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10/15/09

Thug Passion

Warning: Some one will get offended me personally I don't give a fizz-uck!

I worked at Victoria's Secret for almost 3 years. Mostly in beauty, I love to observe & I know what most men like. When a guy walked into Victoria's Secret I could guess the lingerie & fragrance he liked without a problem.

On the the reason for the title:

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Poor men cling to Love Spell like gravy on rice. Every man in urban gear & dirty shoes who wanted to get something nice for his girl bought her Love Spell. I hate Love Spell. It all goes back to high school in high school everybody loved Love Spell I wore Fetish [I'm different]. I hate the way Love Spell smelled. Flash Forward to college, on my job interview for VS the interviewer asked what my favorite Fragrance in the store was I said Very Sexy [I'm sex what can I say]. The girl [she was white] who wore a dirty white collared shirt and stained khakis, who kept talking about when she worked at wulll mart said "LOVE SPELL".

My theory that the classless loved Love Spell was being proven slowly but surely. Every man I would never take seriously or date loves Love Spell. Like every rule there are exceptions I know 2 lovely ladies who wear Love Spell but other than that it's the hood bah-bee! In every mall, I've worked in (3) the cleaning crew wore Love Spell. Every Valentine's Day the guy who needed gifts for his 4 baby mama's bought Love Spell. Every man with horrible hygiene and even worse teeth bought their girlfriend Love Spell. Every man who probably dropped out of high school in 12th grade bought Love Spell... Oh and the trailer trash! If he had on a rebel shirt & she looked like his sister or his mother but he was still kissing her on the mouth guess what?? LOVE SPELL! People with no teeth love Love Spell. Men in business suits HATE Love Spell. men with excellence, good grammer & beautiful hygenie HATE Love Spell.

The worst part of the entire Love Spell lovefest was that most of these people were mad that Love Spell was 6 for $30 and wanted a discount.
  • I'm sorry if you have a lil hood in you & you love Love Spell, I'm just telling you that most men who love Love Spell with end up in prison or mopping at the mall forever!! The exception to that maybe rappers & drug dealers [and we all want those]! Athletes probably love Love Spell too... lmao

And for those who wonder I wear Body by Victoria, Very Sexy & Dolly Girl by Anna Sui [I still haven't run out of free gifts from VS]

Do you hate me now??

2 comments:

  1. Damn I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that thinks that shit STINKS...

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  2. I worked @ VS for 4yrs. Made the same EXACT observation & my co-workers all thought I was nuts. There is a lot of truth to this theory. Guess great minds really do think alike. BTW...Very Sexy & BodyByVictoria were & still are two of my all time favs. Go figure!

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