Random thoughts

People who submitted thoughts were hilarious. Lets start with my favorite:

• In reference to my blog: How deliciously triflin. But I like the site only cause I know you.
• Why am I still at work?
• Why do pineapples have seeds?
• Legally Blonde shouldn't be a musical
• His teeth look soft
• Sometimes all I want is head
• She told me she was a virgin (Guess she forgot she hit my roommate)
• Why are the back of your ears so dirty?
• Why niggas lies?
• Chinese food in the ghetto is way better than P.F. Changs
• Why do people try to find vindication in their wrong doings by others approval?
• If his dick was better we would probably be married
• Lil Boosie looks like a roach
• What are pop tarts made of? That's not fruit
• Why do guys and girls play this game with each other when the end result is them both losing?
• When they gonna release A Different World seasons 2-6 on dvd?
• Don't move to Delaware for a woman
• I'm not hating on you I'm laughing because he's fucking clean over you
• His breathe smells like he eats shit for a living
• Those who speak don't know and those who know don't speak.
• Everything in the lost and found is garbage
• I think I'm pregnant (its for my vibrator)
• Who thought Mr. Rogers was a good idea for a show?
• I never wanna be a 2nd place trophy
• The dumber someone is the louder they speak
• Fuck looking before you leap. Life is no fun if you always know where you're going to land.
• Bill gates started Microsoft during a recession
• Sex kills conversation
• Now that the president is black the world is more complacent
• Good sex covers up everything bad in a relationship
• Magic Johnson outlived Michael Jackson = there is a cure for aids
• Men don't realize it but women are ruled by the vag.
• If you can lay it down right we will probably delay the "get rid of this loser" part until later.