The Rude List

The opinions expressed in this blog post are the OPINIONS of this blogs owner at any time if you do not agree with these opinions you can close the web browser it's really simple there's an X click it!

The rude list is just a compliation of my opinions on rumors and shit I read on twitter etc. It's not meant to target any certain people only because each thing applies to at least 5-6 people I can think of. BUT of course people think they mean SO much to me that I would honestly devote a blog post to them. And to that I respond BITCH PLEASE!

1. Why is being a bitch a bad thing?
2. You should be afraid of me, because unlike you I'm not ashamed of who I am or who I have been. My secrets are silly compared to yours.
3. Bitch is actually one of the only words that commands respect from men and women. (when used to describe a woman)
4. Think about it you're on your p's & q's when someone says a woman in power is a bitch. If they said she was nice you'd assume you could run all over her.
5. Why do young African Americans try so hard to impress each other??
6. Do you honestly measure anyones success by how much they brag to you? [(Trev don't)]
7. This "Phaedra syndrome" of lying about things when people can CLEARLY see the truth is beyond me.
8. I get tired of explaining to these young jigga boos that I read & I listen. I remember the stories the way you told em the first time and the last time... I'm probably smarter than you.
9. Lying about things when the truth is only a google search away is quite sad.
10. Like the young ladies who've "moved" to other states yet are in New Orleans EVERY single day... Plane tickets cost a lot of money I'd actually think you were "fancier" if you could afford to vacay  few times a month v. lying and saying you live somewhere else!
11. Who are these invisible people everyone is trying to impress?
12. An insecure man is far worse than an insecure woman.
13. Men with small dicks are always talking about how women are too picky. We need to take what we can get etc... NAH I'm good son!
14. Jonathan said 99.9% of men cheat and that hasn't been proved wrong yet so therefore if I chose to only fuck men making 6 figures don't be mad at me I know he's gonna cheat anyway I just want some nice presents. And if that's wrong... I don't wanna be right.
15. Why every woman should-be gold digger << written by one of my best childhood friends Jonathan
16. I truly believe you can shed the same tears over a no good broke man and a no good rich dude BUT I know for a fact you'll look way cuter when you cry with millions.
17. I'm not saying to fake a whole relationship, of course you should like the guy hell love him if you marry him, you can't chose who you fall in love with BUT you can chose who you give your phone number too.
18. See where I'm going?? (you probably don't)
19. My heart drops to my toes when you dumb broads think you can school me.
20. A lot of you hoes didn't realize how "lucrative" bopping on football players was until the Saints won the Superbowl.  (cause it's really NOT)
21. I have yet to see a woman/girl from New Orleans reap benefits from all this bopping they do.
22. Heres the checklist:You have a key to his place? He gives you game tickets? Do you have a car? Condo? House? Is your shit paid for? Do you fly Southwest or he got you on American? Did you meet his family? << Getting the same dick and conversation them others hoes getting. HA!
23. Bitchs fucking for popularity in their 20s should just die now! "Social status" does NOT pay the fucking bills!
24. Speaking of, a lot of girls prentend to be cool with chicks who have fucked the dude they with/or crushing on. That's so POO! At the end of the day he's still getting puss from ALL of you. AGAIN whose losing?
25. Ki said "You really can't be out here fucking with nothing to show for it 30 is right around the fucking corner"
26. Oh and fake it til you make doesn't mean you pretend to have a boyfriend when you don't.
27. Also, having sex with someone once doesn't mean ya'll dated or that you have any rights to him. Just an FYI. That's all.
28. I'm tired of the 3rd-4th string college football players saying girls want them because they play ball MY NIGGA YOUR UNIFORM NEVER GETS DIRTY!!! Your friends might get drafted BUT YOU AIN'T!
29. In other news, football players get paid less than any other sport, a simple google search will tell you that so assuming that a woman wants a man's "money" when he plays football is fucking hilarious because if you bitchs knew how to gold dig you'd chase soccer players!
30. The euro > the dollar!
31. Nothing worse than a water boy with a fucking ego!
32. In conclusion, Who the FUCK gon check me?

Remember folks, if this offends you it applies to you. And whose fault is that? Yours because you tell your business to messy ass people who then tell my messy ass friends who then tell me. And oh theres NEVER any tea on me because I don't do anything... Ain't that about a BIIIIITCH! :-)