Pages

10/18/10

A collection of stupid shit put together


You ever do something that reminds you of something else?
His name was monster face.. The only one night stand I ever had in  my life.. It was beyond fun. I swear I never had so many bruises in my life. It was like trophies. Gretchen judges great sex based on the amount of pain and bruises you recieve. So on the Gretch scale I was at a 9 1/2. A full blown 10 is when your ass is bright red.
Anyway I got reminded of this one night stand because NO matter how horny I get there are some guys who I just can't see myself touching. I wouldn't even let them give me head. I think I was really horny. SO I went to sleep. It's sad when I'm REALLY horny but I'd rather sleep than fuck the options I have.
Moving along, that's kind of how the Monster Face thing happened. I was annoyed with everybody and I was like well he's been trying for 3 years why not. But that boy was crazy he thought I wanted to be his girlfriend... Who am I? As if! It was just fun and funny.

Every girl I know has had a monster face type experience, sorry for bringing back the memory LOL!!

No comments:

Post a Comment