Pretend guy friend

Mya: They want the best for u most of the time.. sometimes they wish ur shit would fail so u could see the good in them...

Toni has a friend... Mya does to... I used to... And Gretchen just doesn't notice.
Every girl has had that awesome guy friend who they could talk to about anything. He's the best dude ever UNTIL you start dating. Mya's friend is the worst... or maybe Toni's shit idk. Mine is no longer a part of my life because I don't like bitchmade men.
The "pretend guy friend" really has a crush on you or some sick fucking obsession; no guy you like is "good enough" for you. Mostly because those guys aren't him. See the "p.g.f" is a friend because theres nothing exciting about him, nobody wants him and when you ask around about him "stalker, weirdo and he's nice but thats about it" is all you hear. Mya's friend rarely gets play or act right because he's annoying ugly and clingly. The "p.g.f" always has low self esteem, nothing about him stands out he isn't popular, people generally know his face but never his name. The p.g.f is dangerous because he's just like a bitch he talks shit about you to his boys and his other friend girls but the trip part his he's just jealous because you fucking and he's not.

Famous P.G.F quotes:
"Girls don't want a nice guy they want an asshole" <-- Yes because assholes have high self esteem and dress well.

"He's not as intelligent as you are and you need someone on your level" <-- WHO? Your boring ass I'd rather commit suicide.

"My friend told me he saw him with another girl, if i was you I'd stop talking to him he's playing you" <--- who said I wasn't fuckin other people? And why are you & your boys going against the g code?? [pussy ass bitchmade men]

NEWSFLASH: Guys who get into the "friend zone" are there because something about them is sweet but everything else about them is wack so stop wasting your breathe critizing your homegirls romantic choices there is nothing you can say or do will make her want you.

P.S. If your offended kill yaself.