Think about it. F-ck yourself. Stop. Get over it.

"Sometimes you think you like people but you don't, you gotta beat your meat and say their name over and over and after you nut you probably won't like them any more"

I know what you're thinking, that's the dumbest thing you ever heard. Well 1. I didn't say 2. I had to think about it for 24 hours before it fully made sense. You feel differently about a person after you cum. Sometimes you want them in our life more, most times you want them less.


We had this debate on whether you should masturbate before dates, I think you should. After you cum, little shit annoys you and the things you used to think were "so cute" get extra ugly. He says "No you shouldn't I did that once and completely ignored everything this chick said on a date." And to that I responded "obviously she wasn't interesting." Even when you aren't attracted to someone if they're saying something interesting you're forced to pay attention. The grand point in this argument is that everything in a relationship changes after you cum so why not cum alone?

For example, Can you imagine being sexually frustrated on a date but not realizing it until you got there? That's like suicide. And then what IF you went at on the first night just because you were SO sexually frustrated only to NOT cum?? The whole date was pointless. As well as his life. Then you're more upset then you were prior.

In conclusion, Think about it. f-ck yourself. STOP. Get over it!