Hov: You know 1/2 your friends wanna do me?
Me: which half?
Hov: I mean you make me sound perfect on the blog.
Me: But when I talk to my real friends about you they know your flaws. I just can't blog your flaws.
Hov: Well you gotta stop making me sound perfect
He ain't perfect! He's gained about 25lbs since I met him. LOL! His lips are really soft I'm always afraid I'm gonna hurt em. When he gets mad he goes for blood. He's not just an asshole he's nice with the asshole-ness.
So yeah... you happy?
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