipe in the world but couldn't lay it for shit.. This is 3 different women who have never met, how can they all tell the same story?? Because it's the TRUTH!
What was the number one complaint?? Dude makes love!
I wish I was bullshitting "Slow circular strokes"
All this sex was random, not in a relationship, barely even in a friendship. Women don't like to make love with their one night stand.. they wanna f-ck, HARD!

One Night Stand Rules:

1. Don't pretend like this is going anywhere.
2. F-ck like she stole from you.
3. Make her feel nasty (She's not your wife)
4. Ask her what she wants, cause you don't know her
5. Make sure you performance is excellent.. Your girlfriend won't tell her friends about the dick game but your one night stand doesn't care about you. She will talk & it might hurt your feelings.
6. Don't kiss her (trust is earned not given)
7. & if it's with me pull the weave & bite my neck

I got off subject.. Seriously why is dude a hoe if his sex game is weak? And if I know how doesn't anyone else know??

GET AHEAD HEAUX

Its 2009 approaching 2010 Why in the fukk are there people out there that claim they dont give head or eat pussy....lets be real. This denial use to be coo b4 you were havin sex and you knew what the fukk was up with it...
Its a proven fact that some of the jazziest females in the world suck dick...Some of the finest women i have been with are avid Penis in the mouth connoisseurs. With that said, If you are an average or sub par heaux...It is of the utmost importance that you become one with the Art of Fellatio. When bad bitches givin head, you have some catch up to do because u already behind

It doesnt mean you a freak cause you give head...damn you might be considered one cause you dont. Giving head shows commitment. It shows Hey "she's here for me and my nut. she really cares about the issue at hand..

You dont have any problems with a guy eating you right? so lets reverse this...Penis is a lot more sanitary than a vagina...Shit grows down there in that moist warm environment. Its a fuckin walkin Petri Dish between your legs...yet man will go there if u take care of it for your own good as well as his..With that said stop being so selfish.

I personally wash my dick good and ask myself...If i was a heaux would i suck this...This keeps me in check with my freshness and assures you a good factory seal and fresh goods upon delivery...

I didnt say suck the world so please dont get this confused...but if you fuckin a nigga who dick you wouldnt suck...maybe you need to get ya fuck buddy standards up..

Save the world, Show you care by suckin a dick tonight ladies....I am Brutal Hon3sty and Im Owt!

Why I dont Trust Women, I B My Own Worst Enemy

I dont know how long its going to take me to be able to trust women fully... Every relationship I have ever had Ive fucked up due to Paranoia. The paranoia comes from my own bullshitting and being such a heaux in the past. I cant even count how many women have cheated on their significant other with me...Im talking about been with these niggaz for years and years...So why mess that up for me? Some have said somethings different about me, or that they are attracted to assholes, or niggaz that dont hold their tongues!

Im not gonna be so naive to think that im the first nigga you ever met that you just had to cheat or risk something youve invested so much in. Ill never get this.. Especially when someone who has taken vows steps out. You can give a woman the world but if you not givin her a full variety of everything she want...you're gonna get fucked. women want security, passion, attention, a protector, and a damn good listener....if you are lacking in just 1 of these areas, fuck whatever else you do shell fuck over u to get it if you arent paying attention

I know a lady who has it all..Her and Husband both have master degrees, great jobs, buys her whatever the hell she wants...Takes care of her and her son. Put her in a new home, new whip but like shes drinking from a bottomless glass, shes still thirsty for something more..

We started off fukkin when they were boyfriend girlfriend... Wildin out I didnt really care at the time cause i was still on some heartless shit. I have no loyalty to the nigga. Im thinkin she should be the one that feel bad. Im talkin bout I almost lost it when i found out that the Place she invited me to beat it repeatedly was the place they shared together...He just worked night shift.. Wow Fukk around and lose my life because you wanna smash somethin...Niggaz are crazy behind they chicks out here already much less bein in a nigga crib..So no more. or so i thought...she couldnt stay away. She texted me one day and was like its been 9months 8days and so many hours since youve been in me. by this time me and my girl were done so she was on some ill come to you. we'll book a room type shit. She even went to the precautions of "I have a husband So Im going to pay for you to Get STD testing around the board.I dont wanna stop fucking you but i wanna be safe for me and him."At least she was cautious

Everything in me just wanted to do right and tell her to be faithful, cause fukk id like to get married one day.. But selfish me....her head game tighter than a Barber...her touch was bow..the pussy was excellent. " I love my husband you'll never be more than a good fuck to me" that shit was cool with me...but she started reniggin sayin she wish she had met me first...I dont get it cause your life is set other than the fact that you say he dont fukk you the same..Though she's not thinkin clearly I would never let this woman lose all that she has for a nut. People dont always get the oppurtunity to come from nothing and make it as far as she has... Lets be real i havent done 1/100th of what he has for you.

Why the fukk i gotta be the one to be smart about your situation and what you have to lose. Im not fucking her anymore but i wish that i Never would have...I fukked over a sacred bond and pushed myself further back. I know all women arent on the same level but if you encounter enough on the same agenda you soon believe it...Im a sinnin nigga trynna work my way back to right... but hey Im real about mine and will never pretend to be more than I am...And right now Im grindin...Keep myself so busy that i dont have time to fall for anyone and fall victim to anotha nigga like me.

I still aint no fukkin angel but im a lot more careful and wont fukk spouses

Stop Boyfriend #2 epidemic, Put her Orgasm B4 your own.

Too many niggaz lose someone they really like or chase her away with horrible meat...It leaves a trail...in fact it leaves a report called the B.D.R. Bad Dick Report. This problem comes from niggaz wanting to rush shit and get them. It also could be as simple as not knowing what kind of woman you are dealing with. Sure there are a few women who wanna get straight to fukkin, wham bam keep it movin sir, but for the most part all women want more out of sex.

Sex is more than putting ya dick in and premature ejaculation... If you are finally going there with someone you've been craving why half step? Her body will tell you everything you need to know about satisfying her without her saying a word. So you have to read body language...For instance..If you're kissing her in the inner thigh and she starts to quiver while moving up to her vagina....Dont stop and immediately whip out ya dick...keep going shes already started the process of getting her. Too many niggaz underestimate the power of touch, of hardcore lust, the possibility of what can happen when i kiss here, or kiss her here. Gentle yet forceful nibbles all over are whatsup.

Rub her back, grab her breasts, grab the back of her neck and pull it hard towards you as you kiss all over her body. Be flamboyant with the dick, Dicks are everywhere....besides size what are you going to do to seperate yourself from that dick that was there b4 you and the ones that can replace you...If you keep that mindset you wont shortstroke her.

I belive a 100% that if she gets her then i've got me. Bombs go off in my body as i see her spine arch because im in the right spot...or she abuses the hair pulling because its the only thing she can think to grab while i slurp on her. I wanna fuck her deeper as i bend her over and slide in her from behind and she sucks my fingers cause she just has to do something with her mouth..
You dont have to be in love with someone to give them pleasure that they wish will stay forever. You just have to be unselfish and willing to put in work. You can have all the money in the world and spoil her to death...Fuck Dick game...If yo Sex Aura aint comin right she gonna step out. Be the total package...nothing worse than leaving the drive through and discovering that they didn't give you everything you paid for.

I got a Partna!!

I love blogging, I adore the male opinion it's been missing...
I invited a friend to blog with moi, & he accepted..
Ladies.. you've been warned & Gentlemen... dude is wild!
Welcome the Brutal Hon3sty!

I predict alotta sex stories...

The Usual Suspect

I'm blogging about my personal life I know people miss these LOL!
For slight background you might wanna check out Regret.

The Usual Suspect b.k.a Dr.Evil is my crazy obsession. I don't know what it is about this guy. I met him when I was tipsy but I knew I liked him. His voice, his posture, his attitude; dare I say his aura. We all know 21 year old me was a bold mess. I got his number. I invited him over. I enjoy being aggressive from time to time. 
Everytime I see him my mind races. I want to say the right thing, do the right thing or just find someway to make him love me. I don't have the incredible desire to be loved by many just B.B.U really. I wanted Hov to like me.. that didn't work well. I don't believe in luck so the things that have happened with me and men was me ignoring the obvious warning signs... I think I called the Usual Supect; Obvious for a while... Obvious is the nickname you give a guy when his middle name or pet name would make it too obvious.
I hate calling men by their government name.. It's a slut rule. I even make nicknames for my friends: semi-, ell-y, B-dot, etc...
The Usual Suspect is a challenge. I don't think he wants me. EVER. Mentally or physically. He tolerates me yet I can't stop... I feel myself being annoying yet I continue in the hopes that eventually he'll understand that I like him like him...
This is my flaw. I know. I'm gonna try to work on it.

Toxic People

"A bitter root produces a bitter fruit.."

Toxic people are the people who pollute your life so much that you lose sight of yourself and become bitter. I've witnessed many toxic people lately.. Happiness is something that is aquired through hard work, love, faith and the desire to truly be happy. Tearing down everyone you encounter isn't the way to be at peace with yourself. Some many people try to kill your dreams & tell you what you aren't capable of because they don't see how it can happen. Small minds have small ideas..

A plane weighs like 2 tons yet it defies gravity... The internet makes no sense.. No one thought Bill Gates was a genius at first he was just a nerd. Electricity is something that can rarely be explained. No one thought any of these ideas would be successful. People didn't even think telephones were logical.

Nothing that is genius is logical. You know how many times I've been told I wouldn't succeed?? You know how much I make vs how much the people who told me I couldn't succeed make??? I don't have a degree yet I'm doing better than them... why? Because I believe in the art of positive thinking.

That being said toxic people will tell you that you have to pray for the better & prepare for the worst... if you believe in God that logic is retarded. If you believe in Jesus you believe that a virgin had a baby... pause for a while think about that.. see my point?

There is no logic in religion, theres no logic in success just a goal to succeed... Stop polluting the world!!

Stop discouraging people, Stop discouraging yourself, Stop saying what can't be done...

Doubt is the reason you're broke...