I been sitting here for like 15 minutes... he gon probably hate me but it's too funny. This dude has issues but I enjoy it... I apologize in advance for my honesty the (...) are y thoughts this whole time
- Jake Steed -whoa (he wants me)
- Me- whats good wit ya
- Jake Steed- nuttin horny (I knew that)
- Me -u borin and u always horny
- Jake Steed-u like (wtf kinda question is that)
- Me-I think u crazy and I enjoy that for some strange reason
- Jake Steed-u horny (as if)
- Me-no
- Jake Steed- mayne wut (country ass)
- Me-I aint there anyway so if I was I wouldnt see u
- Jake Steed-u could have phone sex (really? you can't make sentences that good)
- Me- u can get the pussy from anybody why is u actin crazy
- Jake- I could I want urs (...all his other hos figured out he crazy)
- Me-we aint fuck in like 2 years how u even remember
- Jake-yea I remember bae (we only did at my house so I know u ain't got me on tape)
- Me-man u crazy but i like it
- Jake-yu want phone sex (phone sex? we live an hour away)
- Me-NO
- Jake-y (maybe I should have said that and not thought it)
- Me-cause
- Jake-let's do this 1 now (he's wildin)
- Me-I'm at work
- Jake-Tex it (sexting at work... he's taking it too far)
- Me-for true?
- Jake-yea
- Me-like real talk I don't like phone sex
- Jake-tex me (what are u gonna get from this?)
- Me-I just rather fuck
- Jake-we can do both (he ain't got laid in like 2 days he losing his mind)
- Me-u told me to kick rocks the last time I saw u now u want me?
- Jake-yea (and I'm supposed to jump for joy?)
This shit was hilarious... and well... yeah Jake...
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