The Bad Girls

I have a set of friends I call the bad girls. This includes but is not limited to Gretchen, Kimber, the 2 hot chicks & Kendra. The bad girls are the most fun people you'll ever meet. If it's just me & 1 bad girl were good we bake cookies, tell stories, drink a little, nothing strange. But when me, bad girls & men mix it's horrific.

Sidebar: We never get laid... not when we do bad stuff at least... we grab asses tell guys really dirty things we probably shouldn't say... but we never take them home... Gretchen always has dick on call but she's Gretch so DUH!

Tailgating this weekend par example... they got numbers from grandpaw men..D.I.L.F's; they asked men to strip for no apparent reason & they walked up to some guy and told him he looked like a good fuck. [I didn't do or say anything bad because I felt ugly]

The bad girls bring out the worst in me & I bring out the worst in them. I wonder if everyone has friends who bring the bad out? I love the bad girls but I'm really not sure if I can do this every weekend.

Kimber Stories

Kimber & I are way too close. I don't think you should tell anyone as much as we tell each other. Kimber's engaged... That's a joke *I told her that to her face*

Last week she calls and says she wants to "hang out" with a guy who is not her fiance... I told her she couldn't. She feeds me some ol he's just a friend but he's so fine bull shit. I tell her again that she can not go hang out with this guy. She told me she called to vent not to get advice. [lol]

She went. She said she'd call me while she was there so she wouldn't be "tempted". She didn't call. I text her... 10 minutes later she calls me...

His ex girlfriend showed up

One day, one sweet day ladies will learn when I say don't do itm don't do it. Short version, they were playing twister [4 play], the ex starts banging on the door and screaming dude tells her to be quiet and not move until the ex leaves... eventually the ex gets tired of knocking on the door & leaves... I hope K learned her lesson but I doubt it.

And then there was Kimber

If Gretch is my Samantha Jones, Kimber is beyond it. Kimber is a slut. She doesn't even know I'm blogging about her and she probably won't ever read this. Kimber and I have been friends for about 2 years. From the moment I met Kimber I knew that we'd be friends. She has a strong presence. She's an incredible person and one of the smartest women I've ever met. That being said if she wants to fuck she's gonna fuck the end. Kimber has never denied who she is so for that reason I respect her. Kimber is proof that if you're an all out hoe you're gonna get married. She's engaged. Kimbers the type that's always buttoned up. She's never showing the goods. She fools men with her knowledge and lack of hoe like presence. Most guys who date her think she's only been in one relationship her entire life and that some guy broke her heart so she's been single ever since. She did have a long term boyfriend, she cheated her ass off... LOL! The tales of Kimber will soon follow.