Bitch Rules

I am not perfect nor will I profess to be or try. Last night Jai & I composed these things called bitch rules. As there is man law there should be bitch rules.

1. Fake it til you make it applies to goals believe you have the things you desire and they will come. That does not mean you take pictures of other peoples stuff and claim it's yours online.
2. Make your word your bond. If you can't keep your word what can you keep?
3. Dont bad mouth your friends. If they're cool enough to live with apparently you like the same shit so she can't be a hoe if you're not one!
4. Homies over hoes! Plain and simple a dude will runaway from you when his boys call so the same rules apply. Stop ditching your friends for dick he wouldn't do it for you.
5. If you know you're lying write it down. Liars always forget what they lie about.
6. Stop calling your friends for relationship advice. You're going to go back to him.
7. Also stop telling your friends all your boo's flaws because that makes us HATE him.
8. Take your own damn advice. (This applies to me the most)
9. Just because a famous person wore doesn't mean you can.
10. Stop complaining about things you refuse to change. You know what's wrong you know how to solve it so stop being lazy.
11. Stop being dick dumb. (Stories of grown ass woman next blog post)
12. Focus on the future don't be so near sighted that you don't realize you have like 45 years of life left.
13. Be the best that you can daily, while slacking is the status quo why be average at anything.
14. Stop being ashamed of your dreams they can't come true until you profess them.
15. And please stop letting these broke niggas sell you dreams he can't buy a cardboard box but he's gonna take care of you.