V-Day (Ran-Dumb Edition)

1. That bitch's body is BANGING!
2. Flowers are for chicks who wanna tell their friends they got flowers
3. I enjoy Teddy Bears
4. Let's keep it real V-Day is prosititution gifts for sex
5. If your dick is small you need to buy ALOT of gifts
6. Most women would settle for sincere gestures
7. If your girl is pissed & you know you did something from the heart she's a gold digging whore
8. I hate relationships so I can't say too much about V-Day
9. I want a 12 inch dick.. (He's got one)
10. I scare men because my penis preference is so large.. small men ALWAYS make excuses
11. Intelligent men lack the mental capacity to just fuck
12. I'm more attracted to men who play football.. normal guys are ok.. but yeah sue me TACKLES HAVE BIG PENIS'S DO YOU??
13. I'm tired of lying about what I like to make men with low self esteem and small dicks feel good
14. I don't want U or your small dick
15. I'm that bitch
16. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love is like...

I'm starting to think I've never been in "real" love. There was this trending topic about being strung & from everything I've read I've never even been sprung. I don't give money, I don't co habitate, I cheat often. Kari Ann said marriage isn't a logical option because the emotion it takes to give your all to someone isn't something we possess. BUT Kari Ann is worse than me, she had a kid. I couldn't have a kid. I wouldn't even get pregnant. I'm selfish too selfish. That's why I don't need monogamy or kids. My life revolves around me & my wants and needs.

I've never been truly heart broken because I've never given my all to anything. I'm not a fan of anything, I don't like anything alot besides food.

Big is #1, he will always be more important than other guys BUT.. I don't wanna be known as his wife/girl/ol lady. I crave my own title. Eva Longoria isn't Tony Parker's wife she's Eva. So many women are proud of being associated with what they put in them when dudes cheating on her... so everybody in your neighborhood is fucking him but you have the "title" so you're special?? I laugh at chicks most men in their 20s are more concerned with establishing their personal title than marrying your stupid ass so keep chasing husbands at 30 you'll still be making 15,000 a year.
My title is short,loud, asshole, goofy, Blogger, DaUglyTruth.. not who I'm fucking.
I explained to Big that I wanna be on his level & have my own title, he respects it. That's way more awesome than a title.. respect :-)

The Greatest Sex (Female Prospective)

This is graphic, you've been warned.

The greatest sex isn't planned. You don't know when it's going to happen, it hasn't been discussed, it simply occurs.
Great sex involves tension, a strong desire for one another before any physical contact.
The greatest sex happens when both parties are clear on the others likes and dislikes.Women love a man who takes control. Take the pussy, most of us are very dominate in life but extremely submissive in sex. Great sex involves no fear.
It starts with harmless flirting, leads to touching, kissing, eventually there's the foreplay & for me that doesn't involve oral. I'll give but I'm really not into recieving (See how nice I am). The pre sex orgasm is preferred (hand work).
The foreplay eventually leads to pentration (the best part). Great sex is passionate and violent. Most of the women I know like to be fucked (self included). Hard, deep strokes that force both people to grasp for air. Talking shit makes sex great.(DO NOT ask us to call you daddy, you will ruin the moment. I'll say anything but you are NOT my father.)
I'm competitive and silence gets you NO WHERE. Doggy style is essential, a must. Followed by some reverse cowgirl action.

Great sex also involves different locations the bed is fine to start with but you have to use the wall, the floor, the counters in the bathroom. Choking is for people you love but the more violent the better. If the sex is over and her vagina isn't swollen, you sir can't fuck. Bruises are welcomed. Biting, grabbing, even licking at times are all essential to great sex.