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4/12/10

The Average Black Girl

Continuing my series on the types of black women..
We encounter the "average black girl" there's NOTHING special about her. She may be unique in one or two elements but honestly nothing about her is original. She watches BET doesn't take it as seriously as the ghetto girls but would rather watch BET than the news.
Average black girl maybe considered a basic bitch BUT not all basic bitches are average black girls, think squares and rectangles. The average girl and the basic bitch are probably friends and they know ghetto girls but rarely know unfriendly black hotties because they think WE think we're too good for them.. Well duh bitch we are! Moving along, These women are usually gold digging whores who have no real career goals. Like ghetto girls they want the "finer things" in life but don't know what Beluga is. I'm not saying eating raw food makes you better than anyone I'm just saying knowing what it is, is important.
The average black girl is the reason hood rats find out about nice clubs. The average black girl HAS to brag about every new "experience" she has to everyone she meets. She has no class really doesn't know the difference between personal and private. She usually wears what all the other black girls are wearing; listens to whatever music all the black girls listen to and does everything that's stereotypically black without crossing the line into ghetto land. She doesn't have orange hair and gold teeth. She probably doesn't have children. That doesn't mean she's a great person. She's AVERAGE. That's the point. She's neither intelligent nor ignorant and loves it that way.
This is the most common black woman in America. She doesn't think for herself or even know how. She doesn't explore the world outside the black Mecca's Houston, New Orleans, Atlanta, Miami, Vegas and your occasional New York trip. I hate them more than ghetto girls because they pretend to be something they're not OFTEN!
If you ever wonder if a girl is an average black girl ask to see her old pictures or go through her facebook.. if she ever owned gaucho pants, a disc belt, red pumps with the belt and plastic jewelry to match, tights with cut outs, "burberry", if she didn't start wearing eyeshadow until all black girls did, the list goes on and on but you get it. She's a carbon copy of all other carbon copies. YUCKY!

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