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4/25/11

Another Jake: A big dick without a brain


I haven't really had the desire to blog about my sex life. But after stumbling upon this new site Single Girl in the Suburbs I thought hmmm writing about fun stuff is fun. Don't get excited it's not that awesome.
As with most men I like he's gorgeous! His physical features make my mouth water in a frightening way. I think my dream man looks like him & I never knew it. So, I watched him for a month in my typical stalker fashion. Then when the moment came I said hi. Nothing major! Random text convo for a few months, fucked on the first date. Typical me shit!

But it's not my fault! He's generic. He's gorgeous. He's a whore. He likes what every other black 20 something man likes, he dresses like everyone else, his interest are basic, his upbringing was just like everyone elses. I tried I PROMISE I tried, I talked to him about my interest, hobbies and some random pop culture references. He didn't know SHIT!!! When a guy says "Damn you smart like you know everything", he automatically moves from romantic interest to "oh yeah he fucks good".  He wants to be popular because that's what everyone else does. While his appearance is refreshing everything is a yawn. He's so unoriginal I didn't even bother giving him his own nickname. Just another Jake... But no lie the dick is great.

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